Let’s change the fourth number of each month into a compot.
Why Why?
- What would be the first, second, third and compot.

The 18-year-old daughter of the owners of one of the farms of Invercargilla (New Zealand) Hannah Simpson trained her cow by the name of Lilak to run rush, halope and easily jump over obstacles up to 1.5 meters high.

The Four Separate

/ Having seen "the suspension and the rings", I initially thought that the review would be about the tuning of Zaporozhya :) /

Well, or D'Artagnan in the Mediterranean...

If you are eaten, you have two options.
If a woman eats, there are three.
Would you bite? Repeat the anatomy for 9th grade.

xxx: I was once a grandfather in the country carried on my Zaporozhye salad, I will notice not toned, and as naked rides through all the courtyards where my acquaintances sat. I didn’t want to be seen so much that I wanted to fail under the ground out of shame.
Would you probably ride now?
Oh yeah, I’d be driving now.)

By the way, the other day, the writer of these lines visited the house of his lawyer, and his son, the little Avigdor, two meters tall and overweight, defiled around the room without saying a word to us.
“Avigdor,” asked the lawyer of the offspring, “have you said good morning to your uncle?”
“No,” the boy replied and disappeared in the direction of basketball baskets.
The lawyer’s face radiated with pride and love.
The child never lies!

My girlfriend has a bouquet-confetti period. I go with my husband to her family.
Will we go to our girlfriend?
Do you need a lot?
I: How is it. We will be in that area.
Go in a couple of months? I know more about her boyfriend than I would like even in my nightmares.

Long to describe, but, for example, the most Bydlan behavior was usually the collective farmers at the Audi 100 30 years ago. On the contrary, the most polite and patient people I have worked with are Alfa Romeo drivers.

You will learn patience here when the car spends 3-4 months a year on the service :(

The story is about a man accused of rape.

Well what to say... It was my fault, I knew what I was going to do. With decent young men this does not happen, they spend the night at home, and do not communicate in the middle of the night with strangers. Especially if they are not alone with them, being in an empty state. He was also dressed as a rapist. It’s like bringing a lamb to a wolf and wondering that she has eaten it.
Guys, remember: if you don’t want to be accused of rape, don’t go alone in the dark (and if you need to, ask your wife/sister/mother to accompany you), don’t stay alone with strangers and don’t dress like rapists. You are provoking women! Your safety is in your hands"

Do you still remember the bearded topic about the package?

Shake it up! Yesterday, a friend came to visit with a huge bag (which you know, the size of a bag in the ashanah) - opened it - and inside another bag. and ordinary.

The curtain.

And she me - my bag broke, I specifically picked up a new size in the store, so that the old fit!

The hardest thing in cooking is to make serious shifts. When he poured cinnamon instead of coriander and it seemed like it should be.

News of Nizhny Novgorod: threatening with the explosion of a roaster, a woman was able to the internet repair

In other countries, patriotism means to love the homeland, to do something for the homeland, to sacrifice something for the homeland.

In Russia, patriotism means to force others to love the Motherland, to force others to do something for the Motherland, to force others to sacrifice something for the Motherland.

I have a household, whose characteristic feature is that it is always thrown from the extreme to the extreme, for example: I could not tolerate physical education all my life, but suddenly started to go to the crawl, there, contrary to all common sense, pulled tremendous weights for himself, in the end - injured his back, or even in school painting just hated, and then started to write even quite decent landscapes. You understood...

Somewhere two years ago, he was seriously engaged in a stand shooting (on flying plates), well, he decided to go further, namely, hunt, I would be on the table to extract, or in the shops, conservances, well. He did everything as appropriate: with a license, a ticket and other conditions, he called me to his first hunt. In my barefoot childhood my grandfather in a voluntary order regularly took me with him to the forest to hunt, I hunt myself, gently speaking, I do not like it very much, but understand me correctly: to beat a beast for food, like in a deaf taiga, questions almost do not cause, and sports hunting I do not understand "from the word at all", so I initially refused, however, the idea of spending a couple of days outdoors in the company of a good friend did its job.

In fact: the duck went to shoot, the bird he shot, but not the salmon (as in the spring is believed), but the duck. We found her — trembling, I say, "Well, the newly-cooked braconier, complete the beast," and he is looking at her, his lips tremble, all shakes, even the rifle erupted. I repeat, “Get it! In short, he could not, they picked it up, took it to the veterinarian, on the way he looked at the morning, whispered his nose and wondered how it was possible to kill a living creature. I said to him, let him rejoice that his mind has not yet reached the rabbit, for the wounded rabbit cries exhaustedly like a baby, and from the whisper of the moustache on the skin, and from such his "coming of love to all living things" would be much brighter. At the veterinarian, the duck was robbed, but we had to lie there that we had found the mushrooms and the bird.

After all the procedures, a friend took the duck home, said until he recovered, let me live (he has his own house). And when she suddenly dropped the egg, so he there in general with tears in the eyes almost broke the gun, all shouted, "Well, I would once again, and for this hunt!" the weapon sold, the duck returned to the natural habitat, and himself now even meat does not eat, in general as always in his repertoire: from extreme to extreme.

“Viking 12+” lasts 2 hours 18 minutes, and “Viking 18+” with all sex scenes – 2 hours 23 minutes. How to respect Prince Vladimir?

xxx: "In addition, the complainant as the grounds for the cancellation of the decision points to the fact that the citizen Ivanova L.R. At the time of the decision of the court was not a judge." - I haven't met a cooler event for a long time!

His wife has a small and swollen girlfriend, Vika, with an eternal battery in one place. That’s why she was chased.

About the movie "Viking".

ArtemBocharov: I liked it more: "The effect group did the impossible. Drawed in 4 years of computer bull!", and it was in 2016, 7 years after Avatar. by Facepalm:

Viktor Sorokin: Per that was what you meant when you talked about the ‘impossible’? What 7 years after the "Avatar" I don't remember how many years after the "Jurassic Park" computer bull was drawn for 4 years?

When we were students, we had one friend, Serego, who lived alone. Of course, you could always come to him to drink a beer, bring a girlfriend and everything else. And in the toilet he had a shelf covering the pipes, and on the shelf were: a collection of anecdotes, Tetris and two hats of 1.5 kg. Those who went there for the first time were very surprised - why in the toilet? There were, of course, a lot of applications. And the owner, protruding his chest, explained, "Here I am from the morning, first thing, go to the toilet. The look itself falls on the hoodies, it is necessary to do a charge after leaving there. And if you leave them on the floor, then - a lot of guests and often, someone will stumble. The regiment will fall. Under the bed, I will forget. “Every day in sight.” The whole people thoughtfully nodded their heads, the girls melted.



One day, a bad idea came to my mind. We came, as usual, with beer and girls to this guy, only got the glue. I attached the hints to the shelf.



After 2 months and 14 days the universe is resorted to Serogue. With angry eyes and the desire to kill someone. As it turned out, a month went to him one girl, who, having touched the glued hoodies, decided that Seroga is a gentle creative nature, having arranged an installation with meaning in the most spiritual place of the house. And only a month later she asked him - and what do the hats on the shelf mean? Siroga picked up the ordinary chariot about charging and said, I'll show you. And showed it. That hoodies are real, installation.

"Solution of concentrated water"
How solid and scientific it will sound instead of the ice melting in a cup of tea.