East of Ukraine. The tram. The wagon-pressed periodically declared to the whole wagon: “Lords, terrorists, separatists, federalists and occupants! Don’t forget to pay for the car!"

Confucius considered polygamy quite natural.
YYY: Confucius, in this matter, was generally a tea worker.

Never leave young children with men for long. Husband, brother, brother... do not leave!
My three-year-old is now a poet. He responds in rhythm, composes poetry.
From the morning after the weekend, he plays with his toys, I sing to him on the subject of his ride: eight legs and eight hands is a spider man!
And he continues under his nose: eight leaves and eight like a wise man!

Based on incoming data on the Amur level in the Amur region, the Ministry of Emergency Situations has considered several options to solve the problem:
1) Do not do nicotine.

Hui knows what to do.

And what to do, the fucker knows.

On the basis of the proposed options, a quite logical decision was made - to do nothing.

About the referendum, the turn:

At some point, on the opposite side of the street, a man appeared and began to move his hands to our side and shout: "Shame! Shame!" (that is " shame") Without speaking, the many-thousand-column, turning to the side of the man, friendly, as in the command, cried out:"Go naked!"
My uncle escaped.

What a big Eurovision. Do you remember the songs of our contestants? Have you heard her words? Could you hide them on the stage to catch them later? There was nothing to see, listen, or think about.
Hully, Kirkorov himself did.
It is better to sing, not to spit on the pitch. Pedorras are also unhappy people, they love in the ass.

XXX: We suggested to register on the BDSM forum and find yourself a lower. It seems, in the list of requirements will be literacy and technical English.

Why did you go to Eurovision? It’s not about tolerance, it’s about apathy. Just before something bold and unusual seemed to be the rock of the Stone Age and heavy Finnish rock, and now this is such happiness. The grandmothers just jumped.

I am an electrician, sometimes I come to one school to repair lights, very often they break. I am an observing and invisible person. And you know, I begin to make conclusions about people, when I see as intelligent people, then teachers, every day terribly mating in the teaching room and terribly discussing each other in front of the eyes, while saying what kind of children are ungrateful. and those. staff in their room peacefully discuss issues of politics, the meaning of life, and (!!!) The philosophy of Kant.

xxx: I do not understand that so everything got worse, Bilan has already won, though without a beard and without a dress, in the sense not in a dress.
No dress next time.

I tell my husband:
We had a mouse. Probably got hot.
A man stretching a blanket on his ears:
The Naive...

Do you have a Dutch Belarusian?
“No, Dutch is only Mamadish, and Belarusian is Lithuanian.

ha ha The flute is not for you, you know, to beat on the guitar. The head is needed.

The corporate chat. The R1 is:
Q1: I washed the rope
It’s too early, there’s still a lot to do.
Q1: You need a new smiley with a twisted board and legs hanging from the top.
Tl is:

(x and x)
and
and ___

P2: Timlid Who Could

I decided to grow a beard.
The naked? What are you, grandmother?! to

About the names: the courier of our partner firm was a Chinese, he was chasing the big, carried the documents there. He was called Son of the Horse. We even had a saying, fast as a blue horse.

In the meantime, you have filled the whole freezer!! Where are the 3 packages!!!? to
YYY: Em... I’m economical and forgetful.

More in the "IT" dictionary:

XXX: Is the legal status of the originators known?
YYY: Yes it is known. They are."

The Complete.

VALPLO
What is this, Berry?! to
Withkittens
This is a rehabilitation post from a user with negative karma, sir.
VALPLO
What is he doing here, Berry?
Withkittens
It’s gathering downsides, sir.

We watch with a young man TNT, there is a advertising show "Holost", where 8 girls fight for the heart of a millionaire.
M: Could I take part in such a show too?
I: You don’t have that much money.
M: No, I mean the ninth girl.