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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65473
 11.06.2012
The subway wagon trembles remarkably which gives an acceleration to the chest of the girl sitting opposite. The car shakes, my chest shakes, I tremble. by Mnz0

[ + 30 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65472
 11.06.2012
Breasts are breasts. They were so unilaterally judged by the girls.
On the other hand, they also have a pop.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65471
 11.06.2012
xxx: the girl briefly acquainted took a shot with a samurai sword in underwear))) Well, the mind is not different)))) her name is Katya) Her girl wrote in the comments "This is katana?")))
So she answers "Yes, it’s me"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65470
 11.06.2012
Forcing your girlfriend to shower is so small.
Gogolevsky Plushkin just smokes in the side if you wrote the truth about the soul.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65469
 11.06.2012
Arsenic (22:20)
Your husband is a wise man.

Vladislava * (22:21):
I have my husband :D


[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65468
 11.06.2012
Rats are the smartest animals after humans.
222: Who told you this?
The rats told him. We, say, the smartest, after you, people, go tell everyone else about it, let them know.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65467
 11.06.2012
And yes ?

I had a fun conversation with my dad:
How is it at school?
is normal
In what class are you already? In the sixth?
I am in the ninth...
How old are you?"

My mom once asked my dad:
What is the name of our daughter’s great boss?
Is she already going to school? Dad replied to her.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65466
 11.06.2012
A man calls his year-old daughter Clyde. She says when she sleeps so cute, and when she wakes up - all fucking!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65465
 11.06.2012
Mail to Diablo 3 chat:
Good morning to all!
2 Is it morning? OO

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65464
 11.06.2012
Article on the Hubble "Why, why and how did I buy apartments in California?"

How did you learn a duck to swim in the pool?
The most appropriate comment! Bravo to!
Here everyone started on the reliability of investments, on property tax, visas and formalities of registration.
You are at work right away!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65463
 11.06.2012
I would like to ask you not to express yourself in the presence of these small subjects.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №65462
 11.06.2012
Hi you pu!
“Hello, eyes, nose and mouth!”! to

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65461
 11.06.2012
How did you get with your "wits" about football and "victory" of Russia... And I absolutely get rid of it! Because this fermented patriotism, this joy for the victory of the country in an absolutely none-needed foolish game with the ball are intended only to divert your attention from the real problems that in the country are only bore, not solved! Not going to the clinic, turn. And you get - doctors joke, you will recover or not, they are not going to worry about such salaries for you. At the stop came - 40 minutes stand, fuck, wait. Is it cool in summer, and in the frost? Corruption EVERYWHERE, even in kindergartens - you can put a child there even after 2 years of waiting, without giving money to the director's foot.
And you, fucking, are proud of this country, because its national team hunted the ball better than the Czechs?! Yes, I would have moved to the Czech Republic this moment to live, if possible, because there is a level of life! Even if their team lost forever.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65460
 11.06.2012
And most importantly, if so. Why does a man need a tubus?

Well, it’s just simple – beer bottles can be thrown in it. The rest is a mystery, too.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65459
 11.06.2012
Artificial aging of mice and the genes of youth:

Vanja (15:12:41 10/06/2012)
They will soon find out how to be forever young.

Vanja (15:12:53 10/06/2012)
You’ll fuck out the body and then it turns out that it’s 80 years old.

sergey (15:13:01 10/06/2012)
Beautiful and experienced.

sergey (15:13:05 10/06/2012)
I have 126 too.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65458
 11.06.2012

Constantine: Do you want to reconsider something?
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A new superhero?
Tags: Soviet times
A daring boy from the area was bitten by a radioactive rabbit who escaped from a scientific laboratory named Joseph Stalin. He gained the power to eat carrots in infinite quantities and whiten them in the winter. He realized that his power was too great for evil. He decided to use it for good. He is alone against the evil and enemies of the Soviet Union. He is a brave!
The Fed.
Go to sleep!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65457
 11.06.2012
I only love mosquitoes at night.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65456
 11.06.2012
loss, 10.06.2012 19:27:58:
There were pediatric tests.
My Kent comes out of the office, his grandmothers ask "how were the questions? It is complicated"
Loss, 19:28:30
"It is a shit! The most difficult thing was about these...
About the Children"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65455
 11.06.2012
Comments from the cinema:
X: A great movie... a little depressing, but it can’t be different... see what’s happening now with the younger generation, the depreciation (including in Russia).
Y: From the mouth of the victim sounds funny.)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65454
 11.06.2012
by DROM'a:
xxx: we have 4 cats and dogs at home, I have to say in half a voice "yooptvayumati!", in the bustle.

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