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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97873
 14.05.2014
News: RedHat blocks Russian accounts
The discussion:

Wait for elections on the 25th, after which there will be real sanctions, not jokes.
You are tired of your sanctions. I have lived my whole life in the country of the “last dictatorship of Europe” under the fifth sanctions and more. And all are alive. Everything is reduced to the mutual measure of pishun, and if there is something to trade, or to buy, everything as appropriate, bring, build, or buy. And in general, we are talking about the practice of blocking, there are more yellow resources for politics, sanctions and bribery.
What are you proud of?
I am not proud, I confirm the fact. If you have a slug on the second round, it never ended at the edge of the potato. That doesn’t stop us from being adequate, drinking cola, walking with iPhones, and using the internet.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97872
 14.05.2014
Two office blonds, without pressing “private”, merged the correspondence into the corporate chat:
Do you make bikini completely, but remember yourself as a baby?
I leave a thin strip like Hitler’s.

The work got up, the men on the cigarette half a day argued about something...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97871
 14.05.2014
TomaTheSpook: I was told my new favorite story of my childhood
TomaTheSpook: At the entrance exam to school solved all the examples, logical problems, told a poem, but failed to "how morning food is called"
TomaTheSpook: Because I never got up before lunch in my life

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97870
 14.05.2014
He is:
You need to use something easier in the attack.
I am :
and UGU. The landing. He is so airy!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97869
 14.05.2014
You, all of you, whispering, shaved, you have gone astray.

May he forgive you for this.

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Man I support.

First, only the real sloppy didn’t know what would come out on stage. Six months ago, this miracle happened. The cancer, as usual, came too late.

Secondly, I don’t see a connection between the fact that some fool has attached a female breast and a male beard to one body in order to shave his own. This is a kind of female absurd behavior. And considering that there are hundreds of posts on the topic of "going, shaved", this is also contagious behavior of lambs. Why don’t you spend your whole life here? "I went, joked" "I went, I broke up" As if it all looks very clever and funny, but in fact - a joke for the scant.

Third, you didn’t know WHO wins Eurovision. I, for example, love the Lordi band, and their participation in general and the victory in particular proved that this is far from a song contest.

Well, and the conclusion: I don’t watch the fucking competitions, I didn’t shave my beard, and I wandered from the high tower without breathing on this beard-crack. Listen to good music and you will be happy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97868
 14.05.2014
I sit like this now, here in skype to me a message from grandmother "What do you do?" I write that your borst eat, and she is like this time and call begins)I replied without a camera, she began to get upset and say "Take on the camera I will check how you borst eat!" At the same time, also made me with her spoon in my mouth to squeeze

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97867
 14.05.2014
xxx: guys, there is a MySQL Guru free
I need a small lick.
You write, we decide.
XXX: I am ashamed
XXX: I made a small request.
I don’t like the conclusion.
xxx: I need someone to look at the request and point out the mistakes
One day I had a problem on the forum.
xxx: so there was a crab before that stunned me that the answer was - better not to be born like this.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97866
 14.05.2014
Discussion of Robots

The xxx:
The Three Laws of Robotics
1st Do not harm a person, let them decide, once they have invented.

YYYY :
2nd Do not prevent someone from hurting others.
Three Blinking and blinking with lamps.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97865
 14.05.2014
I like to read the labels on the cosmetics before using, so that there is at least the placebo effect. Absolute hopelessness fills the inscription on shampoos “Fructis”: “Nothing will make your hair stronger” :(

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97864
 14.05.2014
On my Samsung, too, half a year was peeling off, every morning I thought, like, "That's the shit they did, even for such money." And this morning I read your "citation" and also fake the corner of the nail and... I think you can not tell more))) In short, I am joining the sect of the Fake Angles, I will bring the light of Knowledge of the Film to the masses!

I still take away the transportation film from some clients. And on his touch phone, Phillips also stretched over the edge. I removed the sensor with the root :-)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97863
 14.05.2014
"Argentina could become a member of BRICS"
The organization will now be called BARSIC.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97862
 14.05.2014
A random conversation on the street, one girl to another girl: “Why do you think elephants don’t have a cold?”and "

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97861
 14.05.2014
Typical introvert: You have to invent a alarm that will hit me in the mouth at night. And to beat until I go to sleep.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97860
 14.05.2014
I am currently reading a resume of a man on the job. Previous Post Previous post: OOO "GIDOR" I read it three times.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97859
 14.05.2014
Sobyanin promised places in Moscow gardens to all children from 3 to 7 years
I had to promise to my parents.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №97858
 14.05.2014
ealand: news - RPC is concerned about Conchita Wurst's victory at Eurovision.
ealand: that is, I understand correctly - hairy and bearded men in dresses are concerned about winning the hairy and bearded man in the dress?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97857
 14.05.2014
I decided to buy a motocultivator, so that the shovel in the garden would not go away. I went through all the shops. Broached hundreds of forums, read a bunch of reviews - eventually went and bought villas

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97856
 14.05.2014
"The castle of Count Dracula is for sale"

Comments to News:

Love is hunting, big and clean.
Tomatoes with cheese... very much nothing.
zzz: And in the Texas cutting with a gasoline, some special gasoline pump stood, maybe even an injector, because it rotated the saw as it wanted, and it did not swallow.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97855
 14.05.2014
It is said that the song of Conchita is very dynamic and could become a soundtrack to the next film from Bondina.
Most importantly, it won’t be the next Bond girl.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №97854
 14.05.2014
To this: And why does the advertising of tampaks-pulls-middles from the milk etc. not be marked with the 16+ mark??? Or show them after 23:00!! to

Did you know that some girls have critical days starting at the age of 11? If their parents did not dare to tell anything, then at least from the advertisement will find out.
And milk in general even in small girls. You can swim in the pool.

P.S Better to ban energy advertising, this is what is really harmful...

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