A dead city in the style of a zombie apocalypse, broken windows, destroyed buildings, devastating silence... And only on a semi-destroyed window sheet a plastic flower cheers joyfully with its leaves.

Remembered Bradbury, "There will be gentle rain"

Dm4k: The risk of earning a little more than a couple of disadvantages, but I still ask: iPhone 5 users ride electric cars?)

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Friends, now all the suburbs of Moscow go to work on the rails, regardless of the financial situation.
I was confused about how many BMWs my client has, both black and white and red... And every morning he goes to the station, leaves the car, sits on the electric car and goes to work. And the whole city does that.

But in the geometry of Lobachevsky we know all the builders well. and love her. How many times I was convinced when repairing apartments: two parallel straight lines will necessarily intersect, bind by a node and run in different directions.

Fortress 6 is a stunning movie, whoever tells you anything! Do not listen to anyone. But Fortress has only one disadvantage that blends the whole film - at the end, during the final titles, the characters don't dance and don't sing the Indian song, although the genre strictly obliges!

At the very beginning of the battle WOT, someone writes "I am overloading".
And we, clothes, do not recharge!You are not on Twitter!

I went to this site for the first time. Adults, are you really such idiots?
Daniel, 12 years

Answer by mail.
XXX: What is your favorite horror movie?
I have watched a lot of horror films and, unfortunately, more often not interesting and meaningless movies have been hit lately.
YYY: The most favorite is when the salary is over, and the child comes from school and says "Dad, tomorrow you need to hand over 3,5 thousand rubles for textbooks, + 2,5 thousand for the shirt, + 1500 for a gift to the school, the teacher and their loved ones.

If I had a dollar every time I was told I was nice, I would have one dollar. Thank you very much!"
Following is his sister’s comment – "You’d have two dollars"

to this:

But I’m curious, I just want to insert a solid sign into the new fashion word "webinar".?

No, now I too.

I went to the doctor yesterday and asked, what can I eat? He says so seriously – “Everything!” and then flows up in a wide smile and adds “Besides fried, fatty, salty, peppery, spicy, sour, flour, milk, sweet, alcoholic and carbonated.”

A sectarian comes to our office. And asks, pointing to the bilateral print on the xerox:
Who can do it on both sides?
What one of the department employees says:
- here is better not to - here black... better in the neighboring office!

XXX: Yesterday almost drowned in the sauna to the ibis
XXX: The chat I did not expect from an externally standard pool of 2.5 meters depth

YYY: What was built there on the site of the former breakthrough?

XXX: and he is transparent fuck
XXX: you will know how much there is
XXX: And I still thought when I was inspecting the swimming pool to do on the second floor?
XXX is out.
XXX: He is crazy on the first
XXX: This is the entrance to the second

YYY: our design solutions are the most design solutions

XXX: Well, I thought that I was shaking as usual on the chest of the sunrise, taking the Baltic zero in one hand, wrapped in the second.
XXX: I jump off the board.
XXX: good beer in the bank was, dropped without thinking

YYY: Did the fish swim?

XXX: A fish crawls to the surface

I turned on the TV after a long break. The usual muzzle. But the blow came from the unexpected side... at first the song “Kamon euryrabadi” of the Leningrad group in the performance of a pop band in the Ukrainian manner was a shock for me, continued the action of the heavy life ballad of Olya Polyakova “A hammer shrap-shrap”. I got Stas Kostyushko "Dear no rji, I bought you a 3-G". She turned off the TV and went into a psychic.

Hello, you look beautiful.
Oh yeah, no, not in vain cabbage eaten in childhood on other people's gardens
What are you using now?
Beer and whiskey. It depends on how long it has been.
Are you constantly craving? What are you doing?
You won’t believe, I’m sitting in the bathroom with a note. Butterflies are generated
I see you sit in a positive position.
Fuck, thank you for the idea. So on the container and write in large letters: "POSITIVE"

I’ve heard a lot in my life, but the phrase – “Sorry, but I’m not going to apologize to you!” put me into a stupor.

XHH: Today I experienced a real fear
Our son decided to make a wooden sword just like this (as long as I was going home from work, and my wife went to the store)
First took the brush and the edges made semi-round (so that it wasn't so painful) and painted in grey
XHH:I decided to put a garland of inflatable spikes on this beetle for beauty (bought for a barbecue in a barbecue)
XHH: Clamped on it and turned on (batteries girland)
XHH: I started to make a handle, decided to sample a very convex piece of fender.
I had a workshop behind the screen in my room, and he went there with the upper light on.
XHH: The son began to squeeze a piece of the made board.
At this time, long branches of trees began to be cut.
I go into my house and, not dressed, I go into my room.
Behind the shell is someone with a benzoat!! to

A man and a woman will always find points of contact.

Characteristics of American pricing
During the winter with my wife in America, I went to buy ski shoes. Since slalomists we did not ahti which, especially steep shoes did not interest us. Instead, I wanted to buy both good and cheap.
So here, we come to the store with our wife, the American seller shows us the shoes and says:
Yes, they say, and so, good, cost $ 285.
Is it easier?
No, this is the best price.
What if I rent these shoes for the whole season?
There will be $100 rental and $30 deposit. That is, you bring the shoes back in the spring and get your $30.
and well. What if I want to buy them back in the spring?
Well, then the deposit is not returned, and you pay another $20, and your shoes are not new.
The man! Do you realize that you just sold me those shoes for $150?
The shoes cost $285.

Women have a low self-esteem. So try to approach the little-known lady and kiss, you will immediately hear the answer: "You are drunk?!" Or “Are you mad?” They seriously think that they can like either drunk or mentally abnormal!

xxx: We had a girl named Milena in the courtyard, everyone was crazy just before the appearance of the second mortal combat