XXX: She was a woman on the amateur - lush waist, long chest, furry legs, thin hair, white eyes and brown teeth.
YYY: Oh shi...
Take it out of my head.
XXX is ?
YYY: here someone... khm... problem little endian - big endian happened, judging by description
XXX: the bytes moved
YYY: exactly what is coupled
XXX: then already bytes in int32
YYY: and be-le problems only at least 32-bit data and there are...

The Lord created the traditional Easter miracle and turned the unsold pebbles into a "Spring" cake.

In five days it will be 40. Fuck what to do? Apparently just yesterday finished the universe, the apartment, the car, the daughter, etc. Everything goes so fast, 40 times. Just now I realize, man, in less than a week you will be 40. How is it?

My favourite is 8! He drank a litre of alcohol and in half an hour he thought that he liked sober women. What was this?

Give me money, man!

and no.

What if I find?

You won’t find anything – you bought the last gun.

In the Far East there was such a popular type of shopping tours to China - a free trip for a couple of days, and for this you carry to Russia 50 kg of cargo for entrepreneurs. And for yourself - a couple of pounds of hand luggage, well, what is worn on a person. What people did not put on themselves - and a luster on their heads, and sheets, curtains wrapped up. But my favorite case, when a woman tied a smoothing board to her back! She fell on the customs, cries, the customs officers whispered: "You can get up - let's miss it!" stand up

The conversation came about Haka - the ritual dance of the Maori, which is now danced by the New Zealand military for the vigour of the spirit.

XXX: No, well, this is how to peel your eyebrows and pull your tongue out to your beard... Well, in our understanding, it’s called "to cheat".

YYY: The language promoted in this way means the threat to devour the enemy.

ZZZ: Well, even the tongue is raised, not the member, for example. Threats are different.

xxx: I saw the ad today: you need cashers (vegetables, fruits). So he imagined, one treasurer is a vegetable, and the other is a fruit.

From the social network:
It’s angry when people exhibit themselves as something outstanding, like "Look how cool I am"Be more modest!!! to
Andrei is 25.

When comments are unnecessary.

1st At the missile field "hshpshmsh", in the N region, a new weapon was tested.
2nd In the N-region found a cat with three tails.

Well, why is all the most interesting, beautiful and, most importantly, perfectly suited in shops when there is no money?

"The name of the expanded composition of the Russian national team of hockey "
Have the hockeys been taken?

Humans originated from... reptiles.

I didn’t want to insult your religious feelings, but all mammals originated from reptiles. Reptiles of fish. Fish from the molluscs (meduses). Mollusks from Ameb.
So each of you is genetically a bit of an amoeba, and this is a scientific fact. Accept this already.

Among other things, cut your hair for three pennies - you'll look here next time, and you'll praise your friends. Well, the price is like in the basement with dull tools and radio chanson, and the quality of service is like in a civilian place.
It will not ruin for long.

xxx: I have a new dream – to open a broadcast show on the first channel, with only one microphone, and no one will interrupt anyone with whispers.

Moved to a new home. By chance, my aunt lives with us. He is innocent, gentle and absolutely naive. For her to put the laundry at 12 nights with a press at 1200 rpm just so, with the phrase "oh, I thought it would wash faster". So here. Neighbors from above, for a while, actively played the game of “the lion and the cowboy,” with all the characteristic loud screams and screams. Today my husband and I stand on the balcony, smoking, 2 o'clock at night. The car is 1200.
Something neighbor whispering at night has not been heard for a long time.
The machine louder.
The erection has disappeared.
It is not the result)

Theme: Fantastic
Ds: Blind
ds: soft sign itself somehow added, unintentionally. But he gave this German word the shade of the colourful Russian dubious verb.

Pricing in a hairdresser =)
I have a good friend, Alexander, the owner of a small establishment. I have been shaving for 10 years. Once upon a time, Sasha was not doing well. So he changed the name of his barber room from a hairdresser to a beauty salon, he himself became a stylist, and he raised the prices twice. And a miracle happened - the number of customers increased almost three times.

The short story of red eyes:

Q: What are you busy with?
I am collecting wines.
Tagged: on linux
WOW: launched from Android
to run on it cross assembler ms68000
HHH: Is he completely rattled?
WOW: just in the universe will be convenient on the phone to code
Q: The pervert, why did you buy Noot?
Not interested in the note.

A long time ago, when I was working for my uncle, we were there. Commercial director, reminiscent of a foxterier - a lot of noise, too little.
I often resorted to my comp with the introductory type, throw this urgent matter, this is a new urgent matter. A familiar situation.
But one day he struck me.
Let’s, he says, quickly, here’s what we’ll do. On my “noyout” brought an unwavering argument: “Acho? Everything is simple there! I’ve seen them do it.”