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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14435
 12.02.2009
Title of article:
Chief police officer Chelyabinsk prevented suicide.
This is the simple meaning of one word: change your mind!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14434
 12.02.2009
<Victorinka> The underground name of V.I. Lenin (6 letters)
<senia_iff11>
<Richard> Reference: s**r**
<senia_iff11> by Sauron

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I found the name "Old man"
I write for those who might be interesting too.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14433
 12.02.2009
Father: Son, you see yourself as a thinker, intelligent, creative, with non-standard thinking and sober views of life, a person capable of changing this world for the better, right?
I : Well yes.
Father: So what fucking thing are you still writing by the toilet?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №14432
 12.02.2009
Everything genius is simple. When it is already done.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №14431
 12.02.2009
In order to enjoy this story, we need to

It is rhinoplasty. Former fighter, naked skull, height below 1.90, neck

It flies with the back, well, and, of course, the tatar. The eyes are very kind.

Rinatik, with all his genres, has a lot of childish character.

For example, if he sees a rope somewhere, it must be for her.

by Dernet. Well, you have to find out what it is she hangs here and what will happen,

If you pull for her.

The ambulance now. I went to a restaurant with Rihanna. Very good restaurant.

The staff is trained to impossibility. A towel through a pen.

"what do you want" and so on.

After eating and drinking, we head out when the restaurant was already closed.

The Wardrobe. And there, as a detail of the interior, hangs a ship bell,

Or, in a maritime sense, Rinda. And once it hangs, it must, of course, be hit.

But Rinatik, as I have already, a little kind and delicate, without

The market can’t hit. So he turned to the runner.

by the waitress: "Listen, can I hit the market"?

The waitress makes this a sad face and answers without thinking: "Yes, in

In principle, you can, why not. I’m going to work tomorrow."

That is, if it were not his change tomorrow, he would be ready to get in the market.

("any capricious for your money"), but this is a misfortune - with a finlay

It is inappropriate to serve customers.

The restaurant was placed on the "white list".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14430
 12.02.2009
In the village built a cellular communication tower.



A month later, the population complained that he had headaches.

It is a worsening of well-being, bla bla.



The answer from the director was simple: "It’s all shit. You just think,

What will happen when we turn it on..."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14429
 12.02.2009
XXX: What are you doing?
I am studying Latin
XXX Why?
I want to know that old language.
Why would that hope go better?
XXX: What is it about?
YYY: Your question is in my rating of stupid questions.
XXX Where is it?
YYY: And this too

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №14428
 12.02.2009
Thank you, the smoker! Thanks to you, I started bringing my cigarettes to the urn!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14427
 12.02.2009
A true friend is someone who cheats with you purely for company.

[ + 335 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14426
 12.02.2009
Census of readers 2009! Each reader puts a quote +
Will we get a million?

Anna Lykov, Gaečka, guy with dollars, O_o

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №14425
 12.02.2009
I found the perfect girl!!! to
HaLk: Where is it?? to
in the optics! )
HaLk :???? O_O
ant: throw, yesterday I go to the optics to pick up the glasses, the seller gives them to me and says: example, please, look in the mirror, as he sits, like lenses, etc.
Only I start to dress like she "And you don’t accidentally wear lenses"
ant: I think "your mother, really in lenses!", yes, I say.
Ant: she: and then you close your eyes, or you can't look through double lenses, wear your glasses and look like you.
I close my eyes, wear glasses, turn to the mirror.
ant: now I think who of us is the bigger fool, I or she, but the fact that we are the perfect couple is sure! ))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №14424
 12.02.2009
Please advise me a book that is terrible, dark, full of hopelessness and sadness. Preferably modern and not fantasy
YYY: UK RF

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14423
 12.02.2009
Crisis.In the bank there are no more sweets on the reception :(

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14422
 12.02.2009
Well, I can’t stand it, and shout to the whole room:
Who do you have the sushi there?? to
You’d see the expression of my girlfriend’s face, who then walked on the floor in a 15 minute hysteria.
It turned out that she was talking about the inhaler from a sore throat, and it was better to suck her pastils...
It is....
I feel sorry, man.
p.s And the girl was clever, did not get confused, she hanged the slices...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №14421
 11.02.2009
Yesterday I was on a bus with three students sitting next door.
XXX: Well, fine, it wasn’t well done.
xxh: one begins to point out on the glass with the finger: "J..."
Damn, I think there is nothing to do...
xxx: "Life..."
XXX: I don’t think it’s a joke???! to
YYYY : :-)
xxx: "LIFE"
YYY: It is strange :)
I wonder what kind of intellectual youth is nowadays!!! 8 ( )
xxx: the second line went "G...."
XXX: I’ve gotten away from my heart.
xxx: then he wipes out this "G" and pronounces "bad, we will not reveal the whole truth";
YYY :D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14420
 11.02.2009
Thousands of hopes have collapsed. Cynthia is betraying Junior with some Wheel!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14419
 11.02.2009
<FEAR> With my inertia, it will be faster to write this song yourself than to download)

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14418
 11.02.2009
Commentary on the book on Librusek:
The worst thing you can imagine is the invisible shit. You walk on the street - clean, entered invisible shit, came to work and smell, and it is not visible and it is not understandable where it smells. Everybody thinks you’re a young man. And you strive, look around, look at your feet, feel yourself - here are your hands already in the invisible shit. So you'll all overwhelm, and you'll get stuck under your nails, and you'll overwhelm the entire keyboard, and the mouse. All in shit, smells, but clean and careful. Because of this, there is a disruption of work. You go home, and there are all in the metro in the shit (not only have you entered in the invisible shit), the smell is terrible, some are already swallowing... Do not eat - hands in the shit, wash without reason - the cranes in the shit and the door handles... This is about what I felt when I read this.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №14417
 11.02.2009
**this case.. decided to make the guy a surprise alya America on the DR.. hid before his arrival in the cabinets, the agreement - not to jump out until he does not open the cabinets himself.. came up somehow, we sit.. he comes.. well fuck.. hangowukkkka... who knew that he would first get rid of it fuck!!!!!!...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14416
 11.02.2009
According to the new version of Article 1273 of the Civil Code of the Russian Federation, all users of torrents can be planted for 6 years and fined with 5 kcal of wood.

I have 10 Terobytes of porn uploaded, how many decades will I be imprisoned?
That’s not all for parody 😉

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