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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97773
 12.05.2014
From the discussion of the victory at the Eurovision bearded "women":

WENNY KEST: Stop-stop, and why doesn’t anyone remind you that Russia-mother herself put this ugly, disgusting, disgusting Conchite 10 points out of 12? How is it?
Jean Basquiat: It was the gentleman’s secret...the gentleman in black.
Wendy Kest: I am from Donetsk. They are already here. Some people talk about referendums.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97772
 12.05.2014
xxx: o, the expression "to fall into 10k" played with new colors
Geologists were lazy to coordinate drilling with electricians and drilled a 10 kV cable

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97771
 12.05.2014
The husband forgot a package with things at home, and in order not to return asked to take them off the balcony - now they hang on a tree...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97770
 12.05.2014
gobla
The guy is calling now, speaking very unclearly, maybe eating. I have to ask him several times. He was looking for a carrier job. He asks another question. I can’t stand it, I say:
Please repeat, you have something with diction, speak more clearly.
Here is a guy like Levitan, clearly says:
Ahvit, I studied Linguistics for 5 years and now I have, shit, what about diction.
He puts the phone.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97769
 12.05.2014
1: Do it better for me!
2: No, I don’t want you. You have a neighbor with a perforator.
No, with the perforator no longer. There is a music center.
2: More than that. And I have no neighbor with a perforator, no music center, even a neighbor with a TV is already in resuscitation.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97768
 12.05.2014
Well, here it all depends on your search queries. When I worked at Rambler, I was surprised to find out that the purpose of the “search porn filter” is not to not publish pornography at all, but only to classify the query as “normal” or “porno” and to make a “quality” release for the second category too.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97767
 12.05.2014
xxx: No... no, you are of course stronger than I want to turn and all that, but you have never tried to take the chocolate from me (which is strategically correct if you really have serious intentions) I assume that I will have some reserve and I will fight for it like an ancient titan!
yyy: I will have the opportunity to bite an ancient titan for pop!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №97766
 12.05.2014
From Hansa:

RPC is worried about the victory of the final at Eurovision.

That is, the bearded men in the dress are worried about the victory of the bearded man in the dress?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97765
 12.05.2014
Two years ago I bought a Panasonic microwave, they made a discount for worn buttons. The film was removed as soon as it was brought home.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97764
 12.05.2014
“Melt the pasta to the state of the rotband” is the best I’ve seen in the cooking inlet.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97763
 12.05.2014
I have a system administrator. I didn’t talk to him for half a year because of a little thing. I decided to write here. I’ll start with humor, then I’ll go. I write a congratulations, "your"(I mean the bearded) Eurovision won...We will not communicate with the march for another half year

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97762
 12.05.2014
I live and work in Austria. Believe me, the majority of normal people here, and they are ashamed of something that won Eurovision. Frics, of course, there are, but the overwhelming majority of the locals are normal, adequate people who do not have a relationship to Eurovision.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97761
 12.05.2014
XXX: The Order
XXX: "It is necessary to write an interesting article on the topic "What swimsuit to choose full ladies".
YYY: No shit
YYY: Welcome
YYY: None

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №97760
 12.05.2014

xxx: I am not about marriage and personal life, I am about the current, about prospects, aspirations)) all aspire to something)) and I, apparently, and cheer, but there is a subtle feeling that should not be))

WOW: Well I understood, someone already has a family life, a serious job, an apartment in a mortgage for 150 years and a wife in a coat, and you are just a young man, living for his pleasure.

Thank you, I have a bubble ?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97759
 12.05.2014
From the bike forum:
What is "Norm Bike"? Please write what it should be like for you.
A normal bike is a bike perpendicular to the plane that is touching the surface at the point where the bike is located.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97758
 12.05.2014
And, by chance, what is Android? Something for war?

For the winners, please note.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97757
 12.05.2014
Letter confirming the order in the online store: HDMI-microHDMI cable, Wireless mouse. Next - "While our managers are processing your order, we offer you to check out the accessories to the products you ordered": Apple Watch.
And really – accessories, and cha)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №97756
 12.05.2014
My father told me that he barely received a certificate from the drug doctor:
Friendship with alcohol?
Why should I argue with him?
Fortunately, the man was normal: he crushed, put the stamp and let go.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №97755
 12.05.2014
Q: How do you feel about the bearded bodies (photo of Conchita)?
The first stone: Caucasus is power!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97754
 12.05.2014
Mom is watching a program with phone guesses in the neighboring room. I hear the phrase - "She said to herself that I will not get married until I bought an apartment and thus put the seal of loneliness on herself." She is right in something :)

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