Found on the website with reviews about mobile phones.

Q: What is the problem with the phone?

A: The rack fell into the toilet and, not noticing this, struck him a bunch.

n1tro: I am a whiche. My cell phone calls, I take it. Hello to GRU.
From there: "Hello, and who are you?"
voice: "Hello bone, I need Andrew, is it you?"

The son of friends (3 years) stated that he would not go to the swimming pool with his mother anymore. I saw in the dressing room that she has "the front also pop, only a small"

My husband and I had a quarrel from the evening, today I went to take a bath, and since there is no hot water - we use a water heater (accumulative, i.e. water heater). He poured out hot water and waited until it was heated again... He poured out, lay down, cried, and asked, “What are you doing?” he said, “Take a cup of boiling water into the bath so that the water will be hot.”
I look at him thoughtfully and think: Did I really forget what I offended, was he such a brave man?? to

The main thing is that this truth is non-obsessive.
One of my acquaintances bought a vibrator and unobtrusively took it out of the blankets during sex and gently began to insert her husband into the anus.
Seriously
My husband was almost impotent.

Post from the vacancy website:
"Supplier, Supplier +3 more vacancies".

The xxx:
I was cold (
YYYY :
Treated
The xxx:
No, there’s a pimple in this chicken.
The xxx:
I am a tempted adult woman.
The xxx:
Or even Zack.
The xxx:
I have not decided yet.)

I read it, I read it. Do I have a feeling of deja vu here?

No, I have strange things. But the bad thing is that my dear people suffer from them :(
Are you talking about your first guy who became gay?
And now, he has a problem with the male part. She became the best lesbian. But it is nothing else. The boy from the sea, whom she kissed for the first time, actually got married.
You are cruel =(

People are so happy when they have the same names.

Do not boil milk in an electric tea. Never ever

What is the meaning of the letters "BW"?
The bicycle troops.
Forever Military
Looks like smart :)
The Vietnamese Waterlords'
Reply to.mail

Kim Ky: I want to be a white tea. Avoid the sea wind. Fuck it all. by Fuck. by Na. and all.
Beleraffont: Partly you can already fulfill your wish - go somewhere and shake up on the road. SRI and Road.

on the parking lot was a tournament in children's football and gave everyone ice cream) Some kids named their team "Gazmias" and lost with the score 21:0

[13:41] <OMEN> Invoker: I wash like a car - the rain, and then the vacuum cleaner - the volcano exploded!

He talks so little, why did you give him an iPhone in your hands?

I think my refrigerator turns into a closet. You open the food to the fucking, and eat nothing!

From Asha
Don’t ruin my inner world!
REMUS: do not ruin the ruins somehow)))
Don’t go under the metro!! to

Alcohol is for those who can afford to lose brain cells... Charlie Harper.

If our political parties were guilds, then United Russia would be a guild of thieves.