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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5216
 15.05.2008
Now I watched a picture at the railway station: the carpenter was trying to drive the water from 3 holes into the well.
The holes were located 1-->2-->3-->Luke
So he first moved the water from hole No. 3 into the hole.
Then from the 2nd to the 3rd, and then into the luck.
And then came the 1st...
This whole process reminded me of the work of our IT department.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5215
 15.05.2008
In Team Ka
Do I have beautiful ears?

Cartman
beautifully

In Team Ka
There is no rabbit. What a rabbit I was.

In Team Ka
I am not cowardly and I do not eat the bark of trees.

Cartman
Then the cat.

Cartman
Even if you don’t seem to be in the corner.)))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5214
 15.05.2008
XXX: What are you doing?
SloN: I help people get rid of radioactive, magnetic wave-emitting objects that are also harmful to their health and take a lot of their time!
Are you an environmentalist?
SloN: I am a goop

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №5213
 14.05.2008
XX: Do you know the children’s song about the cunnilingus?
WOW :????? to
XX: All lying, and lying,
I look at the sun!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5212
 14.05.2008
Drag: We are all in the same ass, my joy, just at different depths

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5211
 14.05.2008
by Tahbka:
I decided to wash the refrigerator.
by Tahbka:
Electric washed the door-look-window says on the background of her yellow
by Tahbka:
She painted the window in the kitchen, then the door in the kitchen, then in the hallway walls and painted the day already, everything shines.
Thin is:
Was the refrigerator washed?
by Tahbka:
The Blind...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №5210
 14.05.2008
Aces: Vkotakte gathered all the census and stopped working...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5209
 14.05.2008
I go after whom I sit, not noticing that the cat is lying on the chair and sat on it. The canyon was jealous. I mean, I took it on my hands, I blast the eog, I say the kind of forgive, I did not notice. WOW, I start to break up with the guys. Here the cat stumbled: he took the means and stood up with his legs on the key and pressed the winding of the windows!!! O_O came back to me and what t went there. I am sorry, I am hopeless. :D

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5208
 14.05.2008
Did you play in Silent Hill?
Yes, my mom all the parts passed, and I played the current in the third 5 minutes, and in the fourth 10... the nerves were not enough!
xxx and her mom.
yyy: ah, she still passed Stalker, Duma, Wolfenstein, i.e. what else, and Cold Sam
xxx: o_o

Tell me a girl’s phone, I want to have such a aunt))))

Thinked well?

Tell me how old my mother is, I want such a wife!! to

That’s why gamers don’t reproduce.
Zzzz: Where did those Berucci come from?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5207
 14.05.2008
XXX is
Was it a reference?
YYYY
Petition for GTA4 to be released on comp
XXX is
pff
XXX is
I am poem
XXX is
I am not such a gamer.
YYYY
What level are you in the ambulance?
XXX is
80 is

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №5206
 14.05.2008
How much in GB?
He is: K
She is fucking.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5205
 14.05.2008
"Have you all fallen into depression? You need to eat shit with a smile! and ; ) andquot;

© Bogdan (aka Dekzzz)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №5204
 14.05.2008
and Leff:
When you die, what do you prefer to be buried or cremated?

88 and KOTIC:
to reanimate

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5203
 14.05.2008
I bought a communicator:

HrooSt
But I broke her newcomer.)

HrooSt
She showed her toy in "action"

HrooSt
We sat behind the steering wheel in the transport.. delivered a trackpoint.. tracking where we had to go

HrooSt
My toy shouted at first, “After 500 meters turn to the right...After 300 meters turn to the right...After 300 meters turn to the right...After 300 meters turn to the right...After 300 meters turn to the right...After 300 meters turn to the right...After 300 meters turn to the right...After 300 meters turn to the right...

HrooSt (11:08:28 13/05/2008)
Then the driver didn’t stand the nerves.. turned, whispered like "stop telling me!!! I have been on this road every day for 15 years.!" )

HrooSt (11:08:35 13/05/2008)
The bus fell victim to hysteria))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №5202
 14.05.2008
Village shops in Bashkiria are unique. Toilet paper "upps" and condoms "The Magic Stick" finally shaken my brain...

There are other flowers. Here we in Ukraine have condoms "Invisible hat"...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №5201
 14.05.2008
xxx>Why, well why the service "Call Me" exists, and the service "Please turn on the phone, fuck!" has not yet...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №5200
 14.05.2008
I installed their email client I.online with built-in kashperovsky...so he first found me a virus in the files mail_rumagent.exe, repelled the computer and removed the agent to the hell dog. Beautiful competitor, you can’t say anything.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5199
 14.05.2008
She: and we have installed a machine you already know today, there is a broth, sandwiches, yoghurt, chewing machine, chocolate, coffee and soda, a whole store!
The Gastritis Fair!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5198
 14.05.2008
Chakra: Chakra
Harmless: Can you imagine your face when you laugh so loudly? shrinking the eyes, spreading the mouth and pressing out the sound from the depth "GHHHH"?))
I’m going to look in the mirror 😉
Shit, I’ll go there too...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №5197
 14.05.2008
In the United States began sales of a new device, thanks to which drivers will be able to make car fuel themselves at home! It is a special facility worth $10,000 that will produce biofuel from all kinds of foods (mostly from sugar). According to the creators of this device, the system can produce 35 gallons (159.11 liters) of biofuel per week, which is enough for car refuelling.

Experts hope that over time the price of such an installation will decrease by two or three times, which will automatically make it very popular. After all, at current sugar prices, the cost of production of one liter of biofuel is only 22 cents or 5.2 rubles.


Pindos want to sell a self-propelled machine for $10,000!! to

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