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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №97913
 14.05.2014
It shouldn’t die :)

Yulia Agapova, BAHTYC (Bantyk), the man of three wishes, SKYPIDAR, Olya Death, Pushticks and the talking ass, the firefighters who stumbled, the friend of the vapors of Kesha, the orange uncles, the students with the puppets at the stop, people, where are you all?! Go back!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97912
 14.05.2014
The author is this:
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Rogozin: From July 1, the transmission of the GPS signal in the Russian Federation through American stations will be stopped.
If the negotiations on the placement of GLONASS in the United States do not come out of a deadlock.
What about maps and stars?
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Not the transmission of the GPS signal in the Russian Federation will be stopped, but the work of the ground control stations of the orbital grouping of the GPS system will be suspended, which will lead to a maximum to some decrease in positioning accuracy for receivers supporting only GPS. Read the primary sources not diagonally and do not misinformation the public even on a humorous site.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97911
 14.05.2014
Let us enjoy the moment.
Is it a toxicoman?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97910
 14.05.2014
XXX: What is your favorite color?
Look at me and tell me what my favorite color is.
XXX is black?
Yyy: not guessed, dark green
You are dressed in black.
Yyy: very dark green.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97909
 14.05.2014
On the third night I suffer from insomnia. I look at the cat and envy - he is well, any food for him acts as a sleeping pill.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97908
 14.05.2014
Read the news tape: "Russia will send the largest reconnaissance ship"
First thought: they are not burning anymore.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97907
 14.05.2014
The Investigative Commission of the Parliament of Ukraine, which is headed by People’s Deputy Gennady Moskal. andquot;

Commentary :
He hates the mosquitoes.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №97906
 14.05.2014
A tribute to China for the fact that when they showed the Eurovision winner in the news, his (her) e*alo was closed with squares, so as not to traumatize the psyche of its people.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97905
 14.05.2014
This is:

Smart people, I am not concerned at all about how many critical days girls begin; whether they have parents or not; whether they know or not. This, your mother, is not my problem. Why should I watch the bullshit advertising of tampons, pads and drops?
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For the same reason that I should look at the advertising of prostatitis treatment and remedies for impotence.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97904
 14.05.2014
XXX: "It is necessary to write an interesting article on the topic "What swimsuit to choose full ladies".
YYY: None
YYY: Welcome
YYY: None
and
And when for us individual beaches will do, where these excessively nervous people would be banned from entering, and we could freely take sunbaths. People because of such personalities have not been on the beach for 15 years. Think about it when you are grinding along the fence.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97903
 14.05.2014
XXX: I went to the tank today. I filled a full tank of 95, and I say, action today. 95 for the price of 92.
92. they were not in that container.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97902
 14.05.2014
The xxx:
I need to move something.
I was not taken to work.
Do you know why? Because the grandmother
I do not have to gather compasses and wrap bolts with anything.
Member is not
YYYY :
Oh looool
Instead of computer technicians instead of screwdriver.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97901
 14.05.2014
This is:

From the Russian Post:
Packages with bees, plants,
Fresh fruits and vegetables,
Transfer without acceptance
The value of the investment"
Package with bees. A dog with bees!! to

It is right, in principle. Beekeepers are usually sent by post, because there is no alternative.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97900
 14.05.2014
Examples of how people ignore what they have under their nose:
I walk past the printer, there the architect clings to me:
- Anton, here the printer writes that the MBk cartridge is over, tell me, I picked right, is this? It is not written here. - stretches me a box with a two-centimeter font with the inscription "Protectional Cappuccino" and a picture of a man in that same capuccino... How? →? to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №97899
 14.05.2014
And I am deeply violet about your Eurovision. I watched hockey.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97898
 14.05.2014
From the hub, the answer to the question: "It is not just not to hold the door in the subway, but to dust back from the scale?"

It’s just another way to hold the door – you need to catch the moment and swim through the door that opened up to you.
To maintain the door in a resonant swing, it takes much less force but more snoring for its passage.
This is a nightmare level for entering the door!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97897
 14.05.2014
Being a mother of many children is not only happiness, pride and social status, but also the opportunity to collect the entire collection of zodiac signs!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97896
 14.05.2014
to this:
Imagine you have a closet.
......
And then there were May holidays and you left to rest, and when you arrived... found that someone moved your shelves in places, moved things, the doors began to open to the other side (they became more, but they became small)...
Welcome to the next release of Mozilla Firefox 29.0.1"

But imagine the feelings of the fans of Opera, when in the morning of February they did not find their things at all, because instead of the usual closet at the wall was a glamorous toilet made by Google...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97895
 14.05.2014
baxus: Tell me, what do you mean in your understanding of the phrase "cultural man"?
mantix:It was, I remember, the criterion "do not squeeze in the counter".
BG: What about the curtains?
darklight_red: just about the fold!
How about the scratch scratch!? to
darklight_red: What if you sit in the middle of the side? Going through the neighbors?
byglyckp: As you move to the brush, you can use several folds at the same time!
darklight_red is here. You are already thinking like a true cultural Russians!
BG: We will win!
darklight_red: YES! And only so!
Bays, folds... I look, life passes by me.
the_lb: for the enth, the collision, in the cultural society can and candelabromy shrink!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №97894
 14.05.2014
I crawl in a crumbling box. Next to the elevator. An elderly lady (D) and a dog come out. and basset. The dog stopped and began to watch me closely.
D: We are going home!
D: Let’s go now!
D: You still don’t understand anything about it!
The lady drops the lead and leaves. Baset, apparently, having agreed with this verdict, follows her.
The curtains )

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