I walk here somewhere on the Volga coast, listening to music. Spring, the heat and the sun. The people are full, they walk with children, sit on the benches, walk in a hurry. And all such smiling cute nice people...
In front of the bench, where two cute girls were sitting and one night I stop to fix the headphone, pull it out of my ear and hear a gentleman sitting between the girls, graciously hugging his ladies’ shoulders and smiling, gently saying to them, “Oh you asshole...”

Whenever someone talks about the rainy weather or the white nights of St. Petersburg, Murmansk and other inhabitants of Zapolyaria only shake their heads and breathe, as everything is known in comparison.

Linda
We hadn’t met before, and I secretly loved him. Once we sat together with him in the cabin and watched the anime... and then he went out to the toilet.
On the bed was his couture. his. The Coffee. And I tell myself that you shouldn’t smell her, Anastasia. It is immoral. Will he suddenly come in? No is. ought to. her her. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The forgiven sins always return to their masters.

Chicken grill... We had a company store. And even with the branded bags... With a drawing on the bags... On which the cock with a very satisfied face holds that chicken-grill, well-friended... On my astonished question: “Why, forgive me, he is so happy?” The seller thought for a moment... “And this is his aunt!” The answer followed.

Research shows that eating pork in combination with alcohol reduces the risk of becoming an Islamic terrorist by 100%

Direct to Heat. Davecha on some website ticked on a banner about helicopters. A link to a site for selling real helicopters. There the cheapest is somewhere 800 kilobacks costs. And today the director shows: Are you looking for a suitable helicopter? Let’s call and discuss interesting details.

A clear pen! We only have a wide doom.

to this:
A fairy tale about a car that drawn a pencil from the car is an ideotentest for humanitarianists.
because :
AutoCAD itself, automatically, will not replace the wrong letter with the correct one.
In the presence of the correct drawing, the pencil copy is made elementarly:
The finished drawing is placed on the glass.
A light source (lamp) is placed under the glass.
- clean wattman from the top - and a line with a pencil in the hand, to circumvent the light.

exactly. Thus created readings were called "squeeze", the sample - " goat", and the "appliance" for manufacture - a glassed box with lamps inside - proudly named "coslotron" :) personally worked on such, in 1988.

Everyone is lying.
Why did he sit?
The worker of Morgue
immediately seated

Thursday is the rare moment when a little rain is equal to a whispering cancer on the mountain.

The aforementioned prophet could not know the Arabic numbers, and the Roman symbols there indicate six hundred, sixty and six, so that he could see anything but not the visual 666.

Not anything, a "Decl-h@y". DCLXVI

"With a bright feast of Paste!"
Ramen and car replacement.

Xh: By the word “housing” I meant the expressive flow of dialogue, expressed in complex semantic forms, which are caused by the desire to demonstrate to others the dominant position of the personal ego, and associated with unconstructive remarks toward the opponent.

Barack Obama jokingly called Hillary Clinton his successor

What does this nigger have? Hillary Clinton joked.

Christ has risen!
Truly peace, work may!

Are you married to mentally retarded women? Neither to drive a car, nor to earn on it.

If a aunt says why to marry a WO who can’t make money on the car, she’ll be called a mercantile bastard.

Here’s all you need to know about the difference between male and female logic.
The standards are double.

Crisis and hunger. Read the advice. I did not believe, I checked. and 1 cm. The guys! There is no need to increase anything: it is so big, only in the folds of the belly. Life is corresponding. Get rid of it – it really works!

I remember the case at the district clinic. A new doctor-chirurg came, after the universe, cute and nice. Then breast cancer prevention was carried out everywhere and any doctor (surgeon, therapist, gynecologist) during their reception had to check the breast of women for any neoplasms. Some of the doctors did it, some did not. Then the young doctor came to the aunt with complaints. And all at the end of the reception demanded the prevention of breast cancer. He turned red and sweated, turned his eyes aside, but carefully touched his aunt's ticks. And when they left the office, they chicked and advised all their acquaintances.

X: Let’s start a company.
Yyy: o.o Why?
Xxx: Well, I have an allergy. Cats are not :)

Andrei: I turned on my head on REN-TV on the weekend. According to experts, humans originated from hobbies, giants, dinosaurs, dragons, reptiles, aliens and even medusas. All in one broadcast :D