In Lexx there are two parallel universes, the light and the dark. We live in the dark. This already says a lot about the fact that the authors of the series are not gone, but decent, cultural people.

Where is the head beating on the wall??? Babism is a religion established by Bab on May 24, 1844 in Iran. The sacred book in Babism is the Persian Bayan.

In connection with the development of the "Internet of Things", books of the "Windows for Tea Books" series are gaining popularity again.

After what did you get sick?
We drank a little with friends.
- "Little" - how much is a liter - two?
No... a week and a half or two.

A few years ago I learned that the song "33 cows" is not about cows. It is about the alphabet. I never thought about it, and even the words of the song for some reason did not come up with anything) was in shock)

My legs are not thick. Just if you sit at the table for a long time in a hot room filled with people, eat and drink alcohol, the legs swell, and women have this problem more often than men. And at the usual time, the shoes are completely normal.

Oh, on the bills of the next "a glass of water" came. And you know, sweet, go in the ass! May I be cursed if I ever thought of having a son for old age. For your old age, you have to think for yourself. My son will live alone, for his family, not for me. And children like you are happy to throw to the hell and do not communicate, and then buried in the cheapest tomb, spit after.

Sodolyana: I read how to paste the film: "Wash your hands so that there are no traces of fat". Okay, I went to wash. Fuck, the skin is so dry (you need to spray the cream! and pomazala. I’m standing... or the skies don’t go, or I’m...

I played at Stellaris. He tells me I have too many seals.
XXX: Does he dare to tell the Emperor of the Galaxy that I have too many seeds?! to

xxx: I had a confusing acquaintance with Chikatilo and Celentano.

yyy: This is a fool, yet they know that Chikatilo is a bulb from the cartoon

Summary: A 25 year old girl. Secretary 33 level. Certificates on courses: Thai machine writing, fax with six. Master of the highest category. Coffee and tea in bed. All the wonders of the office for your money.

<xxx> Scientific sphere: Theology....Em, and I would go to Zeus science: to whip, to produce and to rub lightning, shandrakha all and all :)

xxx: I had a teacher at school when I was studying, a dwarf-ex-military who taught biology and geography, so one day, she broke my classmate’s nose because he roared his mat right in the class :) By the way, she wasn’t fired, although the noise got up in school. No one could read these items anymore.

YYY: There was just a shortage of combat dwarfs in the area, they could not find a replacement.

Fighted aircraft. Charter flight Phuket-Almaty Everyone was fed, drank, and returned home from vacation. Silence: Somebody squeezed, somebody was watching Operation Y on airplane TV.

A man in the center of the salon plays "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" on a tablet. It reaches a maximum of 120 thousand, further no - already painful questions. Internet at an altitude of 10,000 km above Afghanistan is not at hand, you can’t walk.

The neighbors of the man first watch with interest, then begin to suggest. The man reads questions and answers.

Louder, please, I can hear it from the back.

Half an hour later, he plays three rows - a row of men, and rows in front and back. Disputes, disagreements and screams begin.

Przevalsky was... An archaeologist, a paleontologist, a botanist, a geographer, with a seated voice, a man makes a question of 120 thousand.

The Paleontologist! A thick aunt screams from the back.

- 50 to 50 use, - strongly recommends stuck next to the steward.

Do not waste the clue! The neighbor shouts to the right.

Within an hour, the captain’s voice is heard.

Dear passengers! We strongly recommend that you do not respond without discussing the crew!

The nose and tail of the plane were applauded.

True answers are accompanied by pleasure, and unbelievers are bored with "Boo". Someone already demands to pass the tablet to the captain - let him voice questions for the whole salon!

Seven hours of flight passed unnoticed.

I never got a million.

XXX: Tanya
and mmm?
xxx: if you suddenly decide to look for copies of the sticks from the Harry Potter universe, don't type "magic sticks"
YYY : Why?
He gave me vibrators.
It’s also a kind of magic stick 😉
Yyy: makes people happier)))

I’m still a rarely naive child at 28. I read the book about the astronaut, the phrase: “If you three can’t live on Earth, then it’s unlikely that you will be able to tolerate each other for a few months spent without a soul. Or without a scotch" I hang up, so is it. First, what’s the problem with taking a sticky tape on board? Second, what is such a critical need for it? In general, what foolish idea is it that the absence of Scotch can somehow affect vivacity? In short, just after reading the other three pages, I suddenly realized that it was a drink...
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All right, about the lipstick there. When I finally get fucked, tie it up and fuck it.

Prehistory: Metropolitan indignated by the ballet "Leluke", which he called the "occulte production". News that the directorate of the theatre will present a new version of the ballet, stones:
1: It is possible to assume that Shchelkunkchik will be called Aristarch Metodievich. He is 57 years old, he works as an accountant in RSU-51 of Konotopa. There will be no music, dance and other characters. Mice are what... an entire army... what nonsense? Just a man sits on the stage and makes an annual balance sheet. is normal? is normal! A bit boring, but no occultism.
2: I am pleased to join your version of the Slug. I am also very careful about mice. I hope that in this production Aristarh Metodievich (Skelunkchik) will not make different suspicious anthrasha with his feet in a trick, but will stand firmly on his feet. And these legs will be in decent, although slightly rubbed in one place, pants. The Occultism? Different pa, kniksen, andrush? Is this what children want to see? No and no again. Aristarh Metodievich, closing the month, and dealing with the mistakes of closing the account 41.1 (Storage Goods), will give the children much more than some dancing fairy Drage. Fey does not exist.
3: There will be no music? Radio Radonage will play.
Has anyone hit a mouse? There will be mice. On which Aristarh Metodievich will call a sanitary station, which will destroy pests without any occultism.

The best remedy for obesity.

About “New Year Discount” and “Superactions”
In the early 2000s went to one BMW Motor Show in Moscow.
In the middle of the hall was a huge poster, “Action! Buy a BMW 745 and get a Mini Cooper as a gift!
Seven were not planned to buy, but decided to understand the essence of the offer.
So, a seven was offered, in the most complete configuration, for $ 155,000.
As a gift with her, a Mini Cooper was offered in the basic configuration, if I don't confuse anything, for $ 25,000.
They took a list of options and counted the same seven with the consultant. It turned out to be something like $102,000.
In total, exactly the same seven, plus a mini, in the sum = $ 127,000.
Here are the shares and discounts.)

The greatest advantage of a mistress is that you can talk to her about the shortcomings of your wife. Try to talk to your wife about the shortcomings of the mistress.