Anyutka, 18, Russia, Izhevsk
About me :
Can anyone explain to me what is happening? For some reason I was interested in incomprehensible people of completely different ages, from different cities that are far from Izhevsk!

by N.A. (15:07:48 3/02/2009)
When he said, be my rabbit, I didn’t think I would be a bunch for this rabbit to collect!!!! to

At_: lately full shit was, wrote a statement on the topic why I need a salary

K is

1: [ 34 ] added 2009-02-04 21:34
-n0name-: probably everyone in the children's house had an Aztec leopard hat with rubber))).

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You won’t believe, fuck, even a coat under the color...

I read this in the article about toilets:
The 60-year-old Queen Elizabeth I did not like the innovation because she seriously feared that through the sewerage system enemies could deprive her of her virginity.
O_O

Any impasse is a carefully disguised exit.

by Yuri Tatarkin

http://users.livejournal.com/vba_/65197.html



About game skills.



In the community of our institute lived one senior student named Count,

Excellent Grandmaster of Preference. In its unbeatable, elegant

In his manner he constantly dressed even the great masters, not to mention the

All kinds of seeds. Money from the partners he pumped out immeasurably, and, as a result,

With him few people sat down to play, although the dream of every lover.

He took revenge, and the Count was struck.



And then one evening, the eternal victim of card cards ran into the kitchen of the community.

Kulaev cried out that the Count was sitting drunk in his ass.

Can be taken with naked hands. A delegation came to the Count.

Revanchists persuade him to sit down for the game. But he, dumb tired on the floor,

standing firmly on the bed and all over the floor, began to refuse,

referring to fatigue. The rebellious men assured that for such

A great player, like the Count, drunk a glass of wine is not an obstacle, but vice versa.

and help. The Count stood up with all his strength, but, in the end, he

The resistance was broken. He was hard to get to the table where he

The partners were already in a hurry to write a sheet, and tried to offer to play the game.

The minimum bet. But the excited partners of the pressure did not weaken, and, in

The result was an unprecedented high rate (in my opinion,

20 copies for a view).



They handed down the cards, the Count took his own, looked at the painted sheet of bullets,

He stood up on a chair, wore a penny (he wore penny) and looked around with affection.

and partners. Everyone was terrified to see that he was sitting in front of them.

a sober Count, having nothing to do with that salivary medusa, which

He painted a minute ago. He was sitting at the table in front of them.

A merciless concentrated fighter.



“Once,” said the Count.



Such a bloody card bath, like the one that followed, our faculty

I did not know.

The incident in the Gulf of Aden.

Ukrainian ship captured by Somali pirates

A ransom of 3.2 million was delivered. of dollars. Seeing that amount.

Ukrainian sailors with bare hands strangled pirates

They fled in an unknown direction along with the ship and the cargo.





by Andrew (c)

XXX is
How do I know my iPad?

YYYY
I need a rosette.

HHH
Okay she

YYYY
Stay here!!! to

YYYY
It is fucking :(

46407 (saved 2009-02-04 at 23:10)
I noticed an interesting detail:
In Moscow, when crossing a street with unilateral traffic, pedestrians still look at both sides. In any case.

Moscow drivers are so harsh.

Something strange...nothing hurts and I don’t want to sleep...I probably got sick.

From the forum:
1st :
Where to evacuate in the event of a nuclear attack?
2nd :
I will go into the woods, find a suitable mushroom, cut a nest in it, lay eggs and shut myself with a thumb and sleep peacefully.

The law of hanging:
Where you do not hang a jacket, when you are shooting, there will be at least two more hanging on top!and ((

After reading the basha, the impression is created that half of the planet's population is dibil, and the second is Sisadmin.

XHH: What are you doing?
I eat yogurt, but it tastes like something else.
HH: Did you not know? "Other" to the reverse - "Yogurt" enjoy)))))

The contacts in the Aska gradually flow from the Work group to the Friends group.

In the contact group “I don’t understand programming!”

The survey:
Why are you in this group?

I don’t understand programming =) — 55 (61.1%)
entered (a) for quantity =) — 2 (2.2%)
...
joined since IRA is my girlfriend =) — 5 (5.6%)

I think Ire the fucking...

He is:
Here you are lazy...I would be lazy with a stick out of you!

She is:
I am afraid that one stick will be small.

I was driving like a bus. Next to her was a young woman with a child. And the child is so talkative, communicates with everyone. Suddenly asked
Mom, how old are you?
It is inappropriate to ask women about their age.
Mom tell me!
and 19
What are you lying? You are 28.
It started on the bus! xD

Sunny Girl:
And do vampires throw on girls when they have critical days?

by AardFox:
When vampires have critical days, they generally throw on everyone.