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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №112813
 30.04.2015
I inform my granddaughter that I was encouraged to work on a weekly trip to India. But I immediately notice that I read on the Internet that it is dirty, you need to be very careful, constantly wash your hands, do not drink water, etc. She asked, “Have you been encouraged?”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №112812
 30.04.2015
I am tormented by one question, in connection with which these ice pieces are called "bags" and caramel candy - "bags".
Why not the opposite?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112811
 30.04.2015
M Voegel: This is a question for men
M Voegel: for the knowledge of the label
M Voegel: In which hand is it customary to hold a penis when giving flowers?
Alex Sergeev: in the female

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112810
 30.04.2015
Xxx: and the fucking no coding works...
Yyy: Styrofoam try
Yyy: There was such a story...
Yyy: electricity appeared adsl at all
Yyy: We made a club there and a forum
Yyy: They chewed all the newcomers and helped to communicate with TP
Yyy: One of my LINUXOID acquaintances (it is important) wrote in a tp letter
Yyy: They did not answer him and ignored him.
Yyy: The topic in the letter was something important.
Yyy: So then at the club meeting it became clear, it happened because
Yyy: Because the abbreviation UralContactInform "USI" on KOI8->CP1251 looks like "HUI"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112809
 30.04.2015
by No. 17163

In short: Oh yeah, the frightened newcomer, who came out on the road for the first time and panicked at your bi-bip from behind, of course, does very badly...you, of course, have never been. Immediately born to be able to drive a car, tie ropes and write poems in farce.

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112808
 30.04.2015
About the Avengers:
I am only surprised that the most protective artificial intelligence on earth did not think of making a banal backup?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №112807
 30.04.2015
"All that is natural is the least resembling man".
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Bravo to! I did not expect to meet a reader from Strugacki in this batch. Generally speaking, gender outlaws deliver their disastrous indiscriminacy. Idiots blame the fools, idiots blame the fools... I think everyone wears clothes in size and pocket size. And the satellite of life also chooses the appropriate one. There are no mesalians, everyone deserves exactly what he lives with. You live with the lamb - the sheep itself, you live with the frog - the cow. Two shoes are a pair. Sometimes two valves, so I don’t know which leg. And you must blame yourself first, you think that you can live better - forward and up, and if you just like to swim - love and do. Everyone has their own... somebody has tablets and porn sites, and somebody has children, somebody will prefer a woman to a multivarka, and somebody is watching the figure. We are all different and there is no single recipe.
Our only biological task is to pass on our DNA to our descendants. There are no other things to do, so enjoy life. She is so short

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №112806
 30.04.2015
If someone is doing bad things in front of your car, don’t be embarrassed. Per, it will be your hook that drops, after which the driver will decide to think about his behavior. At least until the next light.
It is...
Approximately in this way, the fools are discouraging the remaining normal drivers to pay attention to the PDD. Didn’t you rush forward as soon as the green burned? The Goodies! Let it go to p. 13.8 and p. 14:3 and he goes, dispersing those who have not had time to complete the transition. He is in the back! To hold the hoodies and put the hoodies in the ass...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №112805
 30.04.2015
News headlines for 29.04.15 on Rambler:

Gazprom increased payments to management by 1.5 times

Gazprom doubled payments to management last year

Net profit of Gazprom fell 7 times

Could you fix something at the Conservatory?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112804
 30.04.2015
In the village where I go, a couple of farmers are forging on two thousand hectares each. He was already in a two-storey house.
And in general, when you constantly hear from the villagers that the village is being killed, that it is necessary to roll out of here, that there is no job, but at the same time the first car you meet on the street is the tenth Mitsubishi Lancer, you think that something is wrong here.
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There are two types of inhabitants in the village: those who work and those who do not work, but at the same time carry words about the death of the village (most often by drunkenness).
I have a house in the village. The neighbors live constantly. Those who work - their homes can be seen from a distance on the new repair. Those who do not work - some houses look like after a bombing. And yes, they didn’t have cars – they were drunk.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112803
 30.04.2015
No guys, no matter what. In order to work 6 times more ejective, you need to cut the working day at least 1.5 times. To come, gathered, smelled properly, quickly ate, smelled again (otherwise you will not have time) and jumped home. Keep the salary the same. All the profits! There is no sinking of dumbhours, everyone is sinking, because then the time for their affairs or other work if there is such a masochistic desire or necessity. Because the more time a person has for chewing, insulating and squeezing, the less efficient.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112802
 30.04.2015
XXX: No, it is true. For example, yesterday at night, instead of sleeping, I studied on the phone 1. how to expand the range of voice down, 2. how to learn to stand on arms, 3. how the psychological shock in a child proceeds and is treated.
At two nights, I remembered how the coach threatened that lack of sleep leads to catabolism. Do you think you went to sleep after that? No, you need to know on the Internet what is catabolism, in more detail.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112801
 30.04.2015
Is there any health benefits of moon baths?
WOW: If you are a coral, for example, the moonlight will regulate your reproductive function.
How do you know that you are a coral?
Look under your feet. If they grow out of your deceased brothers, you are a coral.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112800
 30.04.2015
For example, I am a non-Pagan. And when you start to persecute (and otherwise forgive me for not calling it) that insulting religious feelings is the wrong article, I just want to remind you of a few simple things. Most of the laws are written with blood. The amount of blood shed because of the insult to another religion cannot be calculated. Of course, if there are radical atheists among the atheists who shed blood in proportion, a cup of weights will bend to your side. You overcome completely and everyone else will be silent. It has already been. But in our time I do not remember the heroic Godfighters who are willing to give their lives for their unbelief. Even roasted and smoked with hashish. And if an idea/belief is not worth dying for it, it is not worth much at all.
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That is, does the law protect the feelings of believers from the motives of their danger to society? What is clearly not in plus.

Atheists are not stupid to die for just that. Do not feed the believers with bread, let them be burned, or let themselves explode for their faith. Whatever is associated with torture and death - for faith, for faith.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №112799
 29.04.2015
Vesti.ru burn: "Progress has gone into a blind zone, turning wildly".
Written by RedAndr yesterday at 18.51 · Reply. × +11–
RedAndr: The water of the holy forgot to pour, the button of lamentation is not baptized.
Written by dtravkin yesterday at 19.49 · Reply

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112798
 29.04.2015
And somewhere in the anti-world are fun pastures.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112797
 29.04.2015
I am generally an opponent of meaningless tattoos, but hieroglyphs and dragons, and generally. I think this tattoo is acceptable. Somewhere on the chest, small font (so that it doesn't get too much in the eye)
Buried me in some trousers. Without a grave. Just throw it into the first pit and bury it, not necessarily in the cemetery. No crosses and monuments!and "

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112796
 29.04.2015
Review of the smartphone in one of the online stores:
All just super. The design is great, very easy. The only problem is that I’ve been sitting for 5 hours and I don’t get to open the back cover to insert the camera.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112795
 29.04.2015
111: Throw, I walk on the street, I don’t touch anyone, I chew the bread with the puddles, they catch up with two outdated puddles and so caring for me: “Girl, sweet, what do you press in the dryhouse, nate – sing, and a batle of vodka stretches me. I have 0_o, I have it on the machine: "Boys, I don’t drink vodka, especially with bread". And then you come to our house, here in that house. We have patties there, there is beer, there is snack. The curtain.
222: ))) and you complained that men have no imagination and all want only one!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112794
 29.04.2015
I know how to make drivers biking only when appropriate: it is necessary that the sound of the sound in the cabin is as loud and sharp as it is outside. It is better to install the speaker side by side next to the driver's head. He will think three times whether it is really necessary to fit the student on the light, or to draw the attention of the woman driving to the fact that he has overtaken her.

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