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She jumped out of the cake.

The commentary:
The people are afraid.

When I get a car, will I listen to rap, strawberries, or chansons too?

No one needs dog food, about 8 kg.
Let’s go, what one?
This is such a cute three-tenth cat that loves to fuck in the shoes.
Tagged: oo

Bata today is straight Petrosyan, all night jokes =) This dialogue:
Andrew, throw out the rubbish.
I: No, today is a breakdown.
Mom: Well then sing at least.
I: This would always be the case, if you don't want to throw away rubbish - then the alternative is to eat =)
But the rubbish has to go somewhere!

I gave it somewhere in the universe. Preponcha (P) begins to ask my classmate (O):
Q: How old are you?
A is twenty.
Q: In a few years, your parents will get old and start to suffer from terrible diseases. You will have to give them injections. So tell me how much to boil the syringe before the injection?
Eeee... I don’t know. The fifteen...
Q: The answer is wrong. Your parents are dead.
A: But I can buy single-use syringes!
Q: Boy, what is written in your note? The archivist historian. You never, you hear, will NEVER have money for a single-use syringe. Learn before it is too late.

There are no ideal people.
WOW: They are there. Ideal people are bald people, I say to you as a photoshop fan :D

xxx: for 3 years as with the former has not been seen, a year as married, and still dreams like the former fuck in the house. And I can't explain to my wife why the mood is crazy in the morning :(

Yyy: Yes you, daddy, the fool

Graduate Vasya Popkin wrote on a soybeam mother's mobile phone, his home address and blood group with Rh factor: he was right.

The cat spit at me with dry food. The cats are spitting. 2) For what?

Q: How do you like it? ) ) *
Noah, okay, I like it.

The Peders! - they shouted to the Omonov pirates when they were dragged into the bus... pirates! The border guards shouted to them when they were prevented from beating the pidoras. All the passers shouted to them, rushing into the subway... the gay parade took place.

X: I went to a forum through Google.
XXX: I am there admin.

I’m such a botan that when my parents come in, I close Delphi and pretend to rest.

The best tanks are Russian. They look great from all angles against the backdrop of the sights of any city in the world.

Life passed by, and I didn’t even say hello to her.

About how in the Italian airport aircraft on a roll or airplanes with buses collide - this truck is known. But there’s a harsher story, “Catch me if you can.”

A Swedish man from Stockholm named Thomas Salme loved airplanes and played the game.
Microsoft Flight Simulator. Once he discovered the SAS training center in the embassy. He called there, said he was an unemployed pilot and he was given a one-time flight on an aviator to avoid losing his skills. Thomas made friends with a service engineer from the center, who gave him the training machine at night when no one was there. There were manuals on several aircraft in the cabin, he copied them. I studied in this trainer by manuals and the method of trial and error for several months.

One day he learned that the Italian airline Air One had a pilot job and he submitted an application for it. Fake a Swedish pilot license - without registration, without seals. He was invited to take trial flights at two challenging airports in Lampedusa and Reggio Clábria, which he successfully passed. This was his first flight. In Lampedusa, he sat down with one unworking engine, which hit a bird. The license to check in the company did not guess. He was taken as the second pilot on a passenger plane. moved to Milan.

Three years later, he became KFC. He has been driving passengers for 13 years. March 2, 2010 in
He was arrested by Dutch police before leaving Amsterdam. They were accused that Thomas had a late license and she had no right to drive passenger aircraft. When they found out he had no license at all, he was locked in a cell for two weeks and thought what to do about it. He was threatened with six years in prison. Cases in which it would endanger passengers have not been detected throughout its history. They were fined 2,000 euros and banned from flying for one year. for
For 13 years, he changed 3 airlines, flying about 11,000 hours.

The prohibition period is now either over or ends. It seems like he is not flying anywhere yet.

Do you not find it strange? Jiguli Grant came out, and the check-up was immediately cancelled.

I can read my thoughts.
I borrowed with my stupidities.
Q: Do you not believe it?
WOW : No! What am I happy thinking about?
You think I’m a dude.
Fuck, and you won’t argue.

Anastasia Logachev
The stomach of the cat is no more than a finger, and how it will, you will not believe.
58 minutes ago

Alexander the Cat
The evil languages.

When a word emphasizes half a word in red, you understand that you are printing something smart.