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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3395
 08.04.2008
Cousie wants to sleep with Lisa!
WOW: Who is it?With whom?! to
My cat with my cat.%) She’ll bite to let her go to him!
Have you sterilized her?
HH: No, that is the matter!
Will you soon make a solution?
Q: What is the solution?? to
5 to 6 cats on a water bowl.
XHH: O_0

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3394
 08.04.2008
Wall of VKontakte, writes the future prep:

And also on my high-intellectual wall, I want to notice that on the street the shit has gone off... also prevents walking ^_^"

The future is hot)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3393
 08.04.2008
Huias, you’re there, you’ve gone there...Gopnik female until they’ve seen...
The female hopper is usually lower than the male, has similar habits, but is characterized by a special aggression. (who will hit her) under normal conditions is in a buch state near a herd of males...
( and )

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3392
 08.04.2008
Review of Rising Force Online:
How much do you sell your helmet?
Price: for 46kW
The oil is expensive (
You are beautiful? you are beautiful?
What is it? o_o
I think I’m going to go to Peter soon...I thought I could give him a helmet.
Today’s price is at least 5 times, and when do you go to us?
...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3391
 08.04.2008
xxx:Death.Ru - Health online
yyy:O_o

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №3390
 08.04.2008
Psih
I put the secretaries in line. They didn’t even notice that it wasn’t a wind.
RoK_13
:D
Psih
I asked why there is no pastry.
RoK_13
They are secrets.
RoK_13
and ROFL
Psih
I added a pastry.
Psih
Questions are gone.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3389
 08.04.2008
It was yesterday.
Juve: a classmate
In terms of her profile.
In the profile?
Q: Is something going on?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3388
 08.04.2008
The Ukrainian side at the NATO summit in Bucharest promised to triple its contingent in Afghanistan - now there are three military doctors, but by the end of the year their number will increase to eight.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3387
 08.04.2008
I buried at 95 percent.

WOW :))

HGH: 96%

WOW: OK

HGH: 98%

I go dress up.

HGH: 99%

XH: 100 %

Wow, finally it is!! to

Thickness: 102%

WOW: Your mother...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3386
 08.04.2008
Twenty-first: the man made a car and poured oil on his pants. Greta to wash. I say wash yourself, I don’t know. Where is the spot. And you know he did?
ZZZ: What is it?
XXX: covered with a black mark of spots!!!!!!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3385
 08.04.2008
[10:39:26] <ZERBER> by the way, I work in the nursery, here is just the administration of the Hospital of the Mountains, I filled the cartridges yesterday, poured manganese on the white coat, dressed as if in the blood and splashes, this morning in the row in the reception room all pregnant women stand, I filled the emergency cartridge and here is the picture.
[10:39:56] <ZERBER> I get up from the basement in a coat with bloody splashes and a coat hope to say such as from the morga behind the bandage, in rubber gloves, a mask on the face, in a cap with a scarf in the hand and a cartridge, little needed to see the faces of pregnant women, especially remembered the girl that turned in the entrance door and left =) changed her mind apparently to give birth...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3384
 08.04.2008
You know, my old friend recently came to me, a bandmate, to repair the computer. Then we drank tea, he turned on the music (now you can listen to it with a comp) started dancing and then it all ended with sex. He’s actually a good boy, but you know when I told him I didn’t need it because you don’t have a condom, he just put it in his bag and got it. So when he came to me, I already knew how it would end. And I realized when it was, the effect of such an accidental approximation disappeared.
yyy: better let the effect of random convergence disappear than the effect of random pregnancy appear later =)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3383
 08.04.2008
I was sitting behind the compass all day, no one needed it! I went fucking, so the other office calls fucking. have lost! Achevlen is!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №3382
 08.04.2008
FireFox
Good morning country!by Yahoo*
ivg
The Preview!by Google *

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3381
 08.04.2008
From Forum

And about not biting and walking in the park I have a special opinion, which I do not want to spread in order to avoid the anger of dog owners.
Who said I don’t understand dogs? I worked in a Korean restaurant for two years.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3380
 08.04.2008
MEGA
The first programmer was God... he was able to create a full-fledged workplace on the sixth day, built on a single random... we call it a woman...
MEGA
and the source to it is a minor function of the previous progi...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3379
 08.04.2008
Constantine: Optimism is when you put a toilet paper in the image status, and in the status you write a white strip.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3378
 08.04.2008
Does he have a boyfriend?
She> yes :)
He is how you want.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3377
 08.04.2008
What if I tattooed the Universal Host Bus under my navel and made a down arrow?
Tili

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3376
 08.04.2008
I leave the house every time and when I leave the computer on, I always say to him, “You’re the oldest, the rabbit.”
YYY: Well yeah...You’re not stupid to say "You’re for the older" computer off...
WOW and I are about the same thing.

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