xxx: How do you live with so many allergies? oh on plants, on wool, on dust...
Yyy: Oh, and I also have an allergy to citrus and eggs))
God, how do you live with eggs?and ((
Tagged: chicken oo

I talked to a familiar guitarist who likes to play something incomprehensible:
I can play without interruption. One day I was playing for almost a day, in the morning I broke up and went to sleep.
- O_O

Shein_gen, in your comic book the panda is very peculiar, they don’t know they’re not koalas.

A young cotton boy (20 years old) with long hair (the case was in 1992 or 1993) swarms in the hallway. The captain runs past, all red from anger and stumbles on an enthusiastic hairy. With the wild cry of which you attached to the calling commission uncut, marching to the parishmaker, as a surname? I'll send you to such a part that you won't live to the dembel. and etc. And so on, I calmly answered, Captain, go on the fuck. I was dumb when you were still in school a point in your clothes washing. The captain disappeared at the bullet speed. Sometimes the appearance is deceitful.

From one of the trackers: This version was stolen by Armenian developer named Artaq Awakyan, who in May 2011 moved to work for the studio Nixxes Software from the studio Santa Monica, where he blamed for the leak of the God of War 3 press kit in January 2010. After receiving a racist statement from the Russian developer Ivan Badaev, who worked in the studio since November 2010, Avakyan Psychanul, pulled the hard drive from the system unit of one of the working PCs, which stored the full build of the yet unreleased hit Deus Ex: Human Revolution and fled in an unknown direction. His wife that he had not appeared at home.
On the evening of the same day, a stolen version of the game appears on torrents.

The TV is quietly working, I lie with my loved one in bed, I unobtrusively start to make him snoop. At this moment in the television clearly spreads: "You are there delicious, dear?". I never thought I could laugh so loud with such a thing in my mouth.
Necrophage

Dear friends and friends, with the start of the summer!

Asphalt: I would talk to you on Skype, but Katko took the microphone from me. Give me a microphone?
I don’t have a microphone. Teleport me a beer.
Asphalt is clean.
Asphalt: I am
The asphalt: UHEEE
The Asphalt: ACUYUU
Asphalt: OOOOOO
The asphalt: NG
Tagged with: o_o
The asphalt is bleat. I wasted from Natasha. Did the beer come to you?
Asphalt: It’s gone from me, if you don’t have it, it’s a problem from your side.
Tagged with: facepalm

The wise Firefox has proposed to replace the incomprehensible word "spreadless" with the smart and correct "spreadless"... >_<

The Witcher 2 game

I am a witch.
Oh, and what are you doing?
We solve problems.
I have a problem with my boyfriend.
Was your boyfriend’s intestines wrapped in a fence, and his head lay apart from his body? These are the only problems we solve.

I love summer, so it's nice to sit on a warm toilet cover)))

"Sobchak entered the hundred most beautiful people of Moscow"
I would say I jumped.

111: Who knows how to go to Corel?
I know I can)
Ivan is able.
Alexander: Peter says Ivan knows x)
Alexey: Alexander reports as if Peter says that Ivan can))

What can you do with $3,000 in your pocket?
yyy: you can get on the couch with your feet, take a pack of backs in your hands and throw in the air while shouting "AAAAAAAAAA" and crawling on the couch. Repeat several times. Then hide them away until the next attack of mental activity.

Buy the batteries "Member"! Batteries "Deputy" will never sit down!

1 How right? "to" or "what would"?
2nd "what would it be like to sell?", think yourself the right way

dimaroz> The women are very upset.
dimaroz> No shit or conscience.

I go to the subway, in front of me a five-year-old boy with his mother, the punk comes in front of me.
a huge Iroquois, boy like a whirlwind:"Mom, look at the chicken"

f0sters ^_^
I see you have too many chromosomes. I don’t understand... I’m talking about Dawn! So understandable?

The xxx:
We went on a trip to the area, a 300 km road, we left at 5 a.m.
The xxx:
The guy who is driving has barely opened his eyes and says:"Katy, do anything to avoid wanting to sleep. You can" I say:"It is easy! I can do so that you not only do not close your eyes all the way, but also remove the feeling of sleep with your hand! How is he??? Get out of the car, I’ll sit down.