bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112793
 29.04.2015
Gradually from a man he became a leader.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112792
 29.04.2015
Just the title of the article:
At the entrance to Krasnoyarsk, 100 chickens were detained without documents.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112791
 29.04.2015
But here is not:

The inventor of torrents can be considered Igor Nikolaev: in 1983 he wrote "On the secret of the whole world you give this song".

<><><>>

Jesus stood up first with five loaves of bread and two fish.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112790
 29.04.2015
On Saturday, the whole country is robbing and burning.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №112789
 29.04.2015
You are wrong:
But here is not:

The inventor of torrents can be considered Igor Nikolaev: in 1983 he wrote "On the secret of the whole world you give this song".

<><><>>

Jesus stood up first with five loaves of bread and two fish.
-----------
Long before Jesus, Prometheus was engaged in the distribution of fire, struck by Zeus and Co. True, the rightholder found it and banned it, but it was not able to stop the illegal distribution.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112788
 29.04.2015
I, of course, envy, and very much envy, but why the fucker who composed the song will be paid for its use all his life, and me, for the water pipeline designed by me will only be paid once?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112787
 29.04.2015
In Zaporozhye, a husband decided to ride his wife on a bicycle with a windshield by taking her on the trailer of his car. Falling and scratching.
XX: Luckily he doesn’t have a personal plane or a boat.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112786
 29.04.2015
Imagine, now you are open to almost all the knowledge of the world, you can communicate with a person from any country in the world, you can create anything, without leaving home, right now!
You sit here and read all the shit.
P.S It’s not so bad, not every day to climb the mountains. =) is

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112785
 29.04.2015
Naf (11:07:00 29/04/2015)
Announcement: The telepatic tubing. Working conditions and contact information
nickle (11:07:31 29/04/2015)
I have already called, there is a small...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112784
 29.04.2015
GeckoPelt: Green and natural was a great idea. We take such a gray toilet paper for five rubles of roll, the standard of "military communism", with pieces of natural fender (it is immediately conceivable how it is issued in the commission, and when you go with it to the sorting house, you hang a nail fur), and we sell it a hundred times more expensive to the bourgeoisie as natural, unwhitened, useful for health :) It is ORGANIC! And ordinary paper is whitened with chlorine! Do you want your kids to wipe off pop with chlorine whitened paper??? by :D :D

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112783
 29.04.2015
We sit with the development director in the office kitchen. Suddenly there is a loud sound. It is like a rocket in space. Both were frozen with round eyes. The rush continues and... suddenly ends.
It’s a culmination, he said.
It was a refrigerator.)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112782
 29.04.2015
Logic: Where is the logic? Why Vyacheslavas are all called Glory, and Stanislavas are all called Stas, and Rostislav Rostyk?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112781
 29.04.2015
No one can say now,
Homosexual rights are being violated in Russia.
In Russia, even bikers have cosmetics!


[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112780
 29.04.2015
Did you see that the Americans have a police idiot again?
- Have you seen that our half of the region has been burned, the constitution is being rewritten again, and corruption will soon be rewarded?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112779
 29.04.2015
The son in the garden for the Day of Astronautics painted Gagarin in a helmet. On the helmet the letters "USSR". Do you know what the USSR is? Of course, the son answers, it is a mark of helmet.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112778
 29.04.2015
Yyy > Siri is pretty damn topic if honestly
yyy > I hardly use it
Yyy > I once had a case with her.
yyy > psychological trauma since then)
Yyy > we were drunk all the nonsense in her.
yyy > after I said "Siri, Hitler!"
yyy > it called my ex-girlfriend
yyy > roasted of course to tears, but use it now steamily, suddenly it will still launch missiles when I ask her about the weather

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112777
 29.04.2015
A colleague decided to boast to the public of his culinary abilities:
“I,” he says, “there’s a roasted meal for myself – pasta under the mainesis, and today I will repeat, and what do you have for dinner?” – and it’s all the same as it’s roasted by pride, like the shit you repeat me and spit.
Putting the poker face, I answered:
"Well, I now have a easier choice of dishes: homemade shishel, plov and sacivi" (truth is true, my husband loves it all, I cook regularly for him)
What I get the answer: "Don’t worry, I can’t cook too..."
The spamming...
And no troll ever - just heard, apparently, unfamiliar words and sincerely sympathetized)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112776
 29.04.2015
by 111. ... you understand, man and woman are fundamentally different and their differences should complement each other. It is like if a woman is iron, she is soft and plastic, she does not hold the blow but bends from the load without breaking. Man is steel. It will withstand the blow but can break from excessive load. A good family is Damascus steel. Strong and hard, flexible and plastic, structure where one layer supports the other. All family problems from the incorrect selection of components, or steel crude, or iron dirty, or forged not under the flow.

by 222. You drink such a purge.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №112775
 29.04.2015
The only way to fight piracy is to deprive the user of the ability to copy. Otherwise no. Absolutely. Be calm, copywriters
--------
Not the only one.
The main factor is the price!
As long as the disks will cost 500p (which then lies without work) and movie tickets 300, they will be downloaded from torrents.
At one time there was a bunch of pirate games on the disks, the price of the disk was 50p, but the quality of the break was so, dancing with the drum and patches...
And the license cost 500 and above, but in a box with a manual and other things...No one took it.
Buka took and released a regular JA disk for 99p, a license with code and off patches. Pirate discs JA I did not see in the sale at the time.
We go to any online cinema, what we see - for fresh movies the price is several hundred. Will they buy? In the best case, no HD.
Sell for 50p or make a monthly subscription, then many will not be torrenting on torrents, but immediately watch on TV.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112774
 29.04.2015
Recently on the planner made a comment on the account that I am sitting a lot at the phone. some time later. The Lunch. At work there is a small dining room, I sit alone, read the news. A drop of sauce fell on the phone, I sliced it from the screen. Two colleagues come in at this time. Looking forward to the next planner.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna