Adding the intrigue:

Today in one of the districts of the city will change the quality of drinking water".
It is intriguing, fucking. I would also add: "Have you guessed what"

The main question is where the water quality will change ;)

We have a couple of young people working at the department as operators of the 20s. A bit unusual. Usually this is an uncertain age aunt, stuck to the loss of the instinct of self-preservation. The chief explained that the youths are undergoing alternative military service, in the sense that they have already passed, and so have remained (with work in the city is not thick). In this regard, the question was raised:
“Well, okay, now they understand... And what punishment are we taking here?
"Friendly rust" was the answer.

During the search, a suspicious box was found in the suspect.

The skull.

An unexpected question. If I have to buy toys now, where do I get them?
In the fool...

On the day of release of the first series of the new season "Game of Thrones":

AAA > the spoiler!! John Snow is alive :XD
BBB > mountains in hell!!! to
CCC > the spoiler!!! John Snow is dead!
DDD > Spoiler, John Snow is not dead, but not alive.
EEE > Snow Schrödinger

XXX: What do you have on your own?

YYY: Like in the desert

XXX: Are only camels passing by?

Lady: Multidisciplinary he mla, I also Caesar
Lady: I can suck, smoke and read in the toilet at the same time, and I don’t get anything out.
It’s time for Nick to change.

With Hicks about the coloring of h/b films:
xxx: For video, I think three-dimensional convergence networks would be very good, because the video can just be represented as a three-dimensional parallel piped.
yyy: I can’t imagine video as a three-dimensional parallel piped. You might even ask for music as a tesseract to imagine (

Scientists from the University of Rochester (USA) have been able to calculate the approximate number of highly developed civilizations that may exist in the universe. The probability of life on planets suitable for life is 10 minus twenty-two degrees. However, the main conclusion made by experts is that in the known part of the universe, human civilization is unique.
The sadness...
Ta-a-ak, I didn’t understand, all these, headed by Strugacki, lied to me what?! to

I went to the crew yesterday. Liked it!
- How did Kozlovsky, like in the old film Filatov, fuck the stewardess?
He fucked the pilot.
...??? to
The pilot was a woman.
- Fu #la, or I was already scared that it happened before us...

xxx: The question is not why your own voice in the recording sounds differently. The answer is easy. The question is, why do people usually feel uncomfortable when they hear their own voice in the recording?
YYY: Because inside of you you speak a beautiful charming baritone, women grind from your voice and you tell them all your life. And when you hear it from the side of No, the fox can't be that dirty goat even shakes this is not really how to live anymore!1111 ADINADIN Psychology is shorter.

There is no extreme north, it is infinite.

An exemplary boy is not quite a boy, it is an approximate boy.

The case was, worked for a long time as a 1C programmer in one large transport company, they had everything seriously there, even the guards in 1C worked. So, a security guard called me somehow, says the report there is not going to him, asked for help... I was lazy to go to him, I connected to his comp, I started the formation of the report, I watch the case is delayed - I saw the comp launched by the security guard, give, I think I will help him, I sit quietly waiting for the report to be gathered, I disassemble the comp, I drink tea and suddenly a call from the head of the ASU department - "this is you there remotely to the comp of the security guard connected?" - I answer that yes, that "they were fooled? The security guard does not know what an admin is - he enters his office, sees how his compass is disassembled, and there is no one in front of the compass, so he called the security guard, Hendyr called, says aliens attacked us - overwhelmed everyone... I fell...

bzz: well you can't, so you sit on your ass straight, so no, from sitting at his hands, crazy, flowing!

From the site Answers.mail.ru

Subject: Sometimes one speaker in the headphones shuts down.
Sdas Dolish
I played CS and suddenly only one side of my headphones started making sound. How to decide? There is a naked territory on the wire, it is small but it can still be behind it?
cardistry
Fuck, I don’t even know!! Can you get rid of weakness?! to
Sdas Dolish
Yes is? Do not go to me?
cardistry
I am only for

I just bought a chicken grill at the institution with the same name, while preparing stood considering a book of complaints and proposals. The evening made a review: -"Once I was out with her, and so everything was very delicious and very liked, I will come again..." sham take the beer in anticipation.

Who said that doing small business is boring?
Yes, reports, yes, counselors, yes, jubilars.
The news from the place is pleasant.
The form of submission as well.
Here, a subordinate firm asked to help make a text about the anniversary. She asked questions, asked pictures, described what.
The result: I was sent a small text, which is inserted inside a photo (fine quality, of course). And to convince me that everything is serious: 4 presentation files in the format "point": each presentation image is a separate file. and a separate letter.
How to you? Remember "Buy 6 cakes and gather a cat"
Another district organization sent a handwritten text by fax for a long time. Finally, they bought a computer. The text is written on the computer, printed, sent to me by fax. The e-mail still scares rural areas.

Moscow

I’d rather be joking about the MCP/ACP.
And the mechanics still better than the ACP, in terms of control of the car :-)

In the traffic jams, it is mostly necessary to control only the level of irritation. It is below the ACP.

XXX: LibreOffice
xxx: or you know something ))
xxx: they have this type of formatting - R, if applied to the date, it shows the number of years from the beginning of the era
xxx: if the Russian language is selected, then on the current date it will show 2016
xxx: fun if the language “English (USA)” is selected
xxx: in this case it shows the year 5775 of the Jewish calendar :))
xxx: Let's say English (Canada) shows again 2016
XXX is ZOG!