Today is the first of June
Day of Protection of Children?
The internet has been cut off

xxx: The dark lord, bearded heartcoat - a thumbless finger without a coalcoat
YYY: I have never heard such an interpretation of Lord of the Rings...

<Razor> The guys who do after sex?
<D3v1lm4n> that... I hug her, talk about something
<xapaktep> the same stuff...
<Haxorz> when how
<Haxorz> I turn and fall asleep
<Haxorz> I am leaving
<Haxorz> blow it up ))
<Haxorz> press Alt-F4
<Haxorz> )))
<Dragneel> I buried it back
 

After yesterday, my husband was still drunk, he was following me all morning and told me how wonderful, beautiful and bright I was. After a while he approached me, looked at me for a long time, then said "Mda, I’m sober..."

We sit with the girl (D), we talk about the operation to remove the appendix:
D: I have never eaten and will never eat seeds!!! to
D: I don’t want an appendicitis cut off.
She said eating the last piece of pepper without spitting the seeds.
O_O

A friend of the photographer has a photo of a five-year-old girl.
The commentary: daughter?
The girlfriend)
Logically, I also have a daughter. :)

What did you write about personal qualities?

smart, smart, honest, fun, good memory and more... blin forgot (((

Specifications of the LG X3:
Anyone can explain why the smartphone has a 4-core processor? The battery is better than normal. simple mobile phones quietly pull for 3-7 days, and this "miracle" will survive 1/3 of the day (8 hours).
yyy:Response in the model name - HZ

You are a tough woman, you cannot be upset.
YYY: A sharp lie.
Yyy: Just when harsh women are upset, they are upset with her and everyone around them.

<xxx> prayer
<xxx> game with the transition to the world of spirit and back)
<yyy> the army Going into the ghost world and back.

My neighbor is such a neighbor. He drinks liters of coffee, smokes two packs a day, breastfeeds and worries about the fact that taurine is added to baby food, which is harmful to children.

X: Why do you have such expensive broken ones in Yakutia?
Yyy: During World War II, the front line passed here. Bombed a lot.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The front line?
YYY: Just other explanations seem less plausible to me.

The dream of an idiot? There is no such thing - this guy is already happy on the full program.

In the 1970s, my friend went to Georgia on a business trip.The cigarettes ended and he goes to their store.Gives 1 ruble asks for 1 pack with a filter (and they then cost 50 kopecks per pack).the seller gives him 1 pack of cigarettes and turned away and my companion is waiting for delivery.then decided to ask where my delivery is where the seller with a Georgian accent answers:- You are what poor?
The next day, a comrade enters the same store, takes a pack of cigarettes from the shelf and leaves.The worried seller cries, “Who will pay?”
To what does the comrade answer him with the same phrase: “Are you poor?”

I expected anything from a full-colored and skulled goat except: “Hello, I’m an Oriflame sales consultant.”

Ksenia
Come, take your columns, I’ll get my own.

Paul is
You will pull tomorrow
When the chemistry falls

Ksenia
If you come with me a beer.

Ksenia
Or in the ass.
Go to *
Go to fucking!! to

Paul is
ahahahaha

Comments under the picture where a girl kisses a guy who sleeps:
FBR UA: Unfortunately there are no such moments with me

Goodwin: So my friend didn’t have a girlfriend for a long time, and he continued to mourn me about it until I asked him one question: what he was doing to get this girlfriend.

FBR UA: and what you need to do!? to

Goodwin: first get acquainted and start to communicate, and not trint with all kinds of nonsense with nick "Goodwin" in the net.

SerW: How will the "trending" be in English?
Noord: First tell me what "trendy" is in Russian!

Such a feeling that from the aircraft to the place of delivery baggage is delivered "post to Russia".

The Automotive Forum
111. tell me what to buy, and if it is broken it is not expensive. Preferably with hydration. How much does it cost to install a hydraulic driver?
Buy a garden car! It goes, does not break, benz does not eat at all! Control is easy – no need for a hydrator! It costs little – you can get a thousand! P.s If you ask a question, you will be answered – good luck! On the good way!