XX: Do you have rubber keys and what?
XXX: In the sense of the keyboard

The Japanese invented the original way to smuggle steel in the United States: they paint it, put it on four wheels and claim it is a car.
Mr Ford

Bank robbery is not as common as bank robbery.

of Kaluga Obl. The story of my father: one day the men asked my grandfather, say, you and your wife live for half a hundred years and do not argue (in the village everyone knows about everyone). How is it? - You know that the young people at night go to sit-ups, and then accompany the guys under the hand of the girls, walking down the central street. One evening spent - nothing, two - a occasion... and three count the bridegroom. Here I went to accompany one, I went to say something, and she suddenly started to pull her hand out of underneath mine. I didn’t understand, it turns out I was walking straight into the pit on the road, I didn’t turn. She swallowed and put me under the hand again. To the next hole, I went purposefully.
She also cleaned her hand. The next night with another girl I was on the same route. The same picture, scattered the slides. The next night I went with the third. Again in the middle of the road. I approach - she holds me tightly, listens to me and... walked around with me. I just didn’t see the lump. Then I go to the next, deeper. Zero attention to the lump. Since then, we have been walking in a row and not quarrelling, we live in a good way. All the men opened their mouths, and who are older and say that your grandfather did not tell you before how to choose wives. Maybe we would be happier...

Place of birth, place of detention?
Write to Kazakhstan!
Or more accurately?
All mentions write simply: Kazakhstan.
Are you going to teach me here???! to
- Write: Karmakshinsky district of Kyzylordin region village Yanikurghan!
Let me tell you, Kazakhstan.

slayd (14:49:43 30/05/2011)
spottka titka means roja odstan, spottka rodhu means titka odstan or fatty

slayd (14:49:53 30/05/2011)
Law of Dating Sites

D&G (14:50:17 30/05/2011)
She’s fucked and fuck, it’s not her.

XX: Everything that has a beginning has a end.
XXX: Well... except for the rays)

Purchased a passion car, after leaving the salon was found a small hole on the cap. Go to the manager - says no fuck, everything is signed, go fucking.
We were a little disappointed, and then we went home.
After a couple of days, the same manager calls, he says so and so, there has been a hunt, you have a set of winter rubber for casting, and we have counted you as a stamp, come back and pay.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The manager was upset and said in a sad voice that if we do not pay, he will be deducted from his salary.
I had to sympathize and say we can’t help.

of stones: the manager of the Krasava - once stumbled and wanted to stumble you again, but the second time failed, the rest of the lyric.

The days passed near a store, a law enforcement officer stands, wears glasses, like sheriffs in American films.
A partner comes out of the store, looks at him and throws the phrase: Well, now you are a real policeman...

You are all given these perfect women!! to
He: No, I don't need a perfect one, I need one that makes the pelmeni delicious, but if it's perfect, I won't be offended.

I sit in Russian. Appropriate organizer of the 60s to verify my passport data. He opens his passport and starts laughing. I ask, what is it? And she replies to me: "Your picture is rugged."

The question arose: if Jobs leads our party "Apple", will it win the election?

Comments on the trailer for the movie "The Refuge"
Thugz is fuff. I read the title wrong :D

I just got up from the chair.
jumped
And I feel like three liters of beer are flowing in me.
There are few people who can drink just three liters of regular fluid and also beer.
Are you living in Russia?

But be prepared) - we will meet - I will stay where there will be no people) and where there will be no people - I will bring you))))

Teachers are fun.
On the defense of the drawings (leaves a2) sounds the sacred phrase:"Who does not get up on the tablets, put on the table".

Exaric: I will look unconvincing with a bottle of PVA in my hands
Man: O_0
Category: Beer
Man: Don’t be so sad anymore.

Ivan is
Sheep don’t know how to swim because they don’t have a muscle that closes the anus, so they can just drown in such a ridiculous way.

Tim Woo: yesterday went to the supermarket to get a new shirt
Tim Woo: Walked by the departments, watched
Tim Woo: Suddenly I realized that my shirt wasn’t that old

DoubleDJ: When a girl is wanted by a lot of men, she thinks it’s not harmful to want.
DoubleDJ: But when nobody wants her, she gets upset.