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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65493
 12.06.2012
I clarify

From VK:
A day on Venus is longer than a year.
Commentary :
Isn’t the year made up of days?

Day is the time of rotation around its own axis. 243 Earth days for Venus.
Year is the time of the orbit around the sun. For Venus 225 Earth days.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №65492
 12.06.2012
It has long been known that female nipples are the male erogenous zone.
Yyy: I wanted to bet, but then compared my feelings with the expression of my husband’s face when he gets to them... And indeed, rather male :-)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65491
 12.06.2012
I go with two of my dogs - puddles in exhibition condition, fresh washed, good - I admire myself. On the bench the grandmother of God. He smiles from far away. What beautiful dogs you have on your collar.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65490
 12.06.2012
>> I work all day on Intersharma on Saturday. And that means all that I hate - spikes, makeup, layout (Intersharm, huli) and most importantly the babies who ask questions...<<

I don't understand - those who regularly suffer so much here - they will die of hunger without this work that breaks them so much, can't change the field of activity? Or are they masochists who just love to elevate the brain of others?
Irritating communication with people - go to work as a guard on a regime object. The question is, you are shooting. Just saw the shadow of a man - you shoot so that the question is not asked.
And there will be complete harmony, peace in the soul and prize.

[ + 35 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65489
 12.06.2012
The reverse side of love is hatred, but even it can be controlled.
Infernal: you can not only control diarrhea, everything else is possible!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65488
 12.06.2012
How to react when the boss tells anecdotes about the anal fuck of the subordinates?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №65487
 12.06.2012
A friend chooses a refrigerator.
I want 2 meters.
Well, this 190, you will get 10 cm.
Nicole: That is a lot.
It’s a lot for the member, but not for the refrigerator.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65486
 12.06.2012
To all who are tired of the flood, the heat in the summer and the fierce cold in the winter, who are tired of earthquakes, floods, tsunamis, etc. Come with us to the Kolska Peninsula. Comfortable temperature (+10+15) in summer and warm winter (-10-15). You have no p.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65485
 12.06.2012
XXX:I drink tea and try to force myself to clean up in the apartment until the arrival of the ancestors)) They are from Friday on the country =)
YYY:o, it's difficult)) I usually start cleaning 20 minutes before arrival and immediately everything is cleaned))
Previously, when the elevator did not work in the house (and we live on the 8th floor) I was sitting behind the comp before the phone call) And then, while my parents went up the stairs, I was able to clean the dust and wipe the dust on the furniture) And sometimes even wash the dishes)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65484
 12.06.2012
Sasha and Masha from a recent wife.
...representing Masha in the company of a friend.

Wanna: Hi
I am Masha.
Sasha: My girlfriend
Masha is Wife!
Sasha: O_O
All of them are pizzas 😉


[ + 25 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65483
 12.06.2012
What you can see in the subway.
I was riding the gray branch closer to the nighttime and saw this miracle: a twentieth-year-old boy dressed in black-and-white sweaters, not far from the rapers. There are huge headphones on the head. So far normal. But! Long hair, somewhere before the explanation. But that is not all. There was a crazy mixture of sounds from the headphones. It was as if the Slayer group had raped Dendy and it was all in an accelerated transformation. Then it was replaced by a classic, moving into a hellish trail, as if a man of twenty was doing repairs at the same time. During the trip, he read the book calmly.
The guy! Are you real at all?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №65482
 12.06.2012
The most important thing is that the headache does not become a ghost.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №65481
 12.06.2012
"Please ask"

XXX: Do you give it to everyone?
YYY : No. I am selfish and greedy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65480
 12.06.2012
On the 19th year of life the Constitution of the Russian Federation suddenly died.
Yyy: They say that the investigation on the fact of her death will be carried out by the best employees of the Russian opposition. According to preliminary information, he will be headed by the well-known operative of outrage and obscene statements V.V. by Zhirinovsky.

[ + 29 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65479
 12.06.2012
Vegans behave like sectarians. They aggressively prove their right and failed to portray that they like to live this way. The unfortunate people.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65478
 12.06.2012
A friend goes to buy vodka at 20.50 (in the area after 21.00 do not sell)he is 24 and he looks at 15)))
He goes into the store and says:
Be Good 0.7 Five Lakes
21 is there?? to
Not in 10 minutes.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65477
 12.06.2012
You know, I’m ready... And so that you understand that I’m not joking, I invite you to smoke a calyan and talk :)
Oh yeah of course. Now I’ll gather, I’ll come, you’ll be there all, beautiful, we’ll have a great time, I’ll take you home, and then, when the moment comes to kiss, the alarm will work and I’ll wake up. No, thank you, I’d better spend that dream at home.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65476
 12.06.2012
Not the most (10:36:41 11/06/2012)
Anti-spam does not save
tsiligin (10:36:52 11/06/2012)
Change the question
tsiligin (10:36:55 11/06/2012)
Which you have?
Not the most (10:37:09 11/06/2012)
How many meters to the moon? Answer: I am a giraffe

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65475
 12.06.2012
Comments on the news in one publication: "From now on for the match BAN without warning."
XXX: sadness... and the overwhelmed mat? Or a hint on Matt?
YYY: I think if you know words like "squared", you don’t need mat.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65474
 11.06.2012
If the diploma is not issued, it will still be issued incorrectly.

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