Fighted aircraft. Charter flight Phuket-Almaty Everyone was fed, drank, and returned home from vacation. Silence: Somebody squeezed, somebody was watching Operation Y on airplane TV.
A man in the center of the salon plays "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" on a tablet. It reaches a maximum of 120 thousand, further no - already painful questions. Internet at an altitude of 10,000 km above Afghanistan is not at hand, you can’t walk.
The neighbors of the man first watch with interest, then begin to suggest. The man reads questions and answers.
Louder, please, I can hear it from the back.
Half an hour later, he plays three rows - a row of men, and rows in front and back. Disputes, disagreements and screams begin.
- Przhevalsky was... archaeologist, paleontologist, botanist, geographer, with a seated voice, the man speaks the question of 120 thousand.
The Paleontologist! A thick aunt screams from the back.
- 50 to 50 use, - strongly recommends stuck next to the steward.
Do not waste the clue! The neighbor shouts to the right.
Within an hour, the captain’s voice is heard.
Dear passengers! We strongly recommend that you do not respond without discussing the crew!
The nose and tail of the plane were applauded.
True answers are accompanied by pleasure, and unbelievers are bored with "Boo". Someone already demands to pass the tablet to the captain - let him voice questions for the whole salon!
Seven hours of flight passed unnoticed.
I never got a million.

XXX is fucking
XXX: No, well on me, it’s written that I’m an aitišnik?
xxx: Here my mom called the police, when you remember my father came off the coil when I was still switching off the microphone
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xxx: Well the one who questioned me saw the second monitor, asked the type is the second computer or what, well I said that the second monitor, the type is more convenient to work
XXX: He asked me, “Listen, do you know how to reinstall the wheel?”
xxx: Shortest +1 customer.

A penalty is a tax for what you have done wrong.
A tax is a penalty for what you did right.

From the cold, I was advised to bury honey. I buried a half-litre bowl. In a week the cold passed.

@BigEmoTIK: My boss is making some complex and huge report. At the end of the day, his boss comes in.
How is the report?
Did things go much faster?
After I told you?
After you said to do it faster.

There is such a phenomenon – a (social) norm.

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Here is the disrespectful. If there were not those who criticize this very norm and try to change it, we would still be sitting in caves. Previously, the norm was torture in the investigation of crimes (especially in China, whole torture treatises were written), murder of their own children under the law (Roman law), forced marriages, often with minors (especially in the East), lack of any social guarantees for the majority, lack of normal medicine and general education (universally), slavery or bondage law (USA, Russia, but not only) and so on, and so on.

So I see you at times when your father orders your brother to kill and you to marry an old sadist, or vice versa, if you are a man. How you are sold to another person and you work for him for scarce food. How your children die in childhood but you can’t read. You would also pray for the holy norm, right?

XXX: First, girls are strongly opposed to boys using cosmetics, it is a female privilege, boys are lower.

I would like to see the litso of the aristocrat of the eighteenth century in response to such a pretense.

YYY: I would also look with interest. Better far away, or they had swords with them all the time.

I don’t know how astrology looks at this, but I’m sure people born on January 1, 1970 have the ability to kill some computer programs and websites.

A friend today wrote a statement on his own request. He writes in вотсап: "I have such a downturn here at work, and I am filled with a feeling of chagrin and restlessness))"

xxx: I slowly insert my routing table into your heated chest.

Caffeine consists of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen and oxygen – just like cocaine, talidomide, nylon, trothyl and heroin. A pleasant coffee.
yyy: Serotonin is also similar in structure to alcohols) good mood for you!)

A new neighbor just scratched my car. But he didn’t know that I saw it all through the window.
You can establish neighbourly relationships. He scratched your car, you threw him a stone in the window.

xxx: here we cooked trolls, cooked pasta - crispy long curls. You’ll get rid of them and you’ll get rid of them :(
YYY: Take your hands
Zzz: and throw in the cook
XXX: Yes, they will catch and eat, they will

The grandmother once told the neighbor that his daughter is so beautiful that at least now on the panel. I mean the podium, of course. He was barely reassured, but he did not communicate with her anymore, and the grandmother refused to apologize, because "and what? The panel also does not take anyone, it should be beautiful too".

to this:
Mom here instead of a pack of toilet paper for 4 rolls bought a paper towel. I showed her, explained, struck... Then she dragged them somewhere into the kitchen and stumbled, the towels, the paper in the toilet is no longer. How to explain to mom that in harsh times and a towel to wipe your ass is not a sin?

In the early 1990s, we accidentally brought it from Poland. The grandmother with the words "no b--t and shame in the Poles" cut it in half.

For introverts there is no separate boiler in hell.
YYY: Can you do it with yours?

I will take you to the tundra on the deer in the early morning.
I will desperately throw it straight into the snow.
You will know that all my brains have been wasted in vain.
And you fucking go back, I tell you.

Today came to visit a friend who works in the contact hand zoo located in the TC, we had this conversation, (I)-it is I, (Z)-it is a friend:



What are the funniest animals?

c) the units

What are the worst swamps?

c) the children



He says that some animals are much more human than humans.

I talked to the girl for a couple or three days, her photos were unclear what they were (with blurry, effects and other stuffs for shy girls), but I wasn’t especially excited, because mutual subjects were delivered. I decided to call the movie. We agreed in October (minsk) for a specific session. I bought tickets in advance, but as a real fool, I was 20 minutes late. Running to the building, I call - it doesn't lift up.. The SMS comes: "I'm already in the cinema." I go inside, near the box and the poster is empty. I go further. Oh, a lonely girl sitting in a pavilion next to the bar. I fit :

Veronica and Hello.

and hello

Have you been sitting long?

20 minutes and what?

I spit around and I feel some tension on her side. Whoever is worried, is worried. Not a trouble. I suggest going to the hall, because the movie has been running for half an hour. She refuses to say that it’s not bad here. I ordered cocktails. We sit, talk, laugh for 5 minutes. There comes an SMS: “Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you, 15 series 20th place.”

At first he was sitting in a stupa. However, how many interesting Veronica)))

Katya, I am in my blanket house, I have a cat hostage, I demand:
ice cream
The machine
Stop calling me a child.