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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14355
 09.02.2009
xxx: I am
YYY: What did you say?
xxx: I am
YYY: What did you say?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14354
 09.02.2009
Q: I have a companion who said "there is no niche worse than a drunk electrician" jumping into a transformator cabin in the basement with a lit piece of wallpaper instead of a light bulb)))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14353
 09.02.2009
I noticed the truth here, the more humble the girl, the more attractive she is!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14352
 09.02.2009
I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14351
 09.02.2009
Yesterday I played with my schoolgirl.
The shirt, the shirt, the shirt and all the stuff. :)
She’s been crazy all night :(

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14350
 09.02.2009
I don’t use cocaine!I just like how it smells.


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14349
 09.02.2009
February 13 at 18:00 Loveplanet.ru and the magazine Yes! We invite you to the “European” (European, Moscow) catwalk to celebrate Valentine’s Day!

You are awaited by star guests: the groups “BIS”, “Chelsea”, Vlad Topalov, Alexei Vorobyev, Dino MS 47, Dakota, Max Lorens, the heroes of the series “Ranetki”, “Univer”, “Love in the area”, “Daddy’s daughter”.

Special guest: Nastya Zadožná

DFM DJs are lit with you all night!

Win 2 tickets for the most romantic party of the year! Details here

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The killer there. Urgently!!!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14348
 09.02.2009
Shanni: Heard from a discussion of fashion for one game between developers:

The U.S. will be the equivalent of the Imperial strike jets, for example. High-end weapons and equipment.
Russia - Special Forces (invisible, unheard, deadly)
China – small militia groups of 10 million people.
Armed with sapphire blades.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14347
 09.02.2009
After watching the documentary film "Please"....

And I always suspected that the mold on the bread was planning to capture the galaxy!!! It was too arrogant to look at me from the bakery!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14346
 09.02.2009
Tell me something pleasant...
Your breasts are like oxygen!!!! to
WOW: You can’t see it, but it exists.
thank you fucking =(

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14345
 09.02.2009
Size of foot weight increase
he: 170-175 70-75 18-21 2

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14344
 09.02.2009
The Uzer:
People can throw a program with which all kinds of stuff can be created.
Sorry for not writing the topic on the internet.

The Modern:
Yes, and a request. Try with mspaint.exe
Until I remove it, let the people spoil.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14343
 09.02.2009
There was an incident at D. Blaine's speech. As soon as the audience saw him coming out on stage, the illusionist was thrown over with outdated biscuits and banks of orange soda. At the same time, the crowd cried "My legs in my mouth, it's not David Blaine!" and Mitch Silp was called to calm the crowd with his mark-painted beard and beard. At his first words "A, here are these guys" the audience came into indescribable enthusiasm.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14342
 09.02.2009
Dialogue with the girl:
You guys, you like to generalize!
All the men?
Yes is all!
I have no more questions.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №14341
 09.02.2009
In "Contact" I am in a group of quotes by name and surname. We gathered together to meet and have a beer. 12 people were raised. When they were drunk, they rushed to the police. You would see their faulty faces when they checked our documents.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №14340
 09.02.2009
Success is a drink. Failure is a reason to drink properly.

http://aforizmi.narod.ru

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14339
 09.02.2009
http://mi3ch.livejournal.com/1475535.html?thread=49653455#t49653455



Advertisers can do it if they want. There is social advertising.

Approximately this text:

We understand that you are an adult and that social advertising is for you.

It will not affect anyway. If you want - do not cling, if you want - exceed

The speed. But we ask for one thing: give your organs to other people! There is

many other people who will need your kidneys or your heart and

Be careful on the road.

Only your brains, for God’s sake, don’t give it to anyone.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №14338
 09.02.2009
Yesterday I went to the store "All for football".

I bought beer, cigarettes and a TV.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14337
 09.02.2009
Only I consider the series of quotes about the dumb-eyed and the guy with the dollars the dumbest, the worst shit?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №14336
 09.02.2009
I’m standing at a stop... I’m not touching anyone... I’m undermining a guy aged 30-35...
He is so "healthy man!!! How to do? How many years have passed!!and "
WOW : and?
I say goodbye to his hand, he grits me.
You are driving!" and you are running.
by rofl!!! to

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