We drive a car with our husband and child, along the road of the lawn, in it the teeth swim.
Why do the teeth not drown?
Because they are shit...

Yesterday, my wife and daughter were walking in the playground. There was such a cute seven-year-old fat girl in pink panama in a flower.
There was also a big grey devis in Panama. At first we couldn’t understand what it was, but when we looked at it we realized that it was a magnet from the supermarket, so things didn’t steal)))

<sparkhost> report the situation
<sparkhost> are you still alive?
<roman> :)
<sparkhost> I don’t believe you can be a zombie
<sparkhost> 1 + 1 = 2?
<roman> No
<roman> 1+1 = 3, condoms help you
<sparkhost> personal hash adopted
<sparkhost> Welcome to the world :D

Classical phases of programming code
What did the author smoke when he wrote this? This is a fool!! to
2 the milk. I wrote that I smoked!? to
So you need to urgently fix everything!! to
The milk!! At first it was right...

narrin: 31.05 10:53 Police will distribute candy to smoking passengers electric cars :)
Wherecat: Soup the candy! Sweetened sweets, the shit!1 by @_x

Epic fail, it is when in the night before the defense, looking at the fully collected diploma, from the excess of gratitude, you hang the status in contact "Thank you all who made me a diploma", having in friends three of the five members of the commission...

The Doctor 911
Which letter is emphasized in the word "bear"?

Mastad
by "d"

The Doctor 911
Idiot

The Doctor 911
Debbie

The Doctor 911
There are two letters "D"

The Doctor 911
For what exactly?

Karamelka_v: The cousin is fooling. How to leave the dacha, it disappears. Impossible to catch. It matures the idea on the day of departure to put him on a rope. The neighbors, for example, the cat is tied. But not because he leaves, but because he goes to a neighbor who has seven or nine cats and feeds them like pigs. Well, this rope, when he was not rope, went to visit, eaten once almost before resuscitation and now limited in movements.

The governor of the Penza region Vasily Bokharev ordered smoking employees not to be allowed in the ministries and departments of the region.
Those who smoke will not work with me", - emphasized Bochkarev.
And we do not work, the officials reacted.

Status in contact:
Behind the window, gasoline seals and exhausted children's screws. I really want to see it, but I am afraid that my illusions will break with the harsh reality.

XX: Every swirling must know its sixth. The waiters who go to work should understand that the customers should not tame their pronouncements. Either be silent, or change the job where it will be allowed to hide and put it in place.
WOW: Where is that work?! to
zzz: in mail, for example XDDD

I did not encounter anything more sweet than a thunder guard (2.20 in height and a meter in width) sitting at the gate of the universe on a chair and... a wreathing wreath!

I broke a coffee machine yesterday. We called the repairman - he, having repaired, said that we have a very dirty car and we need to clean sometimes. Asked how often he said when this lamp would light up.

by Fuck! We thought it was a power lamp - it has been burning for a year and a half, nobody even paid attention.

Tagged with: "advocate. A wide range of services including magic. It is cheap."

<Lu4ik> Dear, of course I love you more than it passes
<Lu4ik> Tyfu... What does it mean?
Chatt, I was very upset...

Waiting for my turn to get a passport, a young woman aged 30 comes out of the office and with a loud cry and expressive gesture gives out: "Ura, I have never been married!"

Yesterday I sat with friends in the coffee shop, calling the waitress: “Girl, can you?”
Well, one person decided to clean up the situation so that no one would come up with anything: "Well, meanwhile, order".
Blowing out, blowing out, blowing out =D

big_nik90: think like a bag, act like a bag, and you will find a bag)))

<Nicholas Ivanovich> Returned from work, as it is believed: hungry and frightened. Eating hunting tube, the day without lunch was done. Pellets on the boiler. For speed - a little water, share the rest in a pot from a boiled tea. It boiled in the pot. He dropped the pellets. Drawing water from the tea. On the machine there was half a batch of welding. Goal of the butterfly. I went to get...Baaaa! of beauty. The taste too. for the amateur. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. The Jasmine. Stop the brand.

I went to work today on the bus so happy that in the second shift, I was able to sleep.
Two girls come in. sit at the very beginning, where the places are spread with the back to the movement. They talk, then one gets a bottle out of the bag "Lenor" opens and drinks!!! to
While I was shocked by what happened, the second asks for a bottle and also DRINK!
The bus is in shock.
They came down at one stop with me, the bus was barely leaving, began to roast wildly.
I could not stand it, I came.
There was a yogurt.