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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3575
 11.04.2008
Prikin spoke with a girl for a year... None of them ever met... She had a disc with 30 series of Pokémon! In 20 minutes I was with her.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3574
 11.04.2008
Some think they exist.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3573
 11.04.2008
Daiverr: Morning, the tram, the people of darkness, pressed to the window, and behind the back two some girls trembling. He said "your left, so he needs, and I will not say to the previous one, let him suffer, let the caregivers go and burn, and in this spirit. This is so offensive for us men. I wanted to turn around and fuck a knife on my throat.
I could only crack.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3572
 11.04.2008
I have heard such a story about Kuibyshev. Other party boss (I don’t remember)

Whoever is in the presence of his subordinate. when

Zhdanov finally shouted and expelled the subordinate, Kuibyshev noticed that

It could also be softer.

- The leader should have a strong character, - objected Zhdanov.

To which Kuibyshev said literally the following:

Character - he is like a fox, the harder, the better. But character, like the fox,

Not to show everyone.



http://proza.ru/texts/2008/04/09/120.html

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3571
 11.04.2008
Gus Hiddink came to the pharmacy:

I have 11 validol tablets.

Maybe 11 Gandons?

Sadly looking at the side... – 11 Gandons are already there...

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3570
 11.04.2008
Discussions in the game...

Here, and it turns out that the insult of bots... - is overwhelming xenophobia and cave nationalism by origin.
The type grew out of spermatozoa - a beautiful man and a gentleman.
He grew up from a pixel – retardation and misery.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3569
 11.04.2008
Kolbass
At work, the stitch came out of the office by a small walk - I look out of the office at the other end of the corridor, the economist also goes out and sort the door, which is between us at an equal distance, looks... the street of a small Texas town was painted in consciousness... I and the economist... like two cowboys in a duel...
And we began to come together. First slowly, then faster, gradually accelerating the steps.
But I’m not a bad man, and in general, admin is always right... she broke up, she was scared and ran back to the office.
I don’t know what she thought, but I just wanted to go to the toilet.

Krendel
You are a fucking cowboy. ?

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №3568
 11.04.2008
John> When a dog has nothing to do, it lays eggs.
Vadik> About Dogs
Do you know how a military dog differs from a civilian?
As a comrade competent in military matters, I report with big letters through my mouth!
A civilian ordinary dog, when he has nothing to do, lies eggs.
But the military is not when it has nothing to do - it paints the bucket!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №3567
 11.04.2008
This is how many years you need to work in the sapport to understand phrases such as "Hello with us with one fight again some shit. We can’t break up!”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3566
 11.04.2008
A new member has arrived, Nikon.
NICON: Conban of W. Vatashi no Mamee wa Nikon des. Is it Ikea des Ka?
Coffee: What is it? O_O
I didn’t watch the anime: he said "Good evening. My name is Nikon. How is it?"
I don’t watch anime: I’m burning.

[ + 3 - ] Comment quote №3565
 11.04.2008
The creators of Bora. Watch from April 7, on all the monitors of the country: a shocking sequel of the cult psychedelic drama "Eziki in the fog"! Jozhig in the Abyss. In Search of Quotes"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3564
 11.04.2008
xxx: not brother, fucking it is when you come home smoked, you think that they will not be burned anyway, you go with your ancestors, happy, calm, and here in 15 minutes you notice that your dad is filming you on a video from your phone...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3563
 11.04.2008
Batters: Today in the store I observe a picture, there are some men standing and diligently asking for something to the cashier, my acquaintance. I go to the box and I hear "Here we will come tonight, we will buy vodka, please do not sell it to us, we are very pleased!"

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №3562
 10.04.2008
Maltese
Is there an algorithm that leads to a 100% victory in the Nolika crosses?

- = Mrak = -
Ohha

- = Mrak = -
The Key to Fuck

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №3561
 10.04.2008
Kolyan
How to Use Roman Numbers in Word

Fool
I’ll send you a copy from here to word.
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X

Kolyan
How to put them.

Fool
copy and put it straight.

Kolyan
fucking

Kolyan
They are in WORD!I will copy it!!It is necessary for general development

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №3560
 10.04.2008
PIVTA
She barely broke her nose.
Targa
How is it?
Targa
Figo has a job.
PIVTA
I fell asleep, my head fell and I stumbled on it before the table.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3559
 10.04.2008
The Space Cat:
O_O

The Roman:
This is what? The magnet? )

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №3558
 10.04.2008
Secretaries are burning.

Secretary (C): Here you have tariffs, Europe and the United States and others. The countries...
I: Well, there are such...
Q: What is meant by "other countries"?
I: Countries of Africa, Asia, Australia, etc.
Q: Why do they not belong to Europe?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3557
 10.04.2008
It is crazy))
I walk by, girls.
she sits and prints in the yandex in the search box "I will find you a cock"
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3556
 10.04.2008
Dasha, do you want me to tell you another story about myself?
ONE_LOVE Yes
Dasha just don’t ask me how I did it.
One-LoVe is funny to me
Dasha I broke a half-liter bottle in the spare.
Dasha Plastic
Dasha guard didn't even want money to take for her
Dasha he wanted to photograph me.
Do you think I should go to this store?
Dasha remembered me there.

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