I went to the drug doctor today and asked him how to quit smoking. He – and as far as I know, I can’t give up.

The Bibi:

Republican vice president candidate Sarah Palin, who conducted the election campaign in Iowa on Saturday, said that, criticizing Obama, she is not trying to defame him.

Milla before all sorry for copepast
Fuck why so... you watch for yourself, you have a beautiful figure, a third-size chest, you cook no worse than the chef, you work and you do not ask him for anything money... You go on the street and you are turned up with tongues, but you are faithful to anyone you do not know you need no one but him... You come home, and in order not to get him to your talk, you do housework quietly, letting him manage his time as he wants it... You go to bed and say:"Dear, give me a mynetic" and you hear the answer:"I want to sleep"...
Oh the milk! I thought I was one.)

Deffy, fuck me and half of my friends is the opposite?
You go to bed, you come home to help with housework so that she doesn’t work too hard, you ask that and how it was at work, you go to bed in the evening, you grash: sweet, how you want it, and in response - “Let’s not do it.”

She is:
I was fabulously lucky.
He is:
Please explain...
She is:
My massage worker worked.)
He is:
Was it lucky?Here, my girlfriend is lucky I play on a lip harmonic...

Mac Donalds at the Window
Two cheeseburgers, potatoes and sauce
Would you go?
– No
What what?
– No
did not hear
Fuck, I will be!

Kofftoon
“The prince on a white horse, where are you, creature?”

In the whole white world, there are only a few people who are afraid of the amins.

What IQ do you have?
by -130
You are as smart as 5 idiots.

I understood the difference between winds and nics!
When I install the program in the wire, I indicate the way to place it before installation.
And when I put a package in a niche – I first put it, and then follow the command "whereis" to find out where Linux hanged me that package, mla :(

Xxx guys are great!
The vocalist has excellent hair ;), and I was very sorry when during the performance he was confused with them in the strings of the guitarist...

The only day you didn’t get late was the day you turned the clock back.
Yes, the clock needs to be changed.)
XXX is NO! Do not translate!! to

It is one or two, one or two, one or two, one or two.
He is: two?
She: Fuck, I’m pregnant

My name is Maxim.I sit in the movie, in a joke began to talk about it, so that I go to the universe again, on the first course, I play, no type of time is lost a lot, etc.Here on the screen trailer of the new film The inhabited island begins and so on the whole hall - 2157 year. Maxim - a Moscow student..." Blia, they guess >_<

XXX is
Blythe
How enough
I want to change three letters in my life.
YYYY
The Fuck?
and ROFL
XXX is
Keyword - all

I read Bash, the most funny quotes post on the local forum. After a while I see an admin message: "The quote was deleted because of the use of non-normative vocabulary" Then it was added (more subtle): "but it was funny".

Readers now hate admin twice as much

I: Ah, that’s the brain!! to
I am the male brain!
She is wrong!
She: It is how?
What happens to women?
She is : Oh :-[

by Nemesis

After a famous quote, the poor 3dchess are now lying...

Two hours of night. I lie in bed, I can’t sleep.
I: Dear man, can I make you a mine?
He : Why?
I: Yes, for fun... O_o

These are all polite steels, sho dogs!
I call a big shopping mall and send a fax. I try to get to the secretary, but there are some left-wing people answering at all. After 15 minutes of my torture and communication with the car respondent, I remain dumb on the line, listen to music and wait for a response. And then the voice of the machine says: “Thank you for choosing us! And now, please hang the phone!” and the short clothes. O_O

DonGandon[online]> this world is going somewhere
DonGandon [online]> yesterday sent 126 friends from ASI only one phrase "Cruel! I wish you good luck in your work!"
DonGandon [online]> 10 asked what I was about, 7 said thank you, 3 people removed me, 5 invited to share, and one threatened that I was a corpse if I would talk about O_o