From the point of view of the soldier-time officer of our army, the country has two enemies - the internal - dust under the bed and the external - not cut grass in the summer or snow in the winter!

Today saw the coolest advertisement on the sale of cars
xxx: on the red ninth, on the back on the glass:
xxx: "I sell the VAZ 2109 and buy, toyota"

xxx: Please recommend something scientifically popular about quantum physics that would be both interesting and understandable, i.e. It would be suitable for reading in the train and on the beach by the sea.

From the Hubble, the survey "served or not served":
WWW: Where is the option “I serve”?
xxx: If this is the first day of service, then technically it turns out that you have not served yet. If not the first, then at least one day of service has passed, which means that it has already served.
Yyy: No, if he served at least a portion of the time, he served already. If the quantum time hypothesis is correct, then it requires a minimum of 10^-43 seconds (Planc time).
zzz: You listened to a programmer’s conversation with a physicist.

But one day the tank hears the familiar sound of the engines – these are tanks, native German tanks! They are Ivan’s enemies. And Ivan himself? Shouldn’t he blow up the entire column and the tank?
Will a fragile friendship survive this test?

Read it, let’s continue! and Katy! Catch me there! =)

I tell our employee here (22 years old) that when I was young there were no video magnets, no divisions, but there was a TV with a single channel and the favorite entertainment was listening to discs with fairy tales on the player. We had a loser, I remember. but only he was already modern, electric... well, that is, it had to be plugged into the grid

In order not to go on vacation, you must go away.
YYY: and turn off the phone
xxx: change the SIM card to a paid number
zzz: and leave instructions to the boss: if you want to call me out of vacation, send the word "come" to 4242, in response you will come a puzzle - make a phrase from the letters "ID ANGYUCH!"

Goga: abbleet... while the server on the 16th feeder was configured, 17 is out!

I would have a tattoo too, but I have almost my entire body covered with thick wool.
Make a tattoo in the form of an elephant. You will get a mammoth.

Discussion of a 10-minute hentai drawn by one person:

Q: Is the author right or left?
Probably the right. And, forgive me for my humility, why do you know this?
XHH: The assumption is one. The author in the description thinks so much about his miserable inspiration, which obscured me: being a right-hander, he painted this cartoon with his left hand. And the right was busy all that time, ugumps. And the quality of the drawing with shaking lines confirms my theory.

He participated in a gay parade. They have seven flags. Transgender people have their own, transgender people have their own, assexual people have their own!
Vyshka: Voyers are camouflaged, and exhibitionists are transparent from cellophane?

Is the one who is happy right or the one who is happy right?
Happy and right is the cat.

The day before the history exam.
AAA: "The History of Antarctica: From Ancient Times to Today"

BBB: How do you? I remember one! The First Penguin War and the Second Penguin War. The invasion of sea cats, the bloody overthrow of the largest royal penguin...

AAA: The breakdown of the community among the penguins and the laying up of the womb among the polarists

BBB: Penguin Slavery and, Actually, Neoconservative Currents in Sea Cats

The logical mystery "What doesn’t slip even into the biggest pot?"
19 Woman says:
April 22, 2012 at 12:46
We tested together. The guitar does not enter. Even the biggest pot of the 511 room did not enter!!! The cover of Gong. From the other pot comes as a nephig to sing. The biggest pot has no cover. They wash clothes, not cook food. A short response from the guitar!! INFA is 100%

From the forum on member size:
xxx: The woman’s vagina is easily “substructed”, stretched or compressed to the desired size. Most women with vaginal muscles can calmly hold the finger...There is "conception". When a man is pleasant, he fills from the inside.

zzz: When a man is pleasant, he fills the soul, free time and as a consequence then the vagina.

In vain, no, you do not understand them.
The more liberal, the more they send.
Civilization is a fetish for them.
But her idea is unavailable.
No matter how you grieve before her, gentlemen,
You won’t get recognition from Europe:
You will always be in her eyes.
Not servants of education, but holops.
(May of 1867)
Fyodor Ivanovich Tutchev

Decree No. 24 The abolition of all previously existing student circles, clubs, organizations, societies, teams. Any regular gathering of students of more than three persons is now considered illegal, and those listed in these gatherings are subject to exclusion. Any team, organization, etc. must now be registered with the Inspector General, who personally approves its composition.

Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix.

I read the news about the start of sales in Russia Galaxy S III, comment one pleased:

But Apple is still more interesting in design and sharper in work. The nuclei do not play the main role here, it is for debils to write about iron, as about megapixels on phones, smart people understand everything, and the rest to explain.

Yes, real, man, about iron for fools write, smart people understand - what is more expensive, it is better! The speed of the smartphone is measured in rubles, all right!

I thought the princess and the cacao were violins.
YYY: A shooting rainbow
In the house, there is a unicorn. With a pink elephant.
When she goes to bed, the birds bring her a blanket.
YYY: And she lies in such a dream and...
XXX: The Rainbow

XXX: Google calendar =)) he will survive all. In the future, when you enter the chrome - he will be able to show your grandchildren the story of finding their grandfather, probably.
YYY: Fuck, and how to clean it?)))