HH: How are you feeling? The first day of the month...
WOW: It was really silly at first. Everything hurt. But then, when I went to the store and brought 5 kg of potatoes in one hand and 3 liters of quas in the other, I washed the window in my room, cleaned the dust, washed the floor, the pain realized that I had to scratch it and withdrew.

<1> Question: The first man to go to the moon.
<22> unknown
<22> Unknown
<22> Unknown
<22> what is it for?
<333> by Neil Armstrong
<1> The correct answer is "Neil Armstrong"!
<22> yellow yellow yellow........

Tweek
Pooh, then do the archive and go to me through the aska)
Kenny-Russia
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Kenny-Russia
Did you see the size? You owe it to me.)
Tweek
O_O
Kenny-Russia
You are a bitch.

silient-> I play billiards on www.gamezer.com, and a guy from Italy. We communicate in parallel in English. There are 3 balls left chasing them for 10 minutes, but they don't go. I was crazy and started writing in Russian.

I am crazy 😉
He is fucking 😉

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: Sori and Caps

In short, a colleague is on vacation, he will just have his anniversary, 70 years old. Everyone went down "for rubles", sent one for a gift. Chel came to a souvenir store, bought a gift, he is offered to wrap in a beautiful paper, all the business. And the paper gives you a choice... the poppy colors, the flowers there...
Chel - Blind, he is 70 years old, his anniversary, can you understand?! to
The seller - Ah, well there is a paper with dinosaurs...

Sexy_girl: The question is not about the subject...how can I prove that I am an angel?? to

Phoenix: At what stage do you live?

Sexy girl: 6

Phoenix: so look, you jump means you take off the window - meaning an angel

Sexy girl: what if not?

Phoenix: Let’s talk about it later.

You are part of a tree.
You are part of the sea.

I Want to Die to Death: Hello When Will You Take Me?

Preface: in Rostov-on-Don ended inet, so for a more or less decent quality of connection you have to sit on a tariff with paid traffic.
On April 10, the account came at 17305 rubles. from my internet provider UTC, where it is written that I pumped 19 gigs in a month. Previously, there were no more than 2 gigs and this is despite the fact that a week I sat without inet I sat without inet.
Plus so that everyone knows what piddars are sitting in the UTC and how they hijack customers.

Subject: Animated Polish banners 100$

Salvador: You somehow strangled the matte in the headline.

Arty
Fuck, in the first or second grade, I wore pissed shorts at school, I found them in the closet... and they turned out to be daddy cowards.
by Kai
The pedestrian

Any deny: did you go fucking?
Fu Fu is uncultural! The processing of food waste!
Any deny: in your case you did self-replication :)
ARR is fucking!

And then I went out of time, went out of time, then gathered in a bunch and left the house, and realized that I had forgotten the money.
Then she went out again and realized she had forgotten the player.
[1] She came back and went to bed.

xxx: I invite you to the interview from 17.00 to 18.30 on any day except the meeting.
I: This week at the specified time I am free today (Monday), Tuesday and Friday. Tell me what day I should come, the exact time and place.
Come here except Wednesday and Thursday.

A marital debt is like a debt to the motherland: like no one owes anything.

must be performed.

The xxx:
Romans, abbes ask about the holy couple)))

The xxx:
I’m in shock if they don’t talk about it.

YYYY :
The Holy One is the Three.

A new hotel is being built in the centre of Baku. They surrounded the construction site.

The fence. And on it "smart" mayors hanged the slogan of the deceased

President: “We are building a democratic state in Azerbaijan.

by Heydar Aliyev.”

And on the right hangs another "logos", which has already hanged the building.

Company: “I apologize for the temporary inconvenience.”

Some bodies were gathered to find out which of them should be.

The most important.



“The most important I am,” said the head, “because I control everyone.

systems, and without me nothing would happen at all.



“The most important I am,” said the blood, “because I am circulating oxygen around.

Your whole body, and without me, you would all have stumbled.



“The most important I am,” said the stomach, “because I digest the food and give it.

All of you have energy.



“We are the most important,” said the feet, “because we bring the body there.

Where he needs to go.



“We are the most important,” said the eyes, “because we allow the body to see.”

Where it goes.



“The most important I am,” said the ass, “because I allow the body to take it out.

The feces.



The other parts of the body laughed and rushed to laugh over their ass.

Insulted by this attitude, the ass took and silently closed.



After a few days, the head became terribly ill, the stomach swelled, the legs became

The eyes began to tear and the blood became toxic. In the end

They all admitted that the ass was the most important of them all.



The morality of history? Despite the fact that all the work is done by others, he commands,

Usually his ass.

<Lighthouse_Lighthouse> bill
<PADLA>! to
<PaDLa> Nucca When!? to
<Northern_Great> many times
<O> o_O
<PaDLa> has not raised her hand at once
<East_Glory> and the member on the leg who loved to knock?? to