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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112833
 30.04.2015
The Theme of Loss. Cat Umara, 2 years old. Sterilized and vaccinated. found in the US. Borovskiy, at the The Soviet. Born 02.09.14 3 kittens + 2 foreigners.

Is it how?! to

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She gave birth to 3 cats plus two other strangers :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112832
 30.04.2015
A acquaintance told me. He walks through the street, and next to him is a mother with her 8-year-old daughter, a gummy girl, in front of the eyebrows, in the hands of a violin, they have a dialogue.
The girl with the best voice:
It is summer for rest!
With a loud and strict voice:
Not to eat, to screw up.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112831
 30.04.2015
YY : MDA The Thirst. There is a week until the end of April, and the snow is coming.
ZZ: This is a fucking summer.
What summer is it??? It has not yet begun!
ZZ: It is now. It hasn’t even started yet, but it’s crazy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112830
 30.04.2015
I called a taxi. Coming such a brutal beauty on a new glowing volvo without identification signs "taxi". Arriving at the office, she paid him in advance and proudly got out of the car, sending him an air kiss! The man squeezed, of course, but all the colleagues trying to betray me finally stopped.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112829
 30.04.2015
xxx> The river flows "I-NO" from the village of Kukueva.
XXX> and let it swim!
xxx and gt.
xxx and gt;

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112828
 30.04.2015
Andrey: I watched the movie new "The Avengers".
Andrey: The Hobbit seemed much more plausible to me.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112827
 30.04.2015
Personally I am oppressed by advertising: "Your shellfish lives a saturated life", i.e. Even my life is more interesting than my life.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112826
 30.04.2015
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Better would you have children, flourishing... tenderness and love, love and tenderness.)
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When I see such quotes, I want to take a baseball beat and knock on my head for a long time to beat that fool. Who is better? The author of the quote or you? If you, then you do, what fucking people decide what is better for them?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112825
 30.04.2015
xxx: In the Omsk region there is an entire area, at the entrance to which hangs the sign "bad roads", 82 km, in my opinion, this is the best idea with roads.
And if you consider that before this road is not the limit of dreams...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112824
 30.04.2015
A short quote
*** by
I rhyme like a fool.
by 122
by 221

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №112823
 30.04.2015
Let’s take it wider: wedding competitions are always shit. And in nine cases out of ten, marriage is shit.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112822
 30.04.2015
The case was long ago. My eldest son is 5 years old and he already read well. And that somehow we go with him in the subway, in front of us sits a man, in his hands he has a package, on the package advertising of medicines. And my son reads it out loud and expressively. The name of the drug I no longer remember, and then I remembered word in word: "The cardinal solution to the problem of erectile dysfunction. 36 hours of freedom and self-confidence! It immediately became quiet in the car. I was afraid that my curious child would ask what the problem was. But he said, “36 hours is a little, and then what?” And standing next to the woman breathed: "And then again erection problems". A man with a stone face turned the bag on the other side. Since then, I have always read the inscriptions on the packages.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112821
 30.04.2015
The amount of blood shed because of the insult to another religion cannot be calculated.
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And let's do everything that can hit, for example, a schizophrenic, legislatively adapt - let healthy people bend, so that the potentially bully, don't give God, do not lead to the bullying of the literal. It is not the psyche to be isolated, but to force all normal to provide him with a comfortable existence.
All of this has nothing to do with faith. Fanatics either cover up the politicians of one side or another, or treat them just as they do with any bandit organization outside of any religious context.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112820
 30.04.2015
Listen, well again the joke on the topic of "the virgin girl", well, as much as you can, he’s just been!

And yes, here’s you who’re repairing the position of a girl – strictly up to 18 and clever, you’re also repairing your friends when they say, ‘Is this Masha, my girlfriend?’ or you’re sorry they don’t have sex, maybe?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112819
 30.04.2015
xxx> how he managed to break his leg
yyy> at %literary_festival%
xxx> so I thought it was %literature_festival%
yyy> "goodly walked"
xxx> that's what they all do there
Yyy> as the Wilds said after the Library Night, "You can't drink - don't go to the library"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №112818
 30.04.2015
There are two planets:
How is it?
It does not matter. I think I got my mind somewhere.
and Erund. I have also been sick once. Four, in the worst case, five thousand years - and it goes by itself. You will heat up a little if this infection has time to think about a thermonuclear reaction. And if treated and not started, then at the stage of antiquity usually begins remission. I usually take three asteroids per millennium after each ice age for prevention, and there are no problems.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112817
 30.04.2015
Aunt, remember once and for all: there are no "pregnant girls" - there are "pregnant women". There is no "girlfriends after husband" - there are "married women".
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Go into the forest, old man. "A girl" means a man of the female sex of an unprecedented age. With a dozen husbands and children. If you personally do not distinguish between the concepts of "girl" and "virgin", then at least do not impose your misery of views on the whole world, do not be ashamed. Once a husband had the meaning of a man, but no psychic will now call any arbitrary man that.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112816
 30.04.2015
> How it all got... There is no time at all...

Congratulations on the enlightenment of this universal truth!
I want to soon realize that there is no space at all! and ;)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112815
 30.04.2015
At the time, communication was poorly developed, and it was very easy to make a person believe what happened somewhere many kilometers away.
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Nowadays, communication is much better. However, forcing a person to believe what happened somewhere many kilometers away has become even easier.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112814
 30.04.2015
Did it happen to myself? To myself, not to someone else’s.

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