The sins of not too competent translators have long been roaming the network, but recently I have come across a masterpiece, against the background of which even “I am a bee’s back.”

The main Hero, this modern Cinderella under the evil fatherhood, looking at the unfinished end of the work that he has to do before he has even the slightest opportunity to deal with his teenage affairs, declares in a completely neutral tone: "When I finish, let Mefuzela call me." Who was Mefuzela before, of course, was not explained.

We tighten the twists. We shake rust and dust from English and common sense, respectively... Imagine the written form of the name...Bingo!

The guy, pretending how much time he will have to kill to fulfill the assignment, throws in his hearts: "When I finish, call me Mafusail." Mauthausen, his mother An old man who lived over nine hundred years.

What was difficult was to strain the brain a little and just translate the phrase. Without any game of words, without internal rhythm, it is not the original English idiom, which would be worth translating similar, but Russian. Just translate the name of a famous mythological character? I don’t understand the movie translators.

Covered by History:

XXX: Epic Picture: The Brigade
Canals, one after the other
Down in the open
Channels in the background
Large advertising banner
"School of Da Vinci" )

I remembered the history of this event. In the automotive school I remember I was put on an old jiggull, the instructor said so to me, knocking on my shoulder: "You are not a noy, you will learn to ride on the road, you can eat on everything!"
The Da Vinci School knows a lot.

My wife thought about something for a long time, wrote something on paper, counted on a calculator, asked me how many days were left until the New Year. And then she suddenly asked, “What will you give me on March 8?”

I observed a somewhat interesting picture here: in the reception room of a big boss sits quite a young middle-class boss with papers. I see he is worried. Turn the pen. Then he starts turning it off, thinking of something his own. Soon in the clicks of the pen, I catch a familiar rhythm. Something kind, sweet, from childhood. Fuck what is that?
<xxx>Thanks to you!
<xxx>"We are not miserable bugs - super ninja turtles!"
<xxx> Oh God, how old I am!

Advertising is burning, especially if you sit with your back to the zombies
There is some kind of another cheerful moisture, our crushes are not ours, the main character of the machine machine guns the second hundred frags, bloodshed, gut, all the charms....and heads on a full coil of advertising - "Do what you like - with pleasure!!!!!!!and "

Sometimes I want to make a drunk orgy at home.
So to arrange. What disturbs you.
There is no money for vodka. And so is everything.

Collective vocal classes:

How to improve the diction?
You need to pronounce words clearly. Christine, tell me something clear.
- Pots, rails, hop-stop, seeds...

The xxx:
I have something dumb.
The xxx:
I do not want to do anything
The xxx:
What do you usually do in such cases?
YYYY :
Nothing is %-)

We sit and watch the TV, there is the Olympics.
There was a cat that was not seen for half a day.
He collapsed on the couch.
What kind of athlete could a cat be?? to
The answer came from my tongue.
Heavy Cotletics, discipline - The living of beds are lying.

Drugs prescribed by doctors
xxx: And side effects can be nausea, diarrhea, fainting, schizophrenia, hallucinations, impotence and change of orientation.
YYY:... at the same time.
Zzz: A typical Monday morning

I absolutely love Siberia.
Today I saw this picture: a very sweet girl in a short, red coat, in boots on a raised heels, wiped off the snow of the front glass.

This case is a long time ago (2000) and I was probably about 19. I was a young man and during the evening walk I lost a wallet with all the documents in the center. This is all Skopje. Driving, registration, student, passport and what is the most crazy - a technical passport for parental subscription. To say that I was worried is to say nothing. The session is already going, something even passed, in some of the universe's bodies can not get without a student, but about what to say to Daddy - I didn't even want to think. In the morning there is a call on the city phone - hello, I found your documents, I ask with horror - where to come? He said that he looked at the check in the passport, broke through the city number and himself will now come to the entrance. When asked what he should not answer, he hanged the phone.



I am a student, no money at all, I don’t know what to do, but I went down at the appointed time. There came a decently dressed man of middle age... Probably about 40, just gave me the papers and said to be more careful. And he also told me that he showed me a young man how to act in the situation. So I said, if you find other people's things in your life, just give it to the master, as I gave it to you. It’s been 15 years and I always act like that. It was like paying back that debt to this wonderful man.

I was studying German, and everyone was there.
By the way, funny, there were pairs in Latin and the latter let us argue, like leave your R for German, in Latin was the ordinary Orthodox R.
The girls are like this: We are not

Sometimes it seems to me that there is a special university where people are taught to pick out non-standard metaphors. A client calls in the morning, the head of a solid company. The dialogue:
And Oleg?
by Mikhail Alexandrovich.
I have a computer problem, I need your help.
Briefly describe the problem...
- Here on one processor is the philanthropic vagina, and on the second is the monochromatic pulmonary P#Zdec!
I fall into the precipice, roast for half an hour and come. As a result: violet vagina - BSD (daltonic man), a mocked plush p#deetz - NTLDR is missing...

XXX: World After in the Scale of Izhevsk
XXX: The World Flood
xxx: "The World After" is my pofigistic attitude to life

If the doctors were IT-specialists:

I don’t have a keyboard.

Take samples for subclavial sugar and lactose, take a X-ray and functional key test.
[After 2 months and 20 thousand rubles]... Indeed, a caramel plaque was found under the gap.

What to do?

- You are shown a conservative therapy: tap the reverse keyboard for 15 minutes every day, then wipe the key with alcohol for 15 minutes, then develop the key manually. Before the end of the life of your system unit, try to use the gap as rarely and carefully as possible. Put a virtual keyboard and print with the mouse.

XXX is Hi! Do you know where Oleg is? Long time no see him.
YYY: And he went on vacation home. Looking for a wife.
xxx: aaa... it means to go away)))

He worked in the business analytics department of a large Swiss bank. For six working days at work, only a girl was noticed teaching me, the rest solving crosswords, reading comics or even drawing in a square, changing the size and color of the cells. I have broken the stereotype about the quality of Swiss banks. The workers themselves also roast: they made the icon "Employee of the year" and glued it to the coffee machine.

OAK E1thema "OAKZV: a dog breed by PHOTO"
Visitor Vasily: Hasky shakes a little?
bd68: Do we sell or buy?

Aunt from a neighboring office recently came to us at the company, asked for help: they replaced the power unit in the compass on their own, and it then stopped running. So I went to see. But did you know that the floppy power connector is perfect for the FAN CPU connector? I didn’t suspect it until then.)