Attention to!! to
New rules are introduced:
It is forbidden to copy quotes from the abyss, to write down your opinion and send back to the abyss. For this violation, your IP address will be added to the "blacklist" and access to the site will be closed.
2) All kinds of ads are prohibited and, in order to be boring, "bring to the top", "plus" and so on. For violation of the rule, your IP address will be placed on the "blacklist", as in the first case.
With respect, your admin.

and plussadine!
Plus to! The main thing is to bring the top.

Ohha to! and dynamic iPishniks will be bathed immediately on the mask of the subnet, on the entire residential region? and ; )

2nd Affair
10th summer "admin" come out of the pool.
2 Primary
Another person with an IQ less than 10
Third comment
Oh, it will be fun with the proxy)))

Romance begins where money ends.

During the lunch break, she ran out to meet her beloved. Naturally, very

was delayed. I go back to work on the road, which is the rules.

The pedestrian crossing!! Well, so is it! I am stopped by the bulldozer.

So and so, girl, in the wrong place the road

Please go with your papers!

No passport, of course, with me, I remember that somewhere on the bottom of the bag.

There is an old pass.

I smile and promise to show up.

I start crawling in my bag. I cannot find.

The police patiently waited for the penalty.

Now and now, I say.

No to miss!! to

Situation is worsening.

I, in order not to test the major’s patience, command him, “Hold it!” and I begin.

put out of the bag a haircut, a mirror, a linen, in general, everything that

It blocks the pass and prevents me from getting it – and I put my things in.

The hands of a police officer, completely flattered, but submissively receiving from my

the hand.

Suddenly I hear: Girl, you are free, go!

I too, I wondered – where?? to

He was angry, “Where did you go until I caught you???” Here there and

Go to!

I went, but the thought did not give me peace why I was released. Understanding that

I came back and said, “Sorry, but why do you want me?

Let go? I have violated...

He shrugged for a second, and then: "I am a major of the police, and you are in my hands.

Your mirror, help, powder and what else you have!!! I stand with yours.

Cosmetics as a fool!! Go away, girl, from sin!! to

I went to our IT and GRU department today: Happy Birthday to all! They were almost out of the poor. They said that I was the first conscious person)) Then they dared and asked for "support" :)

Why did Baturina buy an old mansion in London?

To demolish and build a shopping center in its place.

The forum from:
From practice: the accountant fell asleep and pierced her eye with a pencil. The year 1999.
P.S. The brain does not work.

Dear, do you love me?
I love...
I want to go pop!! to
Go to!

21.07.2008 23:30:50, medvedyaa
I fell asleep yesterday evening with thoughts about what I’m going to do today... waked up and I don’t want anything that I came up with yesterday... now I don’t want to do it... sat two hours in front of the television and felt like a grandmother... then cleaned up and felt like a housewife... wanted something else but he wasn’t... went to the bedroom... she’s noet and noet... started this norm...but at the end of the day my brain exploded...then we met someone else that...and it was unbearably boring...then it became normal...but I was rough...and here I stuck home recently and got aladdin...and I’m not better

21.07.2008 23:31:47, babkin
You know, I’ve lived like that for 3 years.

21.07.2008 23:31:58, babkin
I also understand you.

21.07.2008 23:31:58, medvedyaa
It is ass!

21.07.2008 23:32:12, babkin
Fuck, this is reality.

21.07.2008 23:32:27, babkin
Fuck, it’s when there’s no hole.

Techno-kot: I’m not well with English.
Fleshka: You seem to know exactly what happened?
Techno-kot: Today in the universe the text was translated in turn. It reached me. "... England slowly sink in a water"
Techno-kot: I translate: The English think variably when they are in the water.
Fleshka : )))) is the

Fighter
Find the girl (Find the girl)

DoG
Naughty?

Fighter
Oh oh! The laundry question contains the answer!

XXX (13:52:35 25/07/2008)
Can you tell me what kind of photos to take this weekend?
XXX (13:55:56 25/07/2008)
Would you like to take a 10 megapixel camera? and :)
YYY (13:59:43 25/07/2008)
Thanks for the compliment!

I just smoked in the bathroom. I let go of the ring. It turned into a shit in the summer. I will check the server.

<xxx> Authorization request:
Hi to. Please add me to your contact list.

<yyy> ::what do you want?

<xxx> how to make a copy

<yyy> You don’t need to authorize me. I will not authorize you. Because you will not understand me, and I will be bored with you.

<xxx> why

<yyy> Because you don’t understand it, and I’m already bored.

Are you an uneducated person and can’t read?
Nothing terrible! Quotes on Video!

My brother told me. Prehistory: in a distant village on charitable money began to restore the temple (brother there iconostasis wrote). So, the curator was a priest with a good sense of humor and a very low and loud bass voice. Of course, the workers had to live somewhere and they were settled in the bell. But above their floor there was another floor, the loop of which was invisible in the middle of the boards and served as a staircase between them, and this floor was called "heaven." And on this floor, this master loved to rest. So, after a working day, the father went up to this floor and fell asleep, and at this time new workers arrived, not suspicious of the staircase. Naturally, where the workers are, there is the mat. The father woke up and said loudly to his bass to the workers (I remind, the workers did not know about him):
Do not mother!
The silence came instantly. Later, they apparently noticed the shoes they left behind. The next question:
Whose are the tapes?
With the same loud bass:
The ONE!
The silence was longer, but most of the workers got the answer to the following logical question:
You are from where?
With "heaven"
No more silence was broken.

stars: Guys, there is a gallery on the site, it needs to be protected from the print screen (so that you do not take screenshots). How to do it?
HOMM: The best defense: throw the gallery onto the disc, wrap the disc in a falge, put it in a safe and drop it down to the ocean floor. Do not forget to kill the captain of the ship and the crew of the ship that will carry. You can shoot yourself more reliably. Other than the printer.

topic in the forum "disappeared cat, help"
Answer in the topic.
I had 2 cats, 1 cat, 2 papagaies, a mouse, 2 hamsters.
All the cats fell from the balcony, the pups fled, the cat ate the mouse (when she was alive), and the hamsters became cold and died.
This is such a sad story, so everything happens...Your THAT Might Still Be Alive."

The employee writes a letter to all employees of the company. In vacation from 25 April to 5 August.

The dirty window, the web.
Empty bottles are under the table.
All this is the harsh awakening of admin.
That service is next to...Servac!

Difficult and painful awakening of admin,
No one loves them, no one expects them.
Life is going on, fucking, somehow sad.
And the girl, the fool, does not give up again.

And these hard, brave guys,
Stainless steel cabinets
They carry the wear they have given.
Crazy officers of different offices.

Today is a bright and joyful celebration!
Take a walk today and have fun!
So we drink for the steady onlim on the channel,
For clothes, for cabinets, for apache! for us!! to

Did you add a video?
The data actors "the masterpieces" fully characterize the current Basch audience.
Sabbak-like bodies, pronounced from the house-2, but "on the vaishte, you didn't know whose", and some glamorous-pedorous guys.
And in general, why do we need it?
People who simply lack imagination. This is a situation, you don’t understand how it should look, we’ll show you.
Stupid videos make the quotes complete shit. for people with defects from people with defects.
Fuck you comrades.