But what caused you to leave Dan and start dating Sania?
His ass.
Is it a shield?! to
Sania is not so lazy and greedy.

Do not invent anything else! A year of jumping?
Baymer: 4 year old
Namo: here the current with the cat problem can be, as if not hit, with the rest of the norms, the child with my child can play
With yours??? O_O
Name: Eeee
Name: Yes Yes
What do I know about you, friend?? to
Name: O_o
BaYmeR: O_o
Name: Da Lana
Bayer: Oh yeah, go on!
Did you know I have a daughter?
by Baumgartner. and Andrew. Wait to. I need to smoke. Drink the vodka. to sleep.
A look at the circumstances in which we met you???? to
Did you drink yesterday?
Baymer: Don’t let go of the answer, I didn’t drink yesterday.
Namo: We met on the forum, and we met when the beast came (not a good person =( )
Beyonce is fucking. Especially Andrew. I will smoke and drink.
You changed me.
Namo: *ROFL* Forgive me I will not be again
Baimer: Well let it go. of things.
Namo: Well, in general about the birds... I even know how to tell you then...
Baymir: This is shit.
Namo: what exactly
You and I have known each other for almost 9 years. I don’t know you have a daughter!! My daughter!! I have you!!! to
Namo: I didn’t even think you didn’t know.
Namo: Fuck, why are you so upset? go smoke
Namo: Until she left... she’ll go to school this year
Namo: somehow so in general =)
Bailey: It is all. Eat it today. She is naked.

The idea-fix is to drink the lazy with energy and see what happens.

A couple of minors who eat watermelons on a beach in Turkey can turn your holiday into a drying hell.

Valuev on Twitter predicted the win of Poland and Greece, as well as the victory of Russia over the Czech Republic
YYY: Well, we have our predictor - boxer Kolya
Zzz: Most likely, he came to the Poles and the Greeks in a dumb way and advised them to play in no way. Then he went to ours.

Talk to a girl about sleep:
You are sleeping too much.
YYY: It is you sitting behind the comp and spending time, and it is better for the body to sleep!
Anything is better than sleeping above the norm. A person needs 8-10 hours of sleep, no more.
Yyy: And I am a panda!
The silence. No more arguments were found because of the rust :)

From discussion on the forum of ride by side.
Ilyich93: As if after the rain on the side of all the fields passed, all sprinkled, passed away from me 5 cars ahead and crashed into the cane. All the passers stopped near her to express their respect for the driver.

Sleeping with a cat is better than sleeping with a wife because:
A cat will never ask where you walked until 4am.
The cat will never be upset, “Why do you get overwhelmed?”
The cat never whispers “You have completely stunned me.”
The cat never pulls the blanket on itself.
The cat never cries in the morning, "You again didn't let me sleep all night with your snoring.
The cat will never say, "You would at least wash before bed or sprinkled something with a deodorant, from you stink like from a goat";
The cat never says, “You breathe out all my air.”
The cat will never mind going to the kitchen with you to eat, and even very much for;
The cat doesn’t matter what you smoke.
The cat doesn't scream "shell" when you suddenly spoiled the air in the half-dremel;
The cat never asks “Switch off your foolish “Sport” channel.”
The cat never says about itself in multiple numbers, “If you have insomnia, let other people sleep.”
When you try to embrace a cat, they will never say, “Oh, but not today!”
You cannot have sex with a cat and this is the only disadvantage that, for its dignity, it can be forgiven.

Have you watched football?
I always see when we lose.
Yyy: I decided to give them a chance.
All of Russia said thank you.

XXX: He’s really in the head! Definitely and irrevocably
xxx: In short, the devil stunned me to do general cleaning.Navela beauty, everything shines, shines, I sit, I wait for the unseen. And what do you think?
xxx: I argued on the subject that he had everything in place, and I confused everything. Not just quarreled, but broke up! Socks with cowards are not on the shelf, a book from the toilet is not in the place, a magazine it some 5 years ago thrown out and all in this spirit.
YYY: Okay, please reconcile again
I’m back home on Friday (I’m home on Friday). He so astonished, so revenged, so shorter, so
Here is the fuck list:
- cranes in the kitchen and in the bathroom changed, that is, where hot water should go, this helicopter is now blue
- forks, knives, tablespoons are all mixed
where the casseroles are, and vice versa.
- in the sugar cane, in the sugar cane, respectively, salt, in the list of basil some hammered
- on the note my home mouse leads down, the cursor moves up, left-right is the same
The keys in the key box have all been replaced.
- even in the refrigerator did not let go, ketchup in a package of mayonnaise, mayonnaise in a bottle of ketchup.
Put the toilet paper in the place of the towel and back.
Yyy: ahahahah))) check the conforms on the plate ))) this is the man to do nothing!!! to
XXX is PIP! I am afraid to walk through the apartment. And he sits and presses, he looks, the fucking shit.

Among the interesting facts of the article "Pets" on Wiki:
In the series "The Secret of Ancient Treasures" Krosh and Yezik find the scheme of the simplest detector receiver of amplitude-modulated radio waves, but in the scheme of error - there is no diode, which should be installed in sequence with parallel connected condensator and headphones. The power sources of such a receiver are also not needed, and Yezhik has risked in vain, trying to include it in the socket.
This is just amazing >.<

XXX: I raise the glass for the courage of Vitalik. He ended up with both Spivakov's branches, being sincere and absolutely confident that he is going to the Slepakov concert.

You're a good guy, I'd get pregnant from you once, I just don't want to ruin the relationship.
Yyy: Is it a compliment or a reproach?

Just think about who raised the current generation that you don’t like so much.

About the movie:
A bunch of cockroaches are planted in space and suddenly they see that an unknown cockroach is before them. and Ogo! "We said the spacecraft is a funny topic, and let's swipe it with a stick, and fill the pockets with it, suddenly it will be useful. Said is done. All are dead. and fin.
(Sorry for the spoiler)

The blonde... you guessed?
WOW : WOW! How did you guess, Malfoy? ^ ^ ^
The Nature of Wisdom)
You are very wise :-(

Today I went home, and on the way helped the kitten of Svetlana Vladimirovna to remove from the tree.
You are joking.)
by Nea. There, indeed, it was not so high, but it earned more in karma.
Sorry, but how can I imagine you climbing on a tree...)) You were at least in a shirt?))
In the jeans. There’s really low, it’s the nut that’s right above the bench. In addition, I had consultants - tired youths were resting nearby, gave advice where to put the foot, what to stick to. I was so sick that I forgot about beer. From their comments I almost laughed down on the head of Svetlana Vladimirovna. Now the stomach hurt from laughter, and the arm scratched. And, it seems, the nymph above the head grows, it will be possible to walk in the evening without a lamp :)
Do you have red feathers?
Hm... well... there’s... blush: What?by Blush:
Then I will not buy you cowards, but I will bring you blue leggings tomorrow. You are a superwoman, you have a uniform!

One day I asked a very talkative girl, whom I met not so long ago, “Are you so talkative during sex?” She literally thought for a moment and said, “No! My mouth is busy.

c hubra, discussing the Android threshold for measuring pulse through the smartphone camera

The pulse is 45 on the table and the laptop is 70.

It’s Alive!!! to

I.KI bought a new pyjama. The pink. With some caresses. Now the favorite affectionately irritates "Ira - the dream of a pedophile".