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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №661
 01.01.2008
<HyperNova> The degree of greed of Russian pirates you realize when you see the disk c Office xp on which it is written from the bottom "Do not pay MicroSoft" =)
Z is. Inhabitants of Novosibirsk can be convinced by walking along the crossing on the Lenin Square.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №660
 01.01.2008
Shesh in the news said: in Khabarovsk - at night in the darkness and quietly (without a mat even) overturned the car bridge!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know who I am proud of :) If their energy and for peaceful purposes they would have built it in a day))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №659
 01.01.2008
Talk about erotic dresses.
–...
Personally, I prefer the classic style.
Which is it?
Condoms and socks.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №658
 01.01.2008
Prior to...
[00:20] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> Hello kids!
[00:20] <_Slot-> Who are these?
[00:20] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> Whoever tells me a verse, he will get a gift! The new OpenBSD distribution. = = )
[00:20] <_Slot-> well then fuck you!
[00:21] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> well a sweet gift? =) is
[00:21] <_Slot-> No
[00:21] <_Slot-> I need Debian 5
[00:21] <_Slot-> :)
[00:21] <_Slot-> go
[00:21] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3>
[00:21] <_Slot> No?
[00:21] <_Slot-> how is it?
[00:21] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> Debian only to those who did well =)))
[00:21] <_Slot-> aaaa
[00:22] <_Slot> then all the others?
[00:22] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> all the others VISTU!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №657
 01.01.2008
VoFko: Oh Senya for the products was fun
VoFko: wax... we went to the store... we go to the products we choose.. here I scream "The eggs took? Who do we have there with the eggs?" The friend replies: "I have the eggs"...There the store is closed) The guard passes by and says the mega phrase: "Mujik"
VoFko: I still can’t leave 😉

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №656
 01.01.2008
Libellule (16:17) :
A cable channel that rotates cartoons like the Simsons and other Americans. Well, okay – The Simpsons is great even, but I got into a movie about... a single-use glass, a fried potato and a teftel... Oh. The series was about that a single-use glass caught a glucose bird in a public toilet and treated it with a bean vaccine! O_O
The glass then wrapped in the eyes.

Libellule (16:17) :
I am still in X-X.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №655
 01.01.2008
I may be crazy...
I made it easy to read in Russian...
The first thing that made me read was my sweet origins!
I am enjoying it)))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №654
 01.01.2008
Romualdo (17:03:28 30/12/2007)
Depression, boring... No New Year’s mood

Loki (17:04:45 30/12/2007)
plaka, you fucking the whole session came with the look "nihuya I don't know, I want to sleep" at the same time all gave up on perfectly, after the session we went to the club, where you padlo said "no mood to drink, I go to dance" up where to go and what I see plaka in 10 minutes around you trouble three pisty bodies but you have a depression hule, home one left, and I go with debts, and I look for a place to shift in the second month, so don't tell me here about depression fell

Romualdo (17:05:31 30/12/2007)
Please forgive me 😉

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №653
 01.01.2008
X: Happy New Year! With a new happiness!! to
Well, the hour of the night, the electricity came on December 31st, what NG? imprinted
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The calendar now!! to
Oh fuck you!
Oh fuck you!! to
WOW: How is it? 1 January
I am a fucking fool! Everything was fooled!
Lana, don’t kill yourself like that...who doesn’t happen to you
I am a dog :(
xh: I moved the calendar for the day ahead)
Which is WOW!!! to

[ + 117 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №652
 01.01.2008
Dear Russians
I am surprised that many of you think that Russia and Ukraine are absolutely different countries.
Know - my friends and I swelled for the health of Volchik, we have a pooher on Yushchenko
In my window at 12 a.m. Russian time began to scream salutes, and I realized that I was not the only one.
Let us drink for the unity of our peoples!!!! to
With great love for Russia, Ukrainian Snow
Everyone who is with me is with me!!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №651
 01.01.2008
Welcome to the new member – BIBIbI!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ZZZ: They are there!
Thus, they are the righteous.
BBB: They are
BIBIBI: How did you fuck...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №650
 01.01.2008
1: At the initial load, the note often hangs before the Bios check successful appears. and Slackware 12.0. Tell me who knows.

2: When I go to take food out of the refrigerator, I often stumble and fall on the pony of the kychni. The Electrolux refrigerator. Tell me who knows.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №649
 01.01.2008
The new year is bad luck.
29th: purchased - nothing to touch the bottom (for the New Year...)
Day 30: Let you endure a little! Get out of the refrigerator!!! by BORST!
Day 31: Eat, sunny, and this salad too, don’t you eat? Not very tasty?? to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №648
 01.01.2008
BAHTYC (18:09:20 31/12/2007)
It is crazy! How many times to repeat!! I am a bandit!In Russian it is read B-A-N-T-I-K!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №647
 01.01.2008
She is:
Well, just try to love me more than your laziness. Will you try?

He is:
and ah. @}->--
Only tomorrow, something is already unwilling. O is :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №646
 01.01.2008
Arlando> Dog... my room cleaning is to get one big bag, throw it all there and put it on the balcony...
<Arlando> And after NG to look for nothing, you just need to roll everything back and scatter randomly around the room :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №645
 01.01.2008
Lively
Nikita approached, looked at your avatar and asked "mama. This is a clock"

DoC
This is Alcatraz!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №644
 01.01.2008
111 Where are you?
222: O_O
Chapter 22: Home
111: and a

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №643
 01.01.2008
Re_Disko:...And what specific things (life experience is common and not definite, it can also be obtained anywhere) can be obtained in the army to apply them then?? to
and ardus:
34 to life
+56 to man
13 to own a two-handed sword
21 to own the spy

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №642
 01.01.2008
Courageous Houston
Let’s hit again.

Grenadier
I turn back from the side and then make a sharp direct blow to the jaw throwing through the bellow and proudly laugh at the defeated opponent.

Courageous Houston
Lieing on the ground, I quietly take the pulse gun from episode 2 and shoot exactly in the heart after which I sing the anthem of Russia.

Grenadier
played heroic music domenos I begin to come to myself praise of heaven for that on me was my favorite armor after which I bite in your hand smashing blood on my face and bite on your now non-functional limb


Courageous Houston
Sucking and coughing with blood I get from the pocket of my pants a healing bubble focally and in the place of one hand grows 2 immediately after that I carry a magnificent combo from Heavy metal cutting you with the sword of Ares into 2 parts and with the scream of victory, I beat the eye.

Grenadier
Drinking eye-catching you understand that it fucking poisoned with radiation after which you grow 547 arms your skin breaks off from the tension of the legs cracks you serve on your own sword spreads pre-mortem chrip relaxation of the intestines and your soul is separated from the body

Courageous Houston
I wanted to eat...

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