Those who sit in the chicken bar will never become singers in the turnip. Nick Blue

Copy and gift from the company

In the late 90s, when it was too difficult for us to publish a book, and the methods for printing courses on the printer we were already finally tormented, we had another office copier broken. Sitting the whole company and appreciating our hard fate, we decided for six months not to receive any premiums, and all the money to spend on the purchase of the beauty copier Xerox. I no longer remember the model number, I only know that the size is slightly lower than the refrigerator, slightly wider, on wheels and with funny displays. Super is! He had seven pots and he was able to turn the paper. This was the first duplex device in our lives, which means you won’t have to sit at the printer and turn the sheets! Hurra comrades!

And this is the day when Gazelle came with our acquisition. We all dropped our computers and went to the first floor of the Business Center to meet. The workers took the copy from the body, handed it over to us and left. All four of us drove him to the elevator. And then the law of wickedness - the cargo elevator, as always, broken, and the old Soviet passenger elevator did not enter this miracle of technology literally 1 centimeter.

The only decision was made: the male part of the team on the stairs lifts the copier to our Seventh Floor, and the female part of the team prepares a place for the copier in the office and we have tea. To tell us that it was hard for us and that by the time we put it on the wheels on the sixth floor we were all exhausted – it is to say nothing (the mother words about the manufacturer company and the broken elevator mastered everything, including the then director, a man by definition intelligent). The only correct decision was made: move your hand on the warranty seals, develop the copier into spare parts and raise it higher in parts.

Then there was the discovery. In the real sense. The ladies, printing the scotch with which the copier was wrapped, joyfully that it contained a business card from the seller's firm and all of its seven bits were filled with paper as a gift (1000 sheets in a bowl, a total of 14 packs of paper).

Speaking of the President:
"This time we are ready for a new crisis, our currency reserves are strong, we are not threatened by anything."
Voice from the room:
“And for us?”

We now have a guy, seemingly quite adequate, went to the secretary to take a certificate that he is studying with us.
She: The name
He is Ivanov
It is: Group
Third Negative

I decided to run a 2-party print on the Xerox ph... 3435 network printer and forgot to reset the settings back. In a couple of days, I hear the scream of Igor in the hallway!!!I run to the server room (where the printer is), I see the girl pulling the paper from the printer on her, and the printer pulls the paper back (you need to print the second page on the back).

Beauty_skin_heads: Scuco advertising of deodorants burns napalm, but I now have a beautiful nick! =) is

Kkk
I have also conceived such a risky valentine to play: the shorter is a frightened girl, whispering with a gentle mat, (let’s say) her right eye is expanded from horror, and her left eye is concentrated in trying to tear away the businessman. The eye holds on a fairly strong optic nerve, and the thing is tight, the man blows and rests on the girl's foot between the breasts. A circle of blood, of course. How to you?
and
Drblack
What is the CIMIS activity?
What is the main idea?
How beautiful are your eyes"?
and
Kkk
a little more literally, although the course of thought is true: "I do not take my eyes away from you!"
and
Drblack
Genially

<xxx> by the way, I look at Google, everywhere they write that the refueller is a bad job. OMG, I will die :D
<yyy> I remember when we had a laser printer, we wore a catrice to power.
<xxx> and I will probably need a respirator =3
<yyy> Let’s make a Vader mask right away.
<xxx> Yellow
<xxx> Fuel Fuel will cost 250 rubles...
<xxx> color is not accepted, only dark...

4 epljack and 4 martini with vodka. So everything was great, but after the fourth martini I started to shower.
from what?
I don’t know, maybe from music.

I and my colleague in the smoking industry:
I: I have done this job! When will this day end? Otherwise I will go crazy!
My colleague responded with something unclear. I raise my eyes at her, and she with her face, not loaded with intelligence, tries to reach her tongue to her nose ((
How to work in such conditions? :( is

XXX: Be the body, drink the men
Be a magician, drink the body.

Listen, you are an athlete. Tell the exercises to pump the press there, asshole...
and the garden.

Those to whom my lectures on the method of teaching have yet to be reached: I ask you to apologize for the malicious outbreaks in the text in relation to the content of the subject, as well as for phrases such as "I eat me, I poison." Gods, gods, why do you punish me?" My mood was disgusting in the morning. and :)

Writing manually on paper is convenient, there is no need to switch the layout.

Conversation with the former agent.
Let me tell you that he loves you.
I introduced him to my parents.
Oh hey, so you can make him a test for the pile resistance.
What is for?
Let me name a couple of porn actresses.
...
He named it and what?
Ask what your mother’s name is.
Oh he said it!!! to
HHH: That is all! Now the test begins :D

and hello. Do you have hot water?
There is
We have agreed!

He went out, fell asleep and went on...Three cages are enough.
I know it’s shit, but what can we do?
I have a lot of experience 😉"
The quality of the roads can be improved :)

Being unable to break up with his beloved pet, shot down by a car, the Englishman Bart Janssen decided to turn his pet into a flying aircraft.

and Lifenews.

What!! O_O

Q: Do you still want to marry him?
I don’t know, he’s so dumb.
There must be a man in the house to strike a nail.
He can only hit the screw, but no nail.

It’s amazing how quickly people change interests. It seemed like yesterday I dreamed of a dog, and today I want to fly away from this fucking planet.