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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65213
 05.06.2012
From Forum

xxx: Find the cheapest way to connect two compasses.
yyy: Clay Moment 12p tube. So you connect, fuck you disconnect))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65212
 05.06.2012
<xxx> by the way, I watched somewhere in the courtyard to make a warm track.
<xxx> a tractor was digged in the cane, there were 4 workers standing next to it, all in glasses and, communicating with each other, did not use mat (!!!)
<xxx> well pure academy of sciences on exit

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №65211
 05.06.2012
How women can troll each other! From the listener:
It is wonderful! The boss says you need an aural, and you are alone from the whole office going out for all the holidays. A colleague asks to help her unravel the storm - and you end up making a report instead of her. The sister says she is sick, and you run to the pharmacies and take nephews with you, although she has a husband at home. You take the bag of a neighbor's grandmother, you walk her saucer. I can’t understand one thing – if you’re so indiscriminate, why are you a virgin at 25?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65210
 05.06.2012
From the discussion of the episode of the series, in which the main character for the first time in several seasons, finally, slept with the main character:

Phunkybird: I can bet it was the most long-awaited sex in his life.
GESHEM: Ahahah, it was the most long-awaited sex in my lifeXDDD

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65209
 05.06.2012
I read the first page of the report to understand from which site it is taken.
90% is one of the first 3 Google links.
9% is a mixture of the first three Google links.
1% is an independent work that can be read to the end.
I do not accept referrals without protection.
Teacher of Computer Science and Computer Engineering.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65208
 05.06.2012
H: When we touch an object whose temperature is higher than that of the body, it seems warm. When an object has a temperature below the body temperature, it feels cold. So what a hell when two people foot each other, everyone feels warm. One must be warm, the other cold.
The temperature of different parts of the body is different
D: Yes, I constantly embrace people.
N: Over the throat until it’s cold.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65207
 05.06.2012

Comments on the HP Quadro 6000 video card for 193,000 rubles:

The merit: Super! Excellent productivity! Everything is powerful! I bought 4 of these in SLI mode.

I advise everyone.

Disadvantages: I live on the street.

Reply to: Buy it!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65206
 04.06.2012
<snooker> What can be done on a falling tree
<DryX> fucking!!! to
<stranger> fuck
<HATKA> fuck of course
<slyworm> fuck me!
<snooker> Well you are deeply concerned! In fact, it was a reference, not a question.
<snooker> Just url for some reason not inserted.
<slyworm> and what was the reference? About the fucking?
Snooker is breathing
<snooker> and... 

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65205
 04.06.2012
Title of the forum: Installing a screw on MacBook Pro or How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65204
 04.06.2012
Cat: What are your plans for today?
The potatoes should be cleaned.
Today, nothing can be done with the earth. Monday after the Three.
Fallen: Well, I don’t believe that.
Don’t believe, you just can’t... you can’t worry the dead.
Fallen: I have no dead in the garden.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №65203
 04.06.2012
Shindoku: By the way, did you know that Olivier was bisexual? Poker is it
Algol: read three times, Lawrence?
Or maybe I’m talking about salad.
Shindoku: No, the salad, the fucking. Did you not notice how he looks at everyone the same grain?

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65202
 04.06.2012
<xxx>: We still have condors hanging here in the office... So one of the condors hangs right above the forehead. And the installor, while there stood, constantly burned to him in the monitor... You would see his face when the message "PROVED, MONTAGE!!" :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65201
 04.06.2012
A tourist with the name "Traveller" is what, an honest warning about the conditions of flight and accommodation?! to

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65200
 04.06.2012
You are! Yes you! Non-learners who haunted the resource here with their noise about course diplomas!
Have you tried to do something in advance?Why did I do my diploma for 2 hours a day, simultaneously communicating in ask and drinking tea and finished it a week before pre-defense?
So if you don’t have the brains to plan your time, let it go!

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65199
 04.06.2012
Natalia was taken with her.
[electronicman] you have a double-edge fall!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65198
 04.06.2012
Dialogue between two young people at a bus stop:

I watched TNT last night until 4 p.m.

2 of 2 😉

I had an operation on my eyes a month ago and I don’t want to lose sight again.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №65197
 04.06.2012
North Korea has allowed citizens to look out the window.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65196
 04.06.2012
Just just:
The exam tomorrow.
A: Please tell me
A: If I Costy will write SMS during the exam with questions will be quite stressful?
Q: Do you take the exam?
A: Yes 😉
See also: XDDDDD

[ + 20 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65195
 04.06.2012
Naughty to do so?

We arrive in the bus on the flight field to our aircraft, in which we are now flying. Clearly, many are worried. And in the silence that came, already in the airplane itself, some frog whispers on the whole salon: "Daaa... Old man quite..."


[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65194
 04.06.2012
A friend gave me this idea:
If he goes anywhere, he takes with him a cane of three pieces or just something hard, even sand, or whatever he gets on the road, he gets into the cane.
Very often there are such sections of the road that neither to circumnavigate nor pass without damaging the car.
He went out, fell asleep and went on...Three cages are enough.
I know it’s shit, but what can we do?
I take the experience ;)

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