Comments to Netbook.

XXX: a gift to a friend, the current is not blue colored

yyy: I also had the first thought was about the girl - to give her, but then I remember that I recently bought a good netbook))

With this memory, you will soon buy her a second.

YYY: Just the first thought was that he’s great for a girl, and with memory everything is like the norm)

XXX: Are you so sure? What did you eat for breakfast yesterday?

Yyy: I roasted 3 eggs with 2 slices of bacon, ate it with 2 pieces of white bread, drinking coffee with cream. I wanted to eat snacks with a glass of green tea, but decided to take it with me)))
I don’t think you really worried about it.)

xxx: What was the name of the man who played the fourth violin in the third row of the London Symphony Orchestra between 1924 and 1927?

Tagged: Johan Lvovich

XXX: The Dog

Years go by... Previously, looking at the Simpsons, he associated himself with Bart, now years later, with Homer...

Half an hour ago I bought ice cream "etalon", and it is written in large letters, which is made according to the recipe of 1960.
I decided to read the content and saw there E 471, E 412, E 410 and E407. I immediately got the question: is the refrigerator No. 1?

He walked out of the entrance with a quick step and decidedly headed to the garbage container. In one hand he had a cigarette, the other he tightly compressed the thin trunk of the tree. Dry and dry, she resembled a chicken. The passers looked at him surprised, many smiled, but his face remained impatient.
It was on the 28th of May...

The best definition of military paint I’ve ever heard is: “In the army, all that hasn’t had time to get rid of it is put in this shit.”
Sir Zabb, escavator

Title: A guy in the army. Dembele in 20 days. I wait.

When will your parents be home?
I: Have they ever bothered us?
He is: Well...
Should I evacuate the area? O_O
He is:...

DoubleDJ: I was at a Kaspersky seminar.
DoubleDJ: The promoter asks: "What kind of protection are you using?
DoubleDJ: Who’s out of the room issued: "We don’t use protection – feelings aren’t the same..."

Metallopocalypse is when you are given coins in a bus with five thousand.

NaKocTb
Are you crying? )
4e6y
No is. I am at your door now.
4e6y
Put on a pen?
NaKocTb
You joke to somebody else... run away from there...
NaKocTb
I have no pen.

"I read in one English. In a popular science book such a fairy tale as an American professor gave his postgraduate Chinese student this topic for a dissertation: to find out why the Chinese appear to Europeans on one face. After two years of thorough research, a postgraduate student wrapped up a bunch of statistics and concluded: Chinese appear to be Europeans on one face because they are actually on one face.

XXX is peach. The fireplaces. I lay for seven to eight days.
YYY: Then I go to work.

The neighbor in the room is now sitting in the shelter setting the system. She asks him, "How are you named?"" He doesn't think long, so sadly: "Mom says I'm a duck."

At the request of "Jack Sparrow", Google must issue:
"You may have meant Captain Jack Sparrow".
It would be cool)

The mountains of hell.
He: There is the turn.

From the Cat Forum:

And in general, the raw neck is, first of all, delicious, and secondly, very similar to a mouse, and it can be dragged in the teeth, ripped on everyone, killed with a lap of prey, crushed in dried dust and then hungry eaten.

HH: How about yourself?
WOW slowly. Everything is fixed.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: I had a big scandal at home yesterday.Katy's mom got stuck and told mine that she saw me buy a pregnancy test. All in all, all quieted after I even promised to go with my mother to DoHtor to confirm that I didn’t fly.
Oh yeah yeah...
WOW: I didn’t tell them just two things: 1. the test I bought for the catch and 2. he showed 2 strips =)

My husband was hungry for two days. On the third day he found food on the plate and, without moving from the bowl, came to eat in the hall, carefully lighting in front of the eyes of his daughter. He says:
There are very positive, sweet moments in her life. She should remember how Dad eats.

Well, how to understand the phrase of the ancestors "without us no one leads home!"...they want to see or participate?

Today in the dressing room after training and soul,
There are two large men who talk:
First: (with a complaint voice) you imagine, I forgot my favorite dish at work, even I don't know what I'm going to do in pn : ((
Do you have any other bags?
This is my favorite flower :)

If you turn your pants out, you can put your cock in your pocket!
YYY: Judging by my salary, I have been wearing pants all the time – I put my hand in my pocket, and there – fucking!