A group of Ukrainian saboteurs headed by an experienced agent "Antisvin", mixed with the crowd, crossed the Russian border.... thoughts were heavy... the five previous groups somehow opened up and disappeared, although they went through a long physical and psychological training with the best CIA instructors... At the moment the crowd of refugees was met by one single sick border guard, lazyly clinging to the border column... "Antivins" was noticeably excited - "Today we are lucky", on the faces of the members of the group were mistaken smiles... "Who did not jump - that moscal" - the Russian border guard was tired to pronounce... "This was a failure!" - thought "Antis", "winkle" by jumping together with the rest of the digs on the Ljutov 7.05.

I am here to get acquainted.
I am a BDSM lover.
He is a slave and is looking for a mistress.
My husband :^)
Tagged with: facepalm
I: I took pictures of my loved one in the male belts of fidelity, with a strapon in the ass, etc.
Fuck, where did he come from?
I: I said I love the role of Dominic, there is no slave, but I will be happy to take it. Do I really have my inventory and do I agree to new experiments?
He burned and said yes.
I: I gave him pictures of the swab, the vacuum cleaner, the washing machine and my apartment.
The second day no longer responds. What is the place where he "is ready to do whatever you want"? If you can’t banally wash the floors... eh... not the slaves now... not the slaves now...

Maelinhon: I bought headphones, in the meantime asked if it was possible to repair the old ones if they started shooting.
The seller got the moisture?
“Yes, they’ve gotten a bit of blood. From the ears.
All the staff slowly turns to my side, there is a grievous silence, they look at the tattoos.
What kind music do you listen to, forgive me?
- Eye... Metal, industrial, darkweiv... *understandably whispered* But it was not related to music. There was an ear injury.
“General Relief” – Aaaah...

I am a meat-eater. I was in a vegan society. Listened on the journey:

Q: Did she eat anything? I saw her refuse everything. There was no grass, the grass too.
I don’t know, I haven’t seen either.
Zzz: But what did she have to eat in three days?
WOW: No one has seen what she eats... A special diet. Maybe she is a vampire?

to this

I look, people began to appear who do not know or have recently learned about Chechen militants, such as Ushat Pomoev, Podryv Ustoev, Rulon Oboev and so on... And began to wave the Bulgarians and so on. "The beard" has these humorous names already wrapped under the ass. People are all the same :)

And what about such famous personalities as Japanese motorcyclist Toyama Tokanava, Czech journalist Jerzy Nedelnik, French tennis player Michel Dolbanu and many others.

Den Stranger: A grandmother with an aquarium stands at the crossroads and sells mini turtles. The guy who studied the goods decided to touch and asked:
Can ninja turtles be grown from them?
The grandmother answered him seriously:
Well, if you properly feed, care for and raise it...

Sometimes things happen so suddenly that you don’t even have time to shut up.

to this:

From personal...

Received a letter, signature: Name and initials D.N.
Hm, D.N, D.N, D.N...
On the rise: Allo, Dmitry Nikolaevich? Hi to! Glad to hear you again...
I think there’s a lot of Nashrevanovich (((
I am...
A colleague Misha at work calls a client for the first time, worried, such a dialogue:
Hello Raphael, this is Michael.
I am Rafael.
Hey Raphael, this is Michael!

A programmer who doesn’t know English is like a manager who doesn’t know how to disassemble.

to this:

Toxicate: Strange these cats-my is afraid of the vacuum cleaner, which never even frightened him, no vacuum cleaner..and He is absolutely not embarrassed to sit / lying on a curling like a circular, shaking old, washing machine at the time of pressing...
and...
Cats (arphagraphy) roar and whisper at inhalation, and also determine the mass, respectively, the size (fighting characteristics) of the opponent. The volume of the lungs is proportional to mass. Accordingly, when there is an unhappy creature nearby (otherwise it would not have been a spire) of infinite size (the constant blowing of the vacuum cleaner), they crash with bricks.

In the coffin. Excellent from one forum:
"They have such a tradition. Over the centuries"

I’m watching a movie with Bruce Willis Young and I know he’s like a drunk Statham.

Watch the TV show on May 8:

History "Culture"

13:50 of Bandyagar. Country of Dogons.

Now I know where to go from the mess.

here here :
and...
9 is Frost resistance (can be used at temperatures up to -500 ° C without load and up to -400 ° C with load, including shock).

This is what makes the absence of the top index in the text format :-)

Loan a carpet that you have in the garage
Has something burned? You have a small kitchen.
xxxh: suddenly I yesterday dendi newbought+ 10 cartridges to him, the pistol does not work on the bullets, shoot no, need a kineskopic jar
I am in the garage and with you at night.
ууу: come the telecome, the linen does not let, the first mommy with the night didn't let now the wife does not let

xxx:"This time the Russian post broke the previous record — 6 days from the moment of arrival at the USPS point in Philadelphia before coming to my office"
XXX: 6 days
XXX: The Russian Post
XXX: How to Fuck
YYY: I don’t believe it :)
YYY: 6 days
Yyy: There only in a row can stand for 6 days

I was small, the crowd carried and carried me in the transport, I pushed my legs to make it easier. One time they took, got up, I dropped my legs to the floor, five stops passed, and the floor under me moved))))))) The leg turned out to be someone)))))))

[10:00:45] <minimus> I once sucked out the window as a child
[10:00:54] <minimus> but it was dark, rain and fifth floor
[10:01:01] <minimus> the perfect crime..

My drunk neighbor, Gen. The director of a construction firm, yesterday complained to me about his wife: his wife persuades him all the time to drive her to various celebrations, banquets, anniversaries... And he himself is a man obedient to the law, so driving no drops in his mouth, and I really want to. And the wife enjoys, drinks delicious drinks, snacks... And when she returns home, the wife falls out of fatigue and... no sex under various pretext!( by
WOW: Well of course! She is the wife of Gen. The manager, and he is just a driver! What a sex!

Weather changes much more frequently than we do here.
Maybe they have water there.
I: Aha, the northern ice reservoir.