Once a graduate student at the University of Maryland, the future famous American mathematician George Bernard Danzig was late to class and re-written from the classboard two equations, taking them for homework. They turned out to be unexpectedly difficult, and it took Danzig a few days to resolve them. As it turned out later, these were statistical tasks that the leading scientists of the time were unsuccessfully working on.

I love our students! Today it was very dull, the window at the department had to be kept open, because of the doorway, the door opens and all kinds of papers fly away from the tables. So they locked up from within. And so that students do not think that there is no one in the department, outside the door attached a paper with the inscription "Study, we are here". And what do you think? By the end of the day under this "click, we are here" painted the signature "Department of Service of the FSB at the MGU" )))

From Habr:

XXX is mystical? Just wanted to read about batteries with a dynamomachine - immediately article.
You have spent your wishes.

Olga98: What pin is on your map?
Roman83: Do you have this in the general chat to write??? by Ossam.
Olga98 is not. I forgot my mom’s phone. Do you?? to
Romance 83 : Lana. Let’s go to numbers. The first and second number of the apartment. The second or fourth phone. Third of 4. The last mark of your note. Okay?
Olga98: I know it. You are clever! 8342 is it?
Roman83: A woman is a man’s friend.

Life imprisonment will pass unnoticed if the Internet is put in the camera.

In the pharmacy in front of me such a high practical macho buys a little bit and at the end:
Also use classic condoms.
Do you have a large or small package?
He (a little embarrassed) – Little, I am not a hero of any kind.
I like self-critical men

Life is a short time between knowing as much as possible and not knowing at all.

I worked in a small office selling spare parts for trucks. One unit came with a broken rod and it had to be drilled out. The necessary drill was not found and I asked our driver to go to the store and buy a 8mm drill. A driver comes from the store and gives two drills with the words: In the store there was no 8mm and I bought two 4mm drills.
Someone over 50 years old :)

The Minister of Education handed over all the EGE, the Minister of Health stood in line to the clinic, and only then retired Claudia Vasilyevna released the goldfish.

by Sam (0:03) :
You are a girl.

by Sam (0:03) :
This is good, sweet

Great overall

Tell me so.

by Annka (0:04) :
M is?

by Sam (0:04) :
Where can I get the same?

Once in my childhood, when I was installing the game, I read the License Agreement completely.
My life was never the same again...

It could not be called beautiful. There is no chest, no figure, no hair. I feel like a dinosaur. There are so few people like me.

You are a dinosaur. He who loves his girlfriend will never describe her so, for him everything in her is beautiful.

Nothing attracts children so much as the "Adult goods"

News, such news

Hundreds of people watched UFOs in the sky over Israel
In the Astrakhan region tested the topol missile

Commentary on the film:
XHH: like - look, don't like - don't look, what's the problem?
Great comment, I want to watch it immediately.
Or not to watch.

XHH: No, I stopped chasing after riding my beast up to 150km/h. It could have been faster, but the point began to shrink so that it could shrink and form a black hole. I do not need it at all.

My favourite works in the branch "Tverenergo". 29.05.12 in all "Tverenergo" sent a letter. I quote, the spelling is preserved:
"Dear colleagues and colleagues Dear leaders!
I remind you that on 30.05.2012 events will be held in connection with the adoption on the territory of the city of Tver in the branch of the OJSC "MRSK of the Centre"Tverenergo" the icons of the heavenly patron of the distribution power grid complex of St. Spiridon of Triemifunt and the conduct of the cross march in anticipation of the fire and thunderstorm period."

I suppose it is a trace. The crucifixion will be for increased accuracy at the shootings in the RWSN.
The cape...

A couple at university.
The teacher (P) asks the student (C)
Did you bring the report?
I have a small...
P.S. Well the report was delivered.

Abarmot: On the way to the egge saw an advertising shield with the inscription "the army needs professionals". I have never experienced such motivation.

I work for a television company. I go to the television engineers. One asks me:
Do you watch HD at home?
I say :
I don’t have a TV at home.
No, but what about the wife?
I have no wife.
Pfff, how uninteresting you live, you can live to three hundred years.