Malinkin: When I was 6 years old (and it was 1996), my parents promised to give me a pager for my 17th birthday. I’m 22 years old and I don’t have Peggy.

discussions of the two.

XX:...They made the ancient mechanisms.It was the smartest race.
Why did the whole race make the ancient mechanisms? What are the car workers?

XXX: I, by the way, saw the house, it surprisingly ended optimistically)
YYY: Oh then tell me :)
Caroche, it all starts with him waking up in a heroin joke next to a corpse in a burning building...

News on Mail:
Scientists have found that the date of death depends on the date of birth.
The earlier the date of birth, the earlier the date of death.

XXX: What is DABSTEP?
YYY: It’s when you get a thousand, then you get a thousand again! A Thousand Thousand Weeks, then insert the phrase "NAU YU MUST GIVE" and again VOVOVOVOV

A recent philosophical judgment: “Three is a unique number, because it is not two or four.”

The father, deciding that the mother does not spend enough time in the kitchen, put the computer near the refrigerator. The idea, of course, is brilliant, but now instead of the usual "you will eat?", I hear "Nnnado soup?", which is very fun :)))

Application to the sapport: black powder in stock when copying from the copier
The floor is already like a coal cut in Kuzbass
Do something already.

I catch a fly on a flyband. Three zero in my favor.
Add another tape... three or one.

Bradbury is dead.
The electric dog breathed out the last cloud of steam onto the window glass, the orange lights of pumpkin from the autumn country ceased to shine, no one will write the beauty of the lily, the muddy plant, the blue sky, the juicy apple in the middle of the day, the calm summary and the cold lemonade. Cities on Mars will quietly settle under the grip of years, Marsans will freeze on the bottom of marble pools under the thickness of water and time.
Silence, silence and silence without words.

News by mail:
Eleanor predicted Russia's entry to the Euro 2012 semi-finals
Yes, really, only a deer can predict our players’ entry to the semi-finals.

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Before getting acquainted with Scandinavian mythology, I didn’t even suspect that the phrase “fuck a horse” was related to Loki.

One girl sincerely tries to help a friend. Through Vkontakt, he tries to raise funds to buy back a comrade from the army. The dialogue began, as always, who to dance, who to play on ballayka, but her last argument killed me:
XXX - Okay, and then the war? Does the enemy dance? In the end, the boy has to solve his own problems.
TheGirl - Fuck... guys are different! There are men and there are dancers.
Thank you all, you made my day xD

Lizz: You know, I planted the cucumbers wrong.
Isn’t that on the other side?

xxx>>Kirya, you’ve gotten cracked again?
W>> What is it about me?
xhh>>You know, neither a sleeve nor a seam will guess to put on the work server HR assembly Beast!

Mommy, what are we looking at?
I: Apparently something related to string theory.
Mother: Why do we look at it?
I: Well to be smart.
You need to get married again.

On the news site, after one news
References on the subject
A drunk Australian mistakenly took a whispering shower in a strange home.
A crocodile refused to ride a drunk Australian.
Drunk Australians shoot each other’s buttocks for interest
The Australian crocodile could not swallow a local drunkard.
You say Chelyabinsk.

Do we go to Dacia?
Constance: Well you can!
How much beer will we drink?
10 liters of...
10 liters of...
10 liters of...
10 liters of...
Constance is fucking.
That’s 40 liters, that’s great.

Olezha: at the lecture today, Corn A.N. The 83-year-old professor of nuclear physics recalled in detail the schedule of Odessa trains in 1950.
Olezha: We’re going to stick the time machine on the loops.