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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81945
 24.05.2013
I am so shaking when I have an asthma attack. It seems to be a cockerel.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81944
 24.05.2013
Here is the real recursion:

At the Cannes Film Festival, stolen collar worth two million euros

The robbery occurred at a time when viewers were watching Sofia Coppola’s new film, the main characters of which carry valuables from celebrity homes while they entertain at events like the Cannes Film Festival.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81943
 24.05.2013
I went out on the balcony, I watched the children (9 years old) playing a joke, fighting, shooting each other, who are the Chinese pistols, who are the sticks! And I think it's good that they don't sit in tanks! And then the neighbor calls and asks, “Did you also have an inat cut off?” and then I understood why the kids were on the street. It was just sad :(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81942
 24.05.2013
Ekaterina Programmer 1C: A new HASP driver is needed to work with the new version. sent by mail.
......................

[14:01:25] Vladislav: It was established, everything works. thank you.
Catherine Programmer 1C: has the driver been installed?
[14:04:27] Vladislav: Yes
[14:05:10] Ekaterina Programmer 1C: What did you do that he set up? If not a secret.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81941
 24.05.2013
The official server.

World of Warcraft. Cataclysm: for the first time, automatically opening with the level of flight points appeared. Players are happy, all work. Oldfagus is sad.
World of Warcraft. Pandaria: everyone is accustomed to such a system, oldfags only sometimes scream, players consider it a given and that "so it should"
World of Warcraft. and Pandaria. 5.2.x patch: Flight points stop opening automatically. Players are disgusted. Oldphags held their breath.
World of Warcraft. and Pandaria. 5.3.x patch: Flight points are not opened. Oldfagus in ecstasy, players cry and quarrel.

Endspil: From the developers, the automatically opening flight points were a bug that we were finally able to fix.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81940
 24.05.2013
xxx: Some girls don’t want to realize that they’re just autonomous incubators for producing self-supporting men.
What’s wrong with being an incubator?
YYYY: YYYYY has sent you again?
xxx: yes (

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №81939
 24.05.2013
Forum on Mobile-review:
Overall, as I think, the device is not remarkable among the "tube" of similar "androids": the operating system (at the time of testing) is quite old - 4.0, and the MTK6577 chipset has long been tired. However, it would be worth highlighting the following: a relatively capacitive battery of 1930 mAh, an IPS-screen matrix with a resolution of 540x960 points and 1 GB of RAM. Everything else is banal and usual."

This review could have been completed.
Yyy: This is how any modern device can be viewed.
Zzzz: And even any girl. Tania has blue eyes, a second-size chest, and everything else. Of the competitors, I would like to note Vala from the second entrance (1 size, but no flowers needed) and Katya from the factory dining room (3 size, but no champagne and flowers needed). However, cheaper analogues will satisfy the unpretentious user. So, for example, Svetlana (0 size, nothing needed) has exactly the same functionality as the more expensive models, with the only difference that the interface sometimes brakes and the materials of the body are frankly cheaper. If you try, at the same costs, you can find top versions of the previous generation in the secondary market (Margarita Sergeevna, 5 size, nothing at all).

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81938
 24.05.2013
The Comrades:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[13:41:34] yyy: nakhera?)
[13:41:36] xxx: I wanted to go to the bathroom next door)))

And then we ask: why are no young professionals employed?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81937
 24.05.2013
Is that why I love Gmail? For the fact that he sends a letter from the Google team with an invitation to a conference immediately puts in spam!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №81936
 24.05.2013
The Android resembles a master-left-handed, dirty, unchested, in the moustaches, but who can do absolutely anything, and iOS - as the guardian of the harem in the sultan - high,
Strong, muscular, cared for, but... castrated...

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №81935
 24.05.2013
Explain to children about God:

Daddy and Daddy! What is God?
You know nothing, John Snow.

Daddy, is there a God?
– No
And Santa Claus?
So who brings you the gifts?

Dad, is there a God?
“Yes, his name is one-eyed One, and if you behave badly, I will take you to Uppsala and hang you on a holy oak.

“Daddy, why did we kill my aunt and eat her liver?”
This is a victim, son.

“Daddy, and in the class my uncle told me that I believe in false gods, because God is One and One!
And what did you say?
Did I say? I said nothing, I burned it in the toilet cabin!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №81934
 24.05.2013
Olga
Somebody attacked me in a dream, I decided that I have someone to protect, I wake up, open my eye with my hand and say right in the eye: Kill him!
and fell asleep. It was morning 😉

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81933
 24.05.2013
I go to a colleague and he is not there, I ask his partner.
Is Misha smoking?
-Misha smokes...drinks, gets married, and doesn't want to close the project at all!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №81932
 24.05.2013
The Author:
A lieutenant who threw me a stick. Our conversation was short:
Q: Is there anything forbidden?
I: except hexogen, a pair of calas and cocaine, and I lick myself like an idiot,

The word "how" here is superfluous. And to you, I wish to lie in the roof under the trunk of the machine, with your hands behind your back, so that you can become wise and stop considering your scarce mind to be the top of the intellect.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №81931
 24.05.2013
XX: And you motivate me, then I will work better!
YYY: Not our method. They even beat here.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81930
 24.05.2013
The son (5 years) in the morning, sitting on the couch, from a great reluctance to dress in the garden said:
“Listen, Dad... While I was sleeping I was so tired...!

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81929
 24.05.2013
Watched the movie Taxi on television with her mom, she said it was a fairy tale and switched to the battle of the extrasensors.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81928
 24.05.2013
The wedding party. An avid hunter tells the gatherers how he and his son regularly go hunting. My son, meanwhile, is seven years old. There are many stories, starting with rabbits and phasans, continuing with deer and foxes, all stories are emotional, with a bunch of details and active gestures. The father tells, the son is silent and only after each story confirms what he said:
Here we have a healthy cat! Five with two of my palms, my eyebrows shake, my eyes flowed with blood. And right on us with the smoke running! I shot and missed the first one. Thank God, the second shot hit him. Otherwise we’t sit here with you. Remember the dim, right?
Oh yeah I remember.
Then the wolf was met. He was noticed late, standing literally ten meters away, scattering. I was scared then. The gun on the duck is loaded. He stumbled, stumbled under his feet and ran away. It was a pity, but a good trophy could have been achieved. Do you remember that hunt, Dimka?
I remember... Dad, Dad! Do you remember how you shot the pigeon?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81927
 24.05.2013
This only happens in Russia.
Near the work recently failed a small piece of asphalt coating - just fell inside yourself. As my colleague noted, "Per during the rain it was done as usual...". At lunch there was a bright sunshine and I saw the repair team cut off the failed asphalt in the window to put a new one. It was raining in the evening... Guess what the repair brigade was doing? I made the asphalt ;)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81926
 24.05.2013
Yesterday I made my usual trip to a local store for food.
I had new long to shoulder earrings on this day from a lot of chains, oh this fashion)))
I leave with the products from the box office, next to the guard of the eastern appearance,
He looks at me and says, ‘Girl, you have such beautiful eyebrows.’

I smiled confusedly and thanked him for the compliment.

Then he added with sadness:
"They reminded me of the house..."))

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