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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97853
 14.05.2014
to this:
Matrix - Release
I honestly think I should
Portal from Metro Station
Pushkin at Moscow Station
Pushkin metro in Peterburg
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Once this is the case, let the portal be even in Minsk.on our station "Pushkinskaya "

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97852
 14.05.2014
From the Russian Post:
Shipments with bees, plants, fresh fruits and vegetables are accepted for shipment without announcing the value of the investment.
Package with bees. Fucks with bees!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №97851
 13.05.2014
I work in a bank in the security department.
At the request of the employee, I save a video from the ATM.
I see :
A worried employee conducts the operation, without waiting for the issuance of money unfolds leaves.
The grandmother approaches, sees the money, looks around, takes the money, asks for theirs, does not wait to leave (the ATM obediently issues the amount)
The second grandmother, "O, Money", looks around and takes away.
While conducting his operation, the first grandmother is resorting to waving a cell phone saying "I have a SMS where my money".
As a result of the burning of the grandmother, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody gave a penny.

We laughed at the whole department.
and laughter and sin, no one has a conscience at all today.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97850
 13.05.2014
xxx: Hard minimum of 2 terabytes
YYY: What should I store there? The"
XXX: No idea
But do not count on less, at least on more.
YYY: Is it a threat? HDD
XXX: Dooo
XXX: The video card is also more helpful
YYY: And it will explode!
XXX is no. He will take off. Because we will put a new power unit and a few fans.
YYY: I still missed it to catch it around the room later -_
XXX: No matter, we’ll put it on. Shortly
Tagged: hd
XXX: And it will pull - the disk will be glued...
YYY: HDD

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97849
 13.05.2014
Why does my most unloved actor play in all of my favorite fantasy movies?
Is this sweet Tom corn?
xxx: No, the pumped swartznigger
Stay still, are you a girl?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97848
 13.05.2014
(13:15:01 13/05/2014)
I change my profession.

XXXX(13:15:11 13/05/2014)
What is?

(13:15:51 13/05/2014)
I became a biologist, now opened a system book and almost wrote a dissertation on the subject: "The survival of five generations of spiders in the conditions of one system book in a kilogram of dust."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97847
 13.05.2014
In fact, you have to play with the gradient, the color and all that.
XXX: Can the texture insert
yyy: Fuck, this "play" always holds me up.
XXX: Playing in photography
XXX: The Rude Kids
yyy: It’s even worse than iron toys cooked to the floor.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97846
 13.05.2014
In fact, what I mean, help our old people not only on May 9, but also the rest of the time.
= is
You are right. We are Russians and no one can help us except ourselves. Tom is holding on.
I used to pay for the elderly in a row. It is not unfortunate for those copies that they can pick up products in the store. I have never paid more than 200 rubles. Recently I was pleasantly surprised that my grandmother, whom I often buy products, gave me a beautiful bouquet of garden flowers. My wife just had a birthday that day and I saved her from 1500 to 2000 rubles on a bouquet.
And when that grandmother saw that I had two boys (7 years and 1 year old), she never took my money again. The Principle.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97845
 13.05.2014
Why should all those who ran to shave after the Eurovision, not remove the blinds, shorten their hair and eventually change their clothes to male?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97844
 13.05.2014
to this:
XHH: Tell me where to buy a gift to my mom "How to live if my child is introverted"?
WOW: There is nowhere. I would also buy...
Okay, I will write myself.

My Child is an Introvert by Marty Laney

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97843
 13.05.2014
Now you are healed!

by 22.05.13

In the best of the poor from 26 May 2012:
Dear hockey players of the Russian national team!
Before it’s too late, please eat.
The Football Club"
The hockeys appealed.
Bite footballers and something from them.
are infected.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97842
 13.05.2014
to this
>> A call from a client just called me: "I bought a XXX modem, installed it on a laptop, and he reinstalled Windows for me! Now he asks for the registration key, and in the XX salon they told me that the key was from the one who put Windows on you.
>> I’ve been so excited that I can’t get away.
When will you learn to understand the Jews? He had an unlicensed screw, he connected to the internet, updated and burned that the screw is unlicensed. Now he was sent to the one who put him this screw." 13 years, as an admin.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97841
 13.05.2014
Previously people like you, witches, were burned on fires, and they did right!
People like you, too. ?
The heretics?
and sodomites ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97840
 13.05.2014
Despite the fashion, I will not shave my beard anyway.
I’m an IT-shnik and I’m fucking who was there at Eurovision what he did!!! to
and VSV

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97839
 13.05.2014
A-A-A is my brain.! to
________
Alexander Duma turns unhappy in his grave. Could he have guessed that the name of the beautiful girl from “The Three Musketeers” would be mentioned so often everywhere? The Poor Conchita!
________

Of course, he turns, and how dissatisfied! “Mong Deo and the Thousand Devils, how could I, the miserable, not have thought to call the beautiful girl from the Three Musketeers Conchita – she would now be mentioned in every corner!”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97838
 13.05.2014
Google, after photos with cats, is now full of kindness and adoration))
On my request - "a toothful piece of wool", polently offers "a puffy..." ^__^

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97837
 13.05.2014
This is:

Quote from 2013-05-16 15:50

Shell will begin searching for shale gas in Ukraine at the end of 2014.

I hear, brothers Slavs, soon in Ukraine may begin problems with democracy.

Where are you, the provider?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97836
 13.05.2014
I remember walking with my mother on the street as a child. There was an elderly uncle in the neighboring house, who was looking out the window all the time, and everyone knew him. And then he was gone. I then asked my mother:
Where is that uncle?
He is dead.
What did he die of?
of solitude.

Take care of those you love.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97835
 13.05.2014
Discussion of premature ejaculation in the forum
My girlfriend and her boyfriend had it too.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh In other words, with a former guy.
I’m sure I’ve heard of youë :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97834
 13.05.2014
XXX: Let me tell you what you did!? to
YYY: I can’t do it. FB is reading!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I will be reposted!

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