But we were taught at the military school at one time that a soldier, having fallen into the epicenter of a nuclear explosion, must turn into a radioactive cloud and, moving toward the enemy, hit it.

from the military committee sent to a neurologist, it is necessary to do röntgen, in our hospital it does not work, so sent to another with a direction, where they are just taking recruits. It tells me that we cannot accept, because it is not in the place of residence and they do not have any difference that I am a recruiter, only pay, the cost go find out in the box office. I come to the box, they say that such an X-ray is not paid, only for free for recruits. Is there anything in Russia where there is no such thing?

Why does the feeling of deja vu arise?
This is a sew/load.
... Fuck it! Exactly!! to

Q: So you are like on the light side, and at the same time you eat cookies?? to

The RIA News:
Schoolchildren near Voronezh, playing in the tranche, found human remains and
With the help of an anatomy textbook, a skeleton was made. This is who will surely pass the EGE on biology!

XXX: Even how sad it is to become religious people. They have to argue without relying on evidence, and boldly justifying millennia of crashes.
The atheist has only one problem. There are millions of fools who must burn in hell, but there is no hell.

Status of Agent:
A woman should be like ice cream, white, sweet and melt in her hands, and a man should be like coffee: strong, hot and unable to fall asleep.
The comment:
And the black??? O_O

The blue! How did I go on course 3 with this theory of time... Prepod was over us all the time:
You don’t need this naphygm, even if you go into the past and kill me, then you change the future and don’t go into the past to kill me, and I’ll stay alive and I’ll put in your stimulus and you won’t do the nifiga to me! The exam must be passed!

Marisa: Good morning Are you evil?
Olka: the morning stone of the front "hello" said...
Tagged: oooo
Olka: Goat, could have greeted you from the place...

Mail.ru has replied to:
Ask guys, please tell me, why do you watch porn?
Answer what? And suddenly, in the background, a gorilla will pass, or green humans will run around the room...I am always waiting for them. Or the main heroine among the movie will say-love, give a whistle! More vocals can be taught. A, O, W, Y, E, Y... I learned German from my friend. The Fantastic! and Ferstein! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! A familiar one has chosen the interior in the bathroom, the kitchen is furnished... There are still fun movie clips! Only it is not always clear where the microphone in the frame got, where the requisite, and where the person

From Someone's Blog

I go to the toilet and I hear a loud voice from the cabin:
“Mash, you know, I ate ridges and drank with milk! And I ate all day, cracked like an idiot!
There was a complete feeling that the woman was talking to her ass, and trying to apologize.

I realized that it was time to clean up on my desk when I found kg behind the laptop's cover. The Sugar

Yesterday I saw how on the 9th floor house they take a boolean poster of Medvedev and hang the same thing with Putin.
WOW: They are hinting 😉

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ynestulya: entered a consulting firm, in their office lives a speaking poppy, a big one. The spider regularly pronounces the phrases "dotha", "beer" and "double kil". I have no doubts about their professionalism.

"Ownage!" Did the pope not speak? If not - fall from there, they are really bad)))

WWI_Pilot: And where to download the passage of the game Sapper?

Admin’s phrase: I know what you are doing.
It makes the department unwillingly nervous.)

I have seen the most covetous to knowledge man - he on the homepage is Wikipedia with a randomizer article...

I go with my boss to our glorious city. We overtake the yellow bus with the inscription on board "DET", and in the depths of it are uncles sitting, half already with baldness.
- No fig - I say - the students went, half bald already )))
“This is second grade,” the boss replied.

the best inscription I’ve seen in the elevator: "cold took?"

X: Did you remove the apartment?
Yy: Yes, a hotel for 10
xx: Hostel - strenuously, knowing that in Thailand for 15 you can rent a house with a view to the sea?
yy: I thought in Thailand for 15 you could rent a house with prostitutes with sea views and a couple of swimming pools
This is for 18
Yy: I’t save on that.