My grandmother was with me on the first trip to the blue car. Well, I thought she was a grandmother, and on the way it turned out that she was 40, but the lack of teeth greatly changes people.

Waiting for a pause in the conversation, the woman began to tell that a week ago her girlfriend was driving in the same direction. She advised the heroine bla blazar.

So a friend arrived, to Rostov, and the driver says to her, "Well, madam, give for the trip in nature."

Arriving at this point of the story, the woman first made a spectacular pause, and then cuddly cuddled:

I thought it would be the same here.

Well, it was dark, and only I could see the driver’s face. I had to tell a funny joke to change the subject.

I bought an apartment with my aunt. A week after the move, I come home, and in the shell a circle with the remains of tea. On the table, a little bit of the cake that burned the day before. In the morning, after breakfast, I washed and cleaned everything. I call the hostess. He said, it was. The tea is delicious, the cake is dry. Have a good appetite, sweat.

But the last drop was that one day when I came home, I found a yellow splash and the smell of urine in the bathroom. I call a wonderful housewife. Oh, he said it was. The water in the apartment was turned off, and I wanted to write. And why in the bathroom to write, wash anyway, I decided that I would go to the bathroom, she would run into the hole herself.

They left without living for a month.

Good and adequate people.

Explanatory tasks of the wife:

YYY: Wash the towels. Just put them in the washing machine and start.
Okay...there’s another clothes to wash with her?
YYY: No, take her out of course!
Okay, I put both of my towels.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I said, all the towels, the clothes also have to be washed!
Okay, I take my coat and all the towels in the bathroom, including the dogs.
No, not all the towels, only ours.
XXX is AAA!

On the work portal published the results of the motivation program for sellers. Those who read the advertisement carefully, friendly Facebook: the total amount of the prize for the first and second place is the same, but if the second places took one person, then the first - three at once, and in their case the amount of the prize is divided equally on all.

xxx: Looking at the photo reports from the cycling parades in the center of the capital, I see not cyclists, but ordinary car enthusiasts who spent a bunch of money on railings and attachments, on gasoline and paid parking to pull these rails into the center of the city and show everyone what they are cycling lovers.

In the vocabulary reserve of Listened:

"I am a humble and engaging girl...."

New terminology in kindergartens:
Spine - numbered by call "above"

This is the series "You are all angry with me". This name describes my life so accurately that I look like it, and I look at it every day.

You will be surprised, but once in my life I just had a case when they were given for rubber boots. He returned from the country with a different barrel in his backpack, and when he moved from the electric car to the subway he saw a sad girl in barefoot, boredly looking at the impenetrable giant lawn for her and other consequences of bad weather. So I offered her what I had and took home. To his home the truth that day could no longer return, but with pleasure spent time in the female society.

A very plausible story. Sometimes something similar happened to me. I returned from college late in the evening on a bus. It was sharply cold, and in a thin cocktail to the evening it became teeth-breaking cold. I stand, tremble like a mouse, the bag pulls heavy hands. Right in front of me is a nice guy. He is fine, sitting in a jacket, smiling at me, building his eyes. I also smile to him. And I think of myself: I would borrow a jacket, bring a bag, drive home through a dark district of restlessness - I would give it to him, and I would also feed for dinner. He smiled for half an hour and left. No of romance.

I was here in a network universe next to the house (I won't name it - anything could happen)
Dialogue with the Seller (P)
I: Here are the tomatoes you have, I see, local - marked, and out those in the box - from where?
Q: And those... From Armenia, in my opinion... or from Yerevan!
(I turned the box)
Q: No, not from Armenia – from Yerevan – this is written!
......
When I left, I told him that Yerevan was the capital of Armenia!
He was so shy as if I was playing him.)

After the propizdon of the chief, labor from fruitful becomes fertilized.

To all the clever Russians to note: "it can’t" - it always means "in general, it can’t", without options. A "no" always means "no" When NOT entirely, you will be told "unwanted", "riskable", "not worth", "unlikely", "unlikely", "unlikely".
Similarly, when you say to someone "no" or "can’t", this should mean "no, can’t", and not "no, you tell me".

To scare away, you need to depict something really disgusting on the packs, so that the packet is disgusting to take in your hands. For example, homosex, sucking and sucking, a large plan with all the details
Most people will quit smoking. But there is also a side effect: less will start.

Healthy pensioners are bringing the government to default.

The owner of the fitness club (muscle and tendon center) says:
- I bought small clothes for the clutch, 50 kilograms. He threw the bag on his shoulder. I stand and wait for a taxi. 50 kg on the shoulder.
I put my bag next door. A careless creature runs by, grabs a bag, and runs away. Rather, it was like he imagined, like now, will grab his bag and escape. He crashed a 20-meter bag and fell next to her. Well, of course, I approached and gave him.
In the mouth?
Why immediately in the mouth? I gave her visiting card. With your, I say, work, you need to be in good physical shape. Or you can scratch.
But he didn’t come, right?
He came, of course. I can’t expel it yet. He is a healthy guy, my coach is working. Go, he’ll show you the trick.

Roman Rosengurt

Yesterday, an elderly billionaire, under the applause of thousands of people, expelled a family of blacks from the house where they lived for eight years. The shame.

It was necessary to make a movie like Stalin, sending everyone to real resorts to rest and there were no prisons and political prisoners.

I decided to look at the synonym in the dictionary of the word:

substrate
Mat, chanted, nightmare, stalk, marra, girl, prostitute, placement, laughra, laughra, laughra, laughra, laughra, putana, larva, padla, laughra, strawosa, laughra, walking, slapping, prostitute, mattress, hippies, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping

The carpet, of course. Thank you very much, the internet!

How did they know that they were Russian hackers?
- elementary, on the wall of the data center appeared the inscription "Tsoi alive";

Aaa: I, a sheep with an internship and a passport, will not be forced to get up at six or seven in the morning with any money. Just purely physical.

BBB: You can get me up. But don’t wake up :)