From the discussion of the victory at the Eurovision bearded "women":

WENNY KEST: Stop-stop, and why doesn’t anyone remind you that Russia-mother herself put this ugly, disgusting, disgusting Conchite 10 points out of 12? How is it?
Jean Basquiat: It was the gentleman’s secret...the gentleman in black.
Wendy Kest: I am from Donetsk. They are already here. Some people talk about referendums.

xxx: o, the expression "to fall into 10k" played with new colors
Geologists were lazy to coordinate drilling with electricians and drilled a 10 kV cable

The husband forgot a package with things at home, and in order not to return asked to take them off the balcony - now they hang on a tree...

gobla
The guy is calling now, speaking very unclearly, maybe eating. I have to ask him several times. He was looking for a carrier job. He asks another question. I can’t stand it, I say:
Please repeat, you have something with diction, speak more clearly.
Here is a guy like Levitan, clearly says:
Ahvit, I studied Linguistics for 5 years and now I have, shit, what about diction.
He puts the phone.

1: Do it better for me!
2: No, I don’t want you. You have a neighbor with a perforator.
No, with the perforator no longer. There is a music center.
2: More than that. And I have no neighbor with a perforator, no music center, even a neighbor with a TV is already in resuscitation.

Well, here it all depends on your search queries. When I worked at Rambler, I was surprised to find out that the purpose of the “search porn filter” is not to not publish pornography at all, but only to classify the query as “normal” or “porno” and to make a “quality” release for the second category too.

xxx: No... no, you are of course stronger than I want to turn and all that, but you have never tried to take the chocolate from me (which is strategically correct if you really have serious intentions) I assume that I will have some reserve and I will fight for it like an ancient titan!
yyy: I will have the opportunity to bite an ancient titan for pop!!! to

From Hansa:

RPC is worried about the victory of the final at Eurovision.

That is, the bearded men in the dress are worried about the victory of the bearded man in the dress?

Two years ago I bought a Panasonic microwave, they made a discount for worn buttons. The film was removed as soon as it was brought home.

“Melt the pasta to the state of the rotband” is the best I’ve seen in the cooking inlet.

I have a system administrator. I didn’t talk to him for half a year because of a little thing. I decided to write here. I’ll start with humor, then I’ll go. I write a congratulations, "your"(I mean the bearded) Eurovision won...We will not communicate with the march for another half year

I live and work in Austria. Believe me, the majority of normal people here, and they are ashamed of something that won Eurovision. Frics, of course, there are, but the overwhelming majority of the locals are normal, adequate people who do not have a relationship to Eurovision.

XXX: The Order
XXX: "It is necessary to write an interesting article on the topic "What swimsuit to choose full ladies".
YYY: No shit
YYY: Welcome
YYY: None

xxx: I am not about marriage and personal life, I am about the current, about prospects, aspirations)) all aspire to something)) and I, apparently, and cheer, but there is a subtle feeling that should not be))

WOW: Well I understood, someone already has a family life, a serious job, an apartment in a mortgage for 150 years and a wife in a coat, and you are just a young man, living for his pleasure.

Thank you, I have a bubble 😉

From the bike forum:
What is "Norm Bike"? Please write what it should be like for you.
A normal bike is a bike perpendicular to the plane that is touching the surface at the point where the bike is located.

And, by chance, what is Android? Something for war?

For the winners, please note.

Letter confirming the order in the online store: HDMI-microHDMI cable, Wireless mouse. Next - "While our managers are processing your order, we offer you to check out the accessories to the products you ordered": Apple Watch.
And really – accessories, and cha)

My father told me that he barely received a certificate from the drug doctor:
Friendship with alcohol?
Why should I argue with him?
Fortunately, the man was normal: he crushed, put the stamp and let go.

Q: How do you feel about the bearded bodies (photo of Conchita)?
The first stone: Caucasus is power!

Mom is watching a program with phone guesses in the neighboring room. I hear the phrase - "She said to herself that I will not get married until I bought an apartment and thus put the seal of loneliness on herself." She is right in something :)