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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3511
 10.04.2008
1327258 [ +ḳa − ] [:ḳa:] [discuss] added 2008-04-08 23:52
I am one idiot in all of Russia who sits behind the front line and thinks that the HR smokes on the side?


You are the only one... Pull it out!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3510
 10.04.2008
Fira: And I thought, Vinny has a foam in his head, that is, is he a toy? Are they all toys? Is the pig not real?? to
Romzay: well
That is, the bear is walking, right? The Zombie?
Romzay: It does.
Philae: There is no truth! I haven't thought about it all my life, and it's been like this.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3509
 10.04.2008
Go to Google "Putin"... Publishes "Putin Krab". In a country where all people are crude, the president must be on a level of evolution higher.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3508
 10.04.2008
by Olga (23:09) :
I go out soon, get up early, a lot more to do.

Olga (23:10) :
A lot of part

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3507
 10.04.2008
Mucmepukc :
I have long suspected cats.
They burned up finally.
I didn’t have time to turn off the TV while I opened the door.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3506
 10.04.2008
My sister just burned. He asks what the name of the artist who bit his ear. Then I tried to blame that I confused with the boxer, but I already had a puppy, I was already riding under the table imagining how he was bite him.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3505
 10.04.2008
sunny_dp: Near Shinny Street on the gates in the inscription Object is protected by dogs carefully wiped out the CO sign.
Fuck you, you are everywhere!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3504
 10.04.2008
Corsary (15:21:05 8/04/2008)
You came in here, I am not mistaken.

ATAMAH (15:21:11 8/04/2008)
It was affair

ATAMAH (15:21:13 8/04/2008)
He was an admin.

ATAMAH (15:21:26 8/04/2008)
Dressed for days and nights in La2 and scratched phone sockets with knives

Corsary (15:21:58 8/04/2008)
What about la2 and rosettes?

ATAMAH (15:22:07 8/04/2008)
ATAMAH (15:21:13 8/04/2008)
He was an admin.

Corsair (15:22:15 8/04/2008)
Is it how?
ATAMAH (15:22:16 8/04/2008)
ATAMAH (15:21:26 8/04/2008)
Dressed for days and nights in La2 and scratched phone sockets with knives

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3503
 10.04.2008
Sarmat: Hello
Mike: Hi, you can participate in the social survey, I will ask you one question, you need to quickly and without thinking in 5 seconds to answer it
Sarmat: Let It Go
Mike: What is the fatherhood of our President?
It is fucking :(
Mike: I understand, thank you for participating :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3502
 10.04.2008
1st Why do you leave tomatoes and not eat them?
2nd They are not delicious or digestible, and you don’t have to ask me how I found out about it.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3501
 10.04.2008
XXX is
This shit is better not to look at.

YYYY
The Terrible? Rogue is running?

XXX is
And they mate.

YYYY
by FI. Non-cultural media Do not eat them.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3500
 10.04.2008
My friends are burning :)))
One yesterday put and set up a web camera at his home in the room and now watches what the cat does in his absence. The second companion, therefore, put a camera in the kitchen, watching his cat.
Regular screams: "O! The cat! Cat!" (the cat is in the field of view of the camera).
Now we are all in the office watching the cat chase the paper in the kitchen.
End of working day.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3499
 09.04.2008
Cool, and now let’s make an ad board instead of a top of the abyss. There are only complaints and suggestions.

No need to go to the top.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3498
 09.04.2008
To raise the mood: You have come. She slipped under the slope. You came hot to me. Graciously bended his back and stuck his nose in his shoulder. I am unwilling. I don’t get along with myself. I swear I will not. But you came – Ready to lust you and smooth you, Razomlev from your warmth. Sleep my little girl. Let me be convicted that I will share the bed with you again. You are clean, I believe. Whatever will be! Do not worry. I love you. How much gentleness in this flexible body! Listen, what is it about? He said, “Don’t go to bed! Brush away from here! The blog shocked me.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3497
 09.04.2008
xxx: Will you be a gum with a raspberry and peach taste and a liquid center?
YYY : No. I want to have a whiskey-seeded taste and a liquid beer inside.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3496
 09.04.2008
dddd (11:29:18 9/04/2008)
Eugene, your attitude to property complicates your relationship with people.

dddd (11:29:34 9/04/2008)
In other words, you are Eugene.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3495
 09.04.2008
DDD: Yesterday, small tuis were planted in the yard. The thing was good, useful, but the saddlers were drunk in the straw and planted them with roots up. Now they water.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3494
 09.04.2008
Today it became uncomfortable when I caught myself in the thought that I listened to Marduk, "La Grande Danse Macabre" ("The Great Dance of Death"), being in a white gazelle, which is carried on a meeting almost not below 150 km / h, jumping on the cushions overtakes almost black from dirt another gazelle, and at this moment Legion sings with its afterlife voice "Death can on both, black and white horses ride...".

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3493
 09.04.2008
Versin
And I somehow got a mouse alone, crawling in the kitchen, into the rooms like not going out. I seriously wanted to open the door to the kitchen (I have a corridor like that), lie down in the corridor with a pneumatic rifle for the night, cover myself with a blanket and lie motionless for hours. Films about the snipers lay on favorable soil.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3492
 09.04.2008
Retail: Yes, I hate the pigs, the blacks and the hatches, they all have to be killed.
Evilbizon: Our ancestors were killed by the Nazis during the WW, and you have become a skinhead in respect of them?
Retail: go you go, because of anti-fascists like you, the blacks have plagued our country.
Evilbizon: Yes... judging by your reasoning, you’re probably 15 years old
Retail: Do you mean OH? I am 21
Evilbizon: Mom, I am afraid...
Retail: Everyone is afraid of me. When I go to school, all the rapers are hiding in the classes.
21 you say...

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