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Can you tell me how to properly treat the liver name?
There is a worker Nikolai Liver. How to properly wrap it?
Drawing the liver to Nicholas? We have already the entire department looked after, proposing to insert the pretext "po", but we have never reached a consensus.

Now in Yandex entered "all will die". The first reference:
All will die, will die, will die, will die (Denis Yatsutko) / poems for children / ​Styles.ru

It was scary for our children.

In short, I came across an alternative type of fuel...
YYY: What is NAH?
XXX: This is the subject. In the evening you sit at home and brew beer. Snack must be a salad from fresh cucumbers, with greens, cream and garlic.
YYY: Aha... :-)
XXX: That’s not all.
XXX is the most important thing.
YYY: Even to think is scary.
XX: It is nothing in itself. If it were not in the morning. Remember the "Strong Nuts-3"? When two fluids are mixed?
YYY: Well...
XXX is here. Sushi is meaningful. It turns out that there is no drink except milk. Clear pepper and milk! From the refrigerator! From BODON! The whole package!
YYY: And what then?
xxx: Che-che... I poured this package into myself almost with a salve and pleased to fall back to sleep. But it was not here! This szuco-catalyst ended up with what has wandered in me since the evening (beer with cucumbers)...
yyy : )))))
XXX is not funny. After the reactive pull that this glowing mixture gave out in the sorting, I now have a painful pain.
yyy: :-)))))))) All that, enough... go out... :-)

Do you know how much you will fall if you turn from the Ostankin TV tower?
Yes, once

Tomorrow at 9 a.m. to work again.
How I understand you...
HH: No, you do not understand.
WOW: I understand very well.
You do not even have a job!
Yesterday was...

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Now, every time I print the text on a leaflet from two sides, I remember the crematorium. because to remember how to turn the leaflet in order to print it correctly, it only works like this: face up, feet forward...

Thanks to you!! I will remember for a lifetime!

In the student compartment there is a refrigerator, on the door with a marker the inscription: "Cats not to take out - it is punished".

That is, you want to say that yesterday you were killed by 20 people because your friend did not want to add his ex to friends in contact?? to
Yes Yes
A time of morale.

There is no more sad story in the world than the tale of a toilet repair.

Alexandr-designer: Natasha, shake me off, lustful aunt!
Nat: Alexander, change my name to Natalya Ivanovna in aska, everything, like no, subordination will be preserved...
Alexandr-designer:...sorry, not in that window
Nat: Ok, little fool, come to me - I have an opportunity to fulfill your fantasies... / don't forget the work layouts - consider this my individual fetish /
My sweet Macedonian.

Evangelisto: inspired by sad observations of the decline of the cultural level. I think I know the reason. We are not
We correctly underline the abbreviation of the Zombie Fighter channel which now largely shapes the worldview of young people.
TNT - You are stupid
I hope there are people with taste to support.

Do you consider yourself young and successful? Honestly answer, did you ride in childhood on bills?

XXX: Do you love me?
XHH: for what?
Q: Why do you love me?
For your inner world, get rid of it.

by Nik@koi
I remember when the wizard had a computer, he had a screw for 4 gigs and we didn’t know how to hit it.

by Nik@koi
and the games were one square pitches another square

In response to the news:
Fursenko proposed to free Russian students from higher mathematics.
I propose to get rid of the Ministry of Education from Andrey Fursenko.

<mk_Sucre> There were 2 people in the boat: /hop and /quit. The hop jumped out, who was left in the boat?
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xxx: I went to my girlfriend today and agreed to call me.
I called and she gave birth.
YYY: Do not call me anymore!! to
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Girl with Dollars?

Do you know the car is so funny?
What about Bugatti?

Girls are normal guys, you just think of them as nonsense, fools, idiots, or just don’t notice. But as I noticed, everyone falls on the humpot, slipped buttocks with piercings in the ass, and other scratches. Then the outrageous type my boyfriend beats me / changes me / uses / doesn't like me

What were you waiting for when you chose this one?