I was driving with Max. In the morning, a clot fell in his knee, he was taken to the hospital, pulled out and put into the test tube.
One asks, why did he go to the test tube? He replied that if he did not die, he was not contagious.
And then the next: "So there is no air there? I will surely die!"
The answer killed: “Dumb, if Max doesn’t die, he wasn’t contagious.”

This cactus is forgotten to water and eventually watered with tea remains.
This cactus is English.

So what about yesterday’s girlfriend?
Oh yeah, it is broken.
XHH: You don’t have anything to do with the pot.
Wow, I’ve become a bit of a wooden man lately.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I did not understand.
A wooden sexist?
WTF - WTF - WTF
I am broken ebu.

xxx: If Godzilla is a female, then the phrase “to want Godzilla” sounds zoophile.
ууу: the phrase "to want Godzilla" sounds hopeful.

No, in Ukraine everything is like in GTA - first to crush the forces (up to 6 stars), the army arrives, and you are a whore - and stole a tank!

Why do you think I’m homophobic? I feel good about the pimples!

At 10 p.m., the child finally fell asleep, and here they are calling!
%noname%, give us just 20 seconds. Is anyone watching TV at home?
In the evening we read the Bible. Does anyone read the Bible now? We could talk about it!
They dropped the phone, for 2 weeks without foolish calls.
All, I found a way to break the system))))

to this:

Bla-Bla, music for relaxation in the serving half an hour
And the shit! Army Dreamer
— — — —

All her childhood listened to her, even in headphones with a cassette in a hug under her fell asleep. And then I learned Agliqi and found the text in the innet. I’ve probably never been so awkward (
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You made my day. I went to see what the song is, I stumbled on the text, next to the translation in Russian. There’s a phrase like "he didn't make it to his twenties" – he didn’t live to 20. And the guy translates - he did not do this until the age of 20; and below he explains: to make it - it is an idiom such, it means to engage in love.

It is fucking. Now, in every combat, everything has come to its place. This is the type of group with battles breaks through to their own, broke through, their own are asked - and where is the commander? - He didn't make it (mol, killed the commander). And it turns out – it is not so. The commander just didn't have time to fuck up on time, well, he moved on the actresses, told me not to wait)))

I never listened to the song...

The Walk. We agreed for the conservation of nature to do a great need in the hole, after which it needs to sleep, and for the next "parishioner" to dig a new one. Now there is a disassembly, who dug out the pit and stumbled alongside it sharply sharpened sticks.

The creation of a register of banned sites was the largest attempt by the government of the Russian Federation to train ordinary users to use anonymous sites.

Disputed with a girl. We walked quietly through the park and a little dog from behind started laughing at us.
The Dog(C): Hav Hav Hav Hav Hav
Girl D: Keep quiet!
C is GAV!
D: Shut up I said!
C is GAV!
D: I’m going to shoot the shirt!!! to
The dog silenced, and in 5 minutes we reconciled.

Poland.Spa-Salon "Old Slavic Bath".I sit in the reception.A client waiting for his turn suddenly throws a bomb to the receptionist:
- Tell me, but you have a massage of the Old Slavyansk - is it from the name of some city of the Old Slavyansk named?
To the honor of the girl behind the stand, it must be admitted that no muscle on the face trembled:
This is the name of the people from whom we come.
The client-polka hanged... and we and the receptionist understood: a slave, a shit...

to this:
Thirty-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four! In Roskomnadzor they are trying to spray the all-Russian anti-bomber == it is just cool, comrades...
– – – – –
Here is the word "jopa" and they will be censored for the most tomatoes.

Are you warriors?
- Yes
The Animefest?
and yes!
Come with us?
Thanks, no, we’ve already seen your company.
I was scared for the first time too.

to this
Diana: Okay, I'm used to being asked for a passport when selling cigarettes and alcohol - I look like a teenager... but today I was asked for a passport in the bookstore!
Grow up a beard. Barbed men are not asked for passports.
Barbed ladies can be stolen in the circus.

The Bearded Babes Go to Eurovision Today

Documentary
I am a botan and I had sex with a girl yesterday! What am I doing wrong...?
Ivan Ivanov Documentary
It depends on what you think of sex.
Bonus Documentary
It depends on what you consider a girl.

What is cognitive dissonance?
This, Abram, is a rally and referendum for membership in a country where rallies and referendums are prohibited.)

Lenny is the most dangerous disease. It is transmitted by living with the patient, communicating with him and even simply observing his lifestyle.
Symptoms: a sting in the apartment, a single pack of pellets in the refrigerator, 2 or more empty cups to the right of the monitor, a dried cactus to the left of the monitor, information distrophy of the file. not be treated.

Medvedus
How to drill the ceiling?

by DAM
The place in the walls will end sooner or later. A neighbor with a perforator.

We have an original car family in the yard.
He has an enormous, bright blue tundra with a bunch of tuning.
She has a glowing, bright pink foil, lined with strastics.
They found each other!