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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137871
 16.01.2017
Perdix is a future warfare technology in which people will only participate remotely as drone operators.
- and when the drones of the end will go to each other boxes with combat keyboards to break...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137870
 16.01.2017
Fuck you introduced me to him.
Yy: The Crazy King
Yy: I am afraid of him.
XH: It just excites him.
YY : Yes? Do you have a free house?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137869
 16.01.2017
While all the armies of the world are developing new means of combating enemy drones, one of the Americans has already appeared his "air defense means" - a cat, specially trained to find, detect and eliminate drones. True, as long as the animal does not know how to divide UAVs into "his" and "foreign", so it hunts everything that flies around the house.

One such attack and removed a drone launched by the owner. For a while the drone was flying around the apartment, but then a cat appeared in the hallway. The animal took a few seconds to calculate the target, catch it, and hit.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137868
 16.01.2017
In Syktyvkar, the municipality handed out an apartment with the remains of its former owner

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137867
 16.01.2017
xxx is. The Chinese are not copying Korean cars.
Oh well. It is like cassettes. And so the recording fucking, and the second copy...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137866
 16.01.2017
I never understood - it was a new series of "Sherlock" or a continuation of "Shield"??? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137865
 16.01.2017
For the purpose of combating stress acquired paint-anti-stress "Magic Mandals". She painted the one who promised to get rid of everything unnecessary in life. A few days later my husband left. I sat down and wondered if it really was the most unnecessary...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137864
 16.01.2017
HH: We are going now. A dog in the front seat next to the driver.
Speaking on the road, unicorns fly hobbies of all kinds with hairy legs.
Not the dog speaks, the driver.
WOW: Well, if the dog said that, I would be worried. Nothing is normal.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №137863
 16.01.2017
Commentary on the intimate photo of the soloist of the SEREBRO group Olga Serebkina:

The naked body is no longer surprising! That’s if she, chemistry by normative dresses, this would be the number!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137862
 16.01.2017
from this
Snow Day on Sakhalin was postponed due to heavy snowfall
For some reason I remembered the article on the view "everything went too much".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137861
 16.01.2017
This is possible in Russia:
Snow day on Sakhalin was postponed due to heavy snowfall

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137860
 16.01.2017
I understand the phone, I kill in the search engine "management of the navigation panel ". Google proposes to continue the “East-1” spacecraft.
It was terrible for the domestic space force.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137859
 16.01.2017
Correspondence to ICQ:

Are you in Viber?
Why am I still in Viber? Aska is the oldest and most respected customer. It is only read by the FSB. It is under Android. Use the ASCII.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137858
 16.01.2017
And no one got a resource on the Internet, not the ZH, where people with a hassle of trouble communicate to the world their valuable opinion on any occasion, when no one asks them about anything, write arrogant reviews on something that is not interesting to anyone but them and through their lips complacently tell others what they are interested in, and what is not, and all this is mostly anonymous? If so, write, please, the way there, or his everyday, the journey, he lost and all for some reason stuck here.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137857
 16.01.2017
I fell asleep about 10 minutes after the start of this lesson.
...
For some reason, at the music class in the fifth grade, we were mainly engaged in the fact that the words of songs were written in notebooks under the dictatorship, who got bad, they put the pairs. And I had to write, putting my backpacks on my knees, because there was no part in the music class.
I didn’t like the music unanimously.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №137856
 15.01.2017
xxx: I recently stumbled on the cassettes of Kisha, rejoiced, pulled out the magnetophone, turned it on. It is as if a field covered with garbage shells on the wind, someone shakes the seeds there, someone crushes the rugged piece of iron, and among all this vaccanalia there are hardly any common motives. A third of the word is not understandable.
YYY: I honestly never understood that it wasn’t so.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137855
 15.01.2017
I am somewhat embarrassed by those customers who ask on the phone which bus from the subway to get to us to see the gelendvagen.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137854
 15.01.2017
We have a classic such a chief who is not embarrassed to spit the tax code on the gender table with the suggestion to get a more careful insight. Interview with the Deputy Director on Friday:
You know, last week our M.I. Some very quiet, as if she had revised her views on life, Zen knew there. I am afraid to shake!
I: Yes, she started the war with JEK, she has no strength for us.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137853
 15.01.2017
As far as language is concerned, it would be better for normal content to be created, each in its own language, by the Figo linguists. To measure the ancientity of the language is about as strange as to consider yourself unique on the basis of the merits of ancestors and even those grandparents who fought in the UPA or the Red Army. Same what?

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №137852
 15.01.2017
People, not much of the fact that Druzhinichko on the photo in a swimsuit does not get up, so he was not even given prostitutes! Indeed, this man deserves compassion!

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