One woman, an endocrinologist, suspected her lover’s diabetes (too sweet) during the minet, and the diagnosis was confirmed. She told this to a friend, a friend to her husband. After a while, this endocrinologist in visitors says: it seems my cat has diabetes. The husband of a friend scissed from a hiccups, the endocrinologist guessed everything.

These people are still insulting Chinese translations.

Any "Tiger red white death buy" mirks on the backdrop of a simple and dull action - "Start work for free".
Fuck thank you, of course. They were so intrigued. Here is the luck for someone - maybe, without paying anything, work! and Ogo. Working for free! This is yes. Free work, fly for free! Because it is free.

Victor Gusev responded to the organizing committee of fans, collecting him money for vacation during the 2018 World Cup. As you know, the fans do not want him to comment on the matches of the Russian national team.

V. Gusev stated that he wants to fly to Mars there and back.
Football fans very much liked this idea: in this case, the commentator will be deliberately removed from the microphones.

More than 2 million rubles have already been collected. The collection of money continues. Negotiations with private aerospace companies have begun.

What is your new swimsuit?
The Striped...
Wouldn’t the pop look like an arbus?! to
will be...
Funny...
and ah!
And your breasts are like strawberries, right?! to
Like a crossroader...

Dirty hands are better for money.

This story was told to me by a friend. Once he was in the bus next to a guy, as it turned out to be - a pocket man. Next from the words of a friend: I go, here I feel - someone in the pocket of oil. I wasn’t very rich then, and I didn’t have anything in my pocket. I understand that the guy who is in the pocket is standing in the row. He pulled out his pocket and already pulled out his hand. Here I lean to him, show his wallet and ask, “Is this looking for it?” He ate, because it was his wallet. I am a professional wizard.

Why do you need modern medicine, genetic engineering, and nanomedicine when you can just jump into ice water and cross yourself three times?

The difficult and harsh time then was, I had to sit on the couch and think "how to save Russia".
and.

Songs of Year

As a classical French estrade "Shanson" to self-activity, a lesson for the cabbage hopper.

Well, "with a breath" about the French chanson is also unnecessary.

"The genre apache is the most decent.
It is performed by an ordinary serious singer with a pale makeup and a whispering voice.
Mostly on guitar.
The subject is criminal.
She changed. He killed. He was guillotinated.
Poetry is bad in itself.
Music is unique."

N. A. Teffy, 1920 from Paris.

Your #toilet_paper reminded me of a bearded joke:
A Frenchman, a German, and a Georgian asked, “What do you have under your belt?”
F: What I am pleasing to women.
N: What I am pleasing to myself.
G: Below my belt hangs a knife! And what you hang there, I always have!

I always have paper in the sort as well.

Be thriving

Does anyone turn the bottom edge of toilet paper, especially in the winter?

What a tenderness in our poverty. It is easy. I can recall how not so long ago in the bourgeois environment of Victorian England girls were brought up in such a way that they could not in any way experience the pleasure of sex.

Yes, they are enough now, without the parents-idiots, sexologists, psychiatrists and family psychologists would be the poorest people in the world.

What are you going to do on this set in 2.5 months 24 times 8 hours?

Sadists don’t need potatoes, but you’ve got a shovel.

Dmitry and his brother are twins, weighing under a hundred each.

D: The army did not take a postponement for a year

I am overweight?

D: The Military Command stumbled, weights of 8-10 kilograms were twisted that would not have local underweight, and we came... Overweight + pressure

C: XDDD

D: If it wasn’t those 8 kilos, I’d already be in the boots.

Even if the TV channel "Russia" will show an avant-garde melodrama from the lives of the utyugs, then everyone will lose memory, find lost relatives, lie in a coma and get pregnant... get pregnant... get pregnant...

She lived well with her husband. What a widow! <c>

The Mexican Roberto Cabrera is the owner of the largest sex organ in the world (45 cm).He received disability.

According to him, he abandoned cosmetic surgery despite the problems he has with women.

He likes to be famous and he even plans to register his achievement in the Guinness Book of Records. However, the jury refuses to consider the natural data of the 50-year-old Mexican as a record.

A record for you, not a record! c) The Jury

The grandfather of the wife burned yesterday.
He comes in in the evening and gives the keys. The guy made a copy, from his apartment, for any of you lie.
xxx: And we just had a aunt, they with my faithful, began to tell him how young he is and say nothing will happen to him.
XXX: He looks at them and says "Are you stupid? This is for the case if I try myself."

From the comments in JJ:

Why is there a copyright law in Russia? Surprised by Ado!! to
YYY: So the 21st century is already! In many Russian regions, even roads have been paved and electricity has been carried out!

xxx: What did Trump mean when he said ‘we will restore our borders’?? to

yyy: The world government in the secretariat confused the texts, this text for the Russian Federation was.